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Gettin’ lost on yer own property is like chokin’ on the neck of yer own wood - now that’s a hillbilly solid. ROLL OVER HERE COMES DOCTOR RAW 
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Press X twice to double jump
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May 21, 2021 22:55
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If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
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May 21, 2021 22:55
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Makin' love's a lot like making cookies. You gotta gather the ingredients, warm up the oven, and if you get covered with a little batter, well, that's okay with me. Like my grandpappy always said: "A spoonpole in your balloonhole never hurt nobody."
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May 21, 2021 23:05
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If the women don't find ya handy, at least the police can't find their bodies.
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May 21, 2021 23:12
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It's done. There's blood everywhere.
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May 21, 2021 23:21
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Grumblepuff posted:the story of how the gumbo limbo tree was created. Creation mythology is beautiful
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May 22, 2021 03:50
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dog's can't look up
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May 22, 2021 03:53
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Potato in the hand, you'll be eating grand. Potato in the butt, you'll never be in a rut.
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May 22, 2021 03:56
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sincere one from me: never put a song you actually really like as your alarm sound or you will come to resent it very quickly
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May 22, 2021 03:56
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If you're born to hang you ain't gonna drown. Many years later I realized this is paraphrased from Shakespeare's The Tempest
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May 22, 2021 05:38
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everyone shut the gently caress up
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May 22, 2021 06:19
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It ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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May 22, 2021 06:22
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If you can climb up there, you can climb down.
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May 22, 2021 06:22
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Revins posted:sincere one from me: This is great wisdom, but would you mind putting it a folksier more homespunnish kind of form? Maybe referencing mules or bells or thistles or something.
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May 22, 2021 06:40
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Tree Bucket posted:This is great wisdom, but would you mind putting it a folksier more homespunnish kind of form? Maybe referencing mules or bells or thistles or something. If yer a highfalutin rich feller, havin' a personal fiddler play yeh yer favorite tune in the mornin' is sure to make that tune all the less sweet
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May 22, 2021 07:01
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Vinegar for everything. Your entire house will smell like vinegar. It's gross.
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May 22, 2021 07:06
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If you got to be someplace real fast then you can just drive right there in your car and if you ain't got one then let's be real folks; Y'all got no place to go and it don't matter how long it takes you to get there.
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May 22, 2021 07:19
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if you pee your pants, just wear them backwards and tell people you sat in a puddle
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May 22, 2021 07:59
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May 22, 2021 08:01
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Wu Tang clan aint nothin to gently caress with
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May 22, 2021 08:08
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don't forget to bring a towel
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May 22, 2021 08:42
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Like my grandpa always said, to be a dope man you must qualify, don't get high on your own supply
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May 22, 2021 08:44
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To be the man, you gotta beat the man!
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May 22, 2021 10:47
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to defeat the cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies
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May 22, 2021 11:07
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MORE RANCH
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May 22, 2021 12:00
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Superstition only exists for those without critical thinking
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Tree Bucket posted:This is great wisdom, but would you mind putting it a folksier more homespunnish kind of form? Maybe referencing mules or bells or thistles or something. Yer favorite cock crows all less sweet in the morning
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May 22, 2021 12:35
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dont put your dick in anything you wouldnt put your mouth on
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May 22, 2021 12:38
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Every hole is a goal.
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May 22, 2021 14:10
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Robo Reagan posted:dont put your dick in anything you wouldnt put your mouth on If it’s good fer suckin’, it’s good fer fuckin’
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Conrad Whithers was a lickspittle; during the war, he'd 'yessir' and 'nossir' his was to a lieutenant's spot on the front lines. Got his balls bitten off by a badger; the badger got promoted to first lieutenant. Lesson o' the story is this: the praise and reward of a moron'll get you jack and poo poo, and jack is a badger that'll tear your giblets off. If'n you find a hole that looks like it was made for you, well, I guess you'd better go ahead and see what's on the other side. Knew a girl who'd given her folks a heck of a headache. Daddy couldn't control her, mamma couldn't talk sense to her. Every boy she'd go steady with'd ended up with a few broken ribs and smashed fingers. Everyone thought she'd live fast and die young. One day, her folks come back from the market and realized she was actually a DB Yanmar 1000 mechanized rice thresher. Moral's this: when people tell you who they are, believe them.
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May 22, 2021 14:37
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Robo Reagan posted:dont put your dick in anything you wouldnt put your mouth on If you wouldn’t touch it with a 10 foot pole, maybe try an 11 foot pole? 
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May 22, 2021 14:39
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Don't stick an orange up your rear end before going to bed, after midnight.
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May 22, 2021 14:43
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Armitag3 posted:Don't stick an orange up your rear end before going to bed, after midnight. That's how you get butt gremlins.
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May 22, 2021 14:51
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If it ain't making ya go blind, you ain't drank enough of it
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May 22, 2021 15:08
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Don't eat where you poop. You might accidentally eat poop.
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May 22, 2021 15:23
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yer favorite cock crows all less sweet in the morning Revins posted:If yer a highfalutin rich feller, havin' a personal fiddler play yeh yer favorite tune in the mornin' is sure to make that tune all the less sweet You folks sure have a way with them wordy things.
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if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, you have the right to defend yourself
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