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Modestly Mouse: Shot of really really really *really* cheap Vodka, garnished with a cockroach. Served on a copy of Notes of a Dirty Old Man by Charles Bukowski. The PUSA: Candied Peach Flavor Wine Cooler The Lars Ulrich: Eviction Notice For The Bar Owner
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The Nickelback: look at this photograph of your favorite drink 
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May 22, 2021 12:49
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The Amigo The Devil: four shots bourbon in an animal skull
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May 22, 2021 12:57
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The Kanye West: Costs $500 and drinks itself.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:The Amigo The Devil: four shots bourbon in an animal skull The Bridge City Sinner: three shots of whiskey served in a flaming banjo
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the john lennon: 4 shots of maker's mark thrown on your back and shoulders
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The Motörhead: double shot of Jack Daniels and Coke on the rocks. The ‘rocks’ are pure crystal meth.
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The Ray Charles: straight wood alcohol
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The U2: you didn’t order it but it shows up on your tab anyway ayy, lmao
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Gary Glitter: Vodka, drank through a straw made from a child's genitals.
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Wookiefoot: A leftover IPA with half a dreadlock stuck in it.
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Icochet posted:Absinthe This probably slaps
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May 22, 2021 16:03
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Micheal Jackson: JESUS JUICE
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Smash Mouth: vodka martini garnished with a hard boiled egg
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The Police: Wash the blood off your hands with a rag and squeeze it into a glass.
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Rum DMT: Rum, DMT, and a pair of boxing gloves to fight the zombies that have suddenly appeared in your front yard. Bacardi B: bacardi sipped through a penis straw
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Linux Pirate posted:Primus: Really good grain alcohol and Kroger root beer. counter-suggestion: 
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The Hoobastank: Mountain Dew Code Red Old El Paso taco seasoning
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The DragonForce - A hit of cocaine, a hit of speed, and a vodka and red bull that is mosrly red bull. It always sounds better at home than it does at an event.
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The Garth Brooks: two piña coladas
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The Billy Corgan: Bulleit bourbon with butterfly garnish
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May 23, 2021 00:51
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the janice hendrix experience: barbiturates chased with southern comfort
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CHVRCHES: La Croix mixed with tap water.
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Does... anybody get it?
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The Bananana posted:A Coldplay It's a, uh... I call it the Chris Martini.
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The Barenaked Lady: Only popular in Canada, the secret ingredient is a big glob of butter and powdered sugar. You might want to spit it out, but if you do you realize that the other ingredients are completely flavourless
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the sister of mercy: gin, vermouth, absinthe
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The George Thorogood: One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. Must be drunk alone.
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The Whitney Houston: Crack, sleeping pills served in a bathtub. Dimebag Darrel, Doesn't matter what, just a few shots given to him by a fan. wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 02:56 on May 23, 2021 |
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Snoop Dogg Gin and Juice.
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The Princess Di: just a Harvey Wallbanger with a chaser
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May 23, 2021 02:59
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She counts as a musician cuz she sings when someone shows her some words from Queen
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John Bonham: 40 shots of Vodka. John Lennon, a catcher full of Rye.
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How has nobody made the Bon Scott joke yet? Your own vomit. Best served warm and fresh in your own throat. Or, to do a variation on this joke, and make it worse. Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs. Someone else's vomit. Serving suggestion same as above. (Management cannot verify owner of vomit due to lack of dusting technology.)
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The Bananana posted:It's a, uh... How about a glass of piss? it was all yellow
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Can't remember where I heard this, but some folks came across a fictional cocktail in a book or game or something called a "Piano Man" and decided it's when you pound like 10 beers and drive into someone's house I think about it sometimes and lol a bit
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flesh dance posted:Can't remember where I heard this, but some folks came across a fictional cocktail in a book or game or something called a "Piano Man" and decided it's when you pound like 10 beers and drive into someone's house Wouldn't a 'Piano Man' cocktail instead be a microphone that smells like beer?
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It's just a dumb joke about how billy joel used to get shitfaced and wreck cars on the reg, including but not limited to plowing into the side of a house
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