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Weka posted:I'm Dracula's favorite fruit OP. Because I am a slender necked hot twink. wow. wow. just wow. someone doesn't know that a torAcũla only ages one year for every 6-8 earth years. how's Dr. Doc torAcũla gonna live for like 70 years on one pint of blood smart guy. while founding many sites and sciences to research blood-borne diseases.
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Dr. Doc torAcũla only searches to understand himself, yet is demonized for it.
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Jul 8, 2021 05:25
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Sid Vicious posted:tell me For the booooo-ze
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Jul 8, 2021 13:04
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His favorite fruit is the bat.
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Jul 8, 2021 13:07
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Floodixor posted:For the booooo-ze I thought it was all the fuckin sluts, men and women alike. Dman don't judge
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Jul 8, 2021 13:09
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i bought a star fruit one time and my wife yelled at me and accused me of being high on drugs (i was high on drugs)
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Jul 8, 2021 13:23
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What did Frankenstein do when he had a structured settlement and he needed cash now?
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Jul 8, 2021 13:32
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Cmon OP it's no longer acceptable to refer to gay men by the F word. You should not be shaming Vlad's choice of partners nor his personal proclivities.
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Who What Now posted:What did Frankenstein do when he had a structured settlement and he needed cash now? Tamper in God's domain?
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Who What Now posted:What did Frankenstein do when he had a structured settlement and he needed cash now? He called JG Wentworth 8777-CASH-NOW 877-CASH-NOW
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Jul 8, 2021 14:00
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he is from romania so it's probably tart cherries, op. it may however be damson plums, if he has a taste for slivovitz
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flavor.flv posted:Why was the wolfman so nervous at the gay werewolf orgy? He was afraid getting mooned would make him turn.
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Jul 8, 2021 14:29
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Maybe that's it. I don't know the answer actually I just know his stomach was full of knots
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Jul 8, 2021 14:51
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skittles
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Jul 8, 2021 14:54
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flavor.flv posted:Why was the wolfman so nervous at the gay werewolf orgy? I hope someone knows, I couldn't figure it out either and he seemed miserable
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Jul 8, 2021 15:56
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I thought it would bananas. It’s the only fruit that can’t properly tickle Drac’s undead prostate.
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Jul 8, 2021 15:58
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Given all the sexual overtones I'm pretty sure drac was all about them melons.
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Jul 8, 2021 16:15
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kntfkr posted:He called JG Wentworth actually in Romania their DBA account is "J.G. Ventverth," but still 877-cash-now
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Jul 8, 2021 16:19
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The Walrus posted:i think draculas favourite fruit is broccoli because its rich in iron and he hates fun You're thinking of Brassica, not Dracula Completely different food group
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FoolyCharged posted:Given all the sexual overtones I'm pretty sure drac was all about them melons. BA-NA-NAS
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:BA-NA-NAS Come Mr. Dracula! Tally me ba-na-na. Daylight come and me want to go home! (Because I will disintegrate in the sun)
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Jul 8, 2021 17:41
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Mulaney Power Move posted:durians
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Jul 8, 2021 17:45
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Dracula would microwave and gently caress a melon.
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Jul 8, 2021 18:15
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i may have been flatmates with dracula
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excuse me op i think you mean 'draculas monster'
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Jul 8, 2021 23:50
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Call Your Grandma posted:i may have been flatmates with dracula Wow I bet that really sucked 
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Jul 8, 2021 23:59
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Okayokayokay—I heard this one when I was in elementary school.... What is Dracula’s favorite tea???? A used tampon full of rotten period-blood
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Jul 9, 2021 00:32
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Dracula wasn’t real dumbasses
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Has anyone said blood orange yet?
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Jul 9, 2021 00:47
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blood orange
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gently caress!
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Jul 9, 2021 00:49
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I've changed my answer to alucardo
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Do it ironically posted:Dracula wasn’t real dumbasses im telling my mom on you
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why can't you loving people just leave the draculas alone?
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Jul 9, 2021 01:19
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It's for a birthday present you goof
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Jul 9, 2021 01:20
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Dracula is actually cool as gently caress. It's his fan club that sucks. Dracula is funny and cool but doesn't take himself seriously but his fans are always searching for depth that isn't there. Dracula is Rick and Morty.
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Jul 9, 2021 01:22
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flavor.flv posted:Maybe that's it. I don't know the answer actually I just know his stomach was full of knots Okay nobody responded to this so either you all just didn't see it or nobody itt knows anything about dog dicks and I know for a fact that isn't true
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Jul 9, 2021 01:43
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So where do we stand with Blackulas and Dragulas fruit lore?
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When I was 8 we would sometimes visit my aunt and uncle at their lake cabin on weekends during the summer. I would go into my cousins bedroom - he was much older and would never be there but his kick-rear end collection of CREEPY and ERIE magazines would be right in his night stand. Vampirella would take up most of my time. She was scantily clad and wrecking bad guys. Man I wanted to marry her so bad.
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