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Yaldabaoth posted:The end goal for humanity is to just kill each other in a massive battle royale and the winner is the sole survivor who spends the rest of his short life on a cold, dead world. This has been dictated by the laws of nature long before humanity or even the Earth existed. Mortal Kombat was a documentary
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Highlander was a documentary
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Serious reminder that evangelicals support Israel because they believe doing so will bring about the Biblical End Times which will lead to the death of everyone and everything and will drat everything who's not an evangelical to everlasting Hell.
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May 11, 2021 16:32
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A Fancy Hat posted:Serious reminder that evangelicals support Israel because they believe doing so will bring about the Biblical End Times which will lead to the death of everyone and everything and will drat everything who's not an evangelical to everlasting Hell.
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May 11, 2021 16:33
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perepelki posted:this, including all the jews in israel. They don't like Jewish people. They want Israel to be there to fulfil the prophecy, that's it.
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May 11, 2021 16:34
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Where's the Israelian missile lamia posts
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1redflag posted:Lol my wife had to explicitly agree not to boycott Israel in her latest employment agreement. Her job has nothing to do with politics or anything. So does she have to buy one thing from Israel a month and submit a receipt, or...?
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its me, i'm the hot idf woman propaganda pictures
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Hypnolobster posted:its me, i'm the hot idf woman propaganda pictures I like looking at you
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A Fancy Hat posted:Serious reminder that evangelicals support Israel because they believe doing so will bring about the Biblical End Times which will lead to the death of everyone and everything and will drat everything who's not an evangelical to everlasting Hell. In some versions some of the Jews repent and become evangelicals when the Antichrist invades so they think a few hundred of them or so can be scared straight.
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It would have been cool if Israel was just a bunch of commie kibbutzim
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Yaldabaoth posted:The end goal for humanity is to just kill each other in a massive battle royale and the winner is the sole survivor who spends the rest of his short life on a cold, dead world. This has been dictated by the laws of nature long before humanity or even the Earth existed. Origin story of Galactus? Hey please don't ban me, but maybe people shouldn't kill other people. I'm going on record with that.
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https://twitter.com/Mike_Pence/status/1391937473031311365
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gently caress! i know only one thing at any given time and now it's this. Very little application in everyday life
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Who What Now posted:For real though, it's amazing to me that one side has F16s and drones armed with MIRVs that is keeping people in an open air prison and blockading foreign aid of food, medicine and water, and the other side has homemade "rockets" made of scrap metal and ammonia from human piss and it's the latter that are seen as the bloodthirsty psychopaths. And this is going to continue because they're in a sick codependent relationship. Hamas needs martyrs, Netanyahu needs excuses, and both get what they need so they can continue this courtship dance.
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*charges into the thread* Guys I bought these blueberry bagels yesterday and I'm eating one right now and it is SO loving GOOD I..." *looks around* Oh...OH....s-sorry...
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STABASS posted:If Jews and Muslims both simply accepted the love of Christ we would all have a lot less problems, wouldn't you say? He's the second biggest dude in Islam tho
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Not going to lie, this is making me hungry for falafel.
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Mooey Cow posted:He's the second biggest dude in Islam tho second place = first loser. hope I don't have to explain the problem with this...
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Who What Now posted:Not a lamia. Mods?! 
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I say stop using the West Bank and start using the West Credit Union lol
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1redflag posted:Lol my wife had to explicitly agree not to boycott Israel in her latest employment agreement. Her job has nothing to do with politics or anything. Weird that that people have to take a loyalty oath to an entirely different country that is otherwise not involved in that business whatsoever. Also doesn't really do them any favors. Oh look, it's "the Jews" again making me sign weird oaths that I won't oppose their country even though I'm on the other side of the world. The ironic thing is it's probably a Christian's idea in the first place.
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May 11, 2021 18:40
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kntfkr posted:lol I missed that one, it's worth an empty quote.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I say stop using the West Bank and start using the West Credit Union
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I worked for Syrian Jews for about 6 months (consumer electronics) and they refused to do business with two groups of people; 1) muslims and 2) Israelis. More or less cool dudes but weirdest company culture I've ever been privy to.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Serious reminder that evangelicals support Israel you can just stop there
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kntfkr posted:I worked for Syrian Jews for about 6 months (consumer electronics) and they refused to do business with two groups of people; 1) muslims and 2) Israelis. More or less cool dudes but weirdest company culture I've ever been privy to. That’s stupid because the godhead of every major religion is Satan. The only debate is how to respect the yard. Then you got Christianity which is really all about how their going to find and control Satan’s children and the 100 sub religions who are trying to avoid that truth. Everybody got some concept of how not to violate poo poo and be true to themselves. 
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May 11, 2021 19:32
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How the gently caress could you even see the road in front of you with that poo poo.
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May 11, 2021 19:38
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BigBadSteve posted:How the gently caress could you even see the road in front of you with that poo poo. Where we're going we don't (They've all been wrecked by the constant explosions)
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May 11, 2021 19:44
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Call the creator “god” if you want, but god is a short-sighted word to mean an end to evolution rather than a continuation.
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The Palestinians should all convert to Judaism for the sake of convenience since there’s no god anyway.
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This thread is why I love you all so much We all have BRAINS
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I take back what I said about giving Palestine an Iron Dome system and now I propose we give them a cybernetic Iron Sheik who will lariat the missiles right out of the sky
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Nigmaetcetera posted:The Palestinians should all convert to Judaism for the sake of convenience since there’s no god anyway. Lol p big lifestyle change to go from “eh this might be it, nah it’s not gently caress that” to just “nah that ain’t it”.
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