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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i worked at one and never quit. i went in one day to find out that a supply truck driver showed up when we were temporarily closed due to a toilet emergency and he got so pissed he smashed in a window and hosed up the whole kitchen. i got there like ten minute after the manager came in to open and we both basically stood in the doorway and watched him pinch a loaf into the fryolater.

we all got transferred to different locations but this was in rural fuckin vermont and i was a 16 year old with no car. so no, i was not going to hitchhike 40 miles for a 3 hour lunch peak shift.

when i say i never quit i mean the franchise put me on a zero hour contract and just... hasn't erased me from the system yet. i got a letter at my new address from corporate saying that because i changed my name after marriage i need to refile my I-9s.

on the other hand that fuckin spicey chicken sandwich?

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# ? Jun 21, 2021 20:36

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# ? May 24, 2024 15:08

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

that attack was what finally convinced the state police to actually start arresting truckers with meth.

crimes

# ? Jun 21, 2021 20:39

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# ? Jun 21, 2021 21:24

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i worked at one and never quit. i went in one day to find out that a supply truck driver showed up when we were temporarily closed due to a toilet emergency and he got so pissed he smashed in a window and hosed up the whole kitchen. i got there like ten minute after the manager came in to open and we both basically stood in the doorway and watched him pinch a loaf into the fryolater.

we all got transferred to different locations but this was in rural fuckin vermont and i was a 16 year old with no car. so no, i was not going to hitchhike 40 miles for a 3 hour lunch peak shift.

when i say i never quit i mean the franchise put me on a zero hour contract and just... hasn't erased me from the system yet. i got a letter at my new address from corporate saying that because i changed my name after marriage i need to refile my I-9s.

on the other hand that fuckin spicey chicken sandwich?

# ? Jun 21, 2021 21:24

frump truck: hello... again!

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i worked at one and never quit. i went in one day to find out that a supply truck driver showed up when we were temporarily closed due to a toilet emergency and he got so pissed he smashed in a window and hosed up the whole kitchen. i got there like ten minute after the manager came in to open and we both basically stood in the doorway and watched him pinch a loaf into the fryolater.

we all got transferred to different locations but this was in rural fuckin vermont and i was a 16 year old with no car. so no, i was not going to hitchhike 40 miles for a 3 hour lunch peak shift.

when i say i never quit i mean the franchise put me on a zero hour contract and just... hasn't erased me from the system yet. i got a letter at my new address from corporate saying that because i changed my name after marriage i need to refile my I-9s.

on the other hand that fuckin spicey chicken sandwich?

this is perfect chaos energy

# ? Jun 22, 2021 00:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

all i know about burger king is for a time the guy i bought weed offs girlfriend worked at burger king. i'd go over to grab a quarter or whatever, and would have to hang out for a while in order to keep the heat off the house, or something.

kids these days will never understand the struggle of buying weed off someone you despise. he had a bearded dragon that he ignored, a big dog that he yelled at, and a girlfriend he maintained the most powerfully icy relationship with.

over the course of a few months she went from looking for work, to getting hired at burger king, to her growing progressively more frustrated with her weed dealer boyfriend as she began working and making money in normal human life.

i can't remember the last time i went to burger king but i'm certain their food tastes of the bitterness i was forced to endure, for a bag of lovely weed. 0/10 would not recommend.

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# ? Jun 22, 2021 00:37

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

spitballing the fast food alignment chart where Burger King is chaotic neutral (?) and Wendy's is lawful good (?)

# ? Jun 22, 2021 01:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

Luvcow posted:

Wendy's is lawful good (?)

yes
https://www.davethomasfoundation.org/

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 22, 2021 01:48

Heather Papps: hello friend

taco bell is chaotic evil

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 22, 2021 01:48

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Heather Papps posted:

taco bell is chaotic evil

# ? Jun 22, 2021 01:54

Escape From Noise

What's Mos Burger?

# ? Jun 22, 2021 02:33

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

For some reason at the burger king near where I grew up people would use the bathroom and poo poo right next to the toilet. Don't know if it was a single repeat offender or was a culture of shitters.

# ? Jun 22, 2021 04:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

For some reason at the burger king near where I grew up people would use the bathroom and poo poo right next to the toilet. Don't know if it was a single repeat offender or was a culture of shitters.

chicken fries give u bad aim. sad but true

# ? Jun 22, 2021 04:08

Escape From Noise

But we all know why Dairy Queen got pregnant.

# ? Jun 22, 2021 04:28

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Escape From Noise posted:

But we all know why Dairy Queen got pregnant.

Her father promised the Burger King a dowry of lifetime frosties?

# ? Jun 22, 2021 15:09

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Her father promised the Burger King a dowry of lifetime frosties?

*little book full of "1 free small frosty" coupons

# ? Jun 22, 2021 16:32

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Luvcow posted:

*little book full of "1 free small frosty" coupons

# ? Jun 22, 2021 21:34

Escape From Noise

Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper! :tipshat:

# ? Jun 23, 2021 01:57

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

wendys donates to trump and their chili is just recycled hamburgers. one time two years ago a teenager told me i looked like post malone with lymphoma.

crimes

# ? Jun 23, 2021 02:51