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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Katt Williams

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I always found it interesting that Warhol went to daily mass.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

hitler

barack obama

unironically agree

hitler no

stalin yes but not really his thing

FDR prolly couldn't gently caress so FDR no

churchill definitely

mussolini definitely

hirohito kinky af but not into kids

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Kim Jong-il occasionally
Kim Jong-un constantly

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
kim il sung yes also

actually i think the kims are the only men in north korea allowed to gently caress at all

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Probably shouldn't actually look up Ron Jeremy then OP... If it's an open hole, he's going in... age & consent not a factor to his wiener.

Yeah I read his name in OP and thought it was a joke.

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?

Who What Now posted:

There is no way Drew Carey isn't a sex pest.

Only with ADULT women.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I doubt that Selena Gomez has ever put her dick in a little boy's winkie hole.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
A thread about making a lot of assumptions

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Spinz posted:

Keanu or life isn't worth living
you deserve reddit gold for this post

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Alton Brown might be a trump supporter, and he might be a pedophile defender, and he might be a child molester, but he is NOT a pedo

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Devils Affricate posted:

Yeah if Al turns out to be a rapist I'm probably just going to exit this world

:same:
Weird Al is a friend.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

John Cena gives off no pedophile vibes

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Billy Bob Thornton
Michael Buble
Brad Pitt
Justin Trudeau
Erin Brokovich
McCauley Culkin
Tim Curry
Jim Henson
Quintin Tarantino
John DiMaggio
Chad Bradlington
Trevor Moore
Bo Burnham
Peter Steele
Rene Magritte

This is not an exhaustive list. Or even checked. Or thought about. But I'm sure a lot of those are right and/or wrong. Enjoy that, OP.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Bill Clinton
Donald Trump
Joe Biden
Woody Allen

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Colin Mochrie (The canadian)

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

syntaxfunction posted:

Billy Bob Thornton
Michael Buble
Brad Pitt
Justin Trudeau
Erin Brokovich
McCauley Culkin
Tim Curry
Jim Henson
Quintin Tarantino
John DiMaggio
Chad Bradlington
Trevor Moore
Bo Burnham
Peter Steele
Rene Magritte

This is not an exhaustive list. Or even checked. Or thought about. But I'm sure a lot of those are right and/or wrong. Enjoy that, OP.

OK, but what about Quentin Tarantino?

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click
here.
Jason Alexander.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




He probably hosed a kid or two.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Ventral EggSac posted:

OK, but what about Quentin Tarantino?

Idk. A foot fetish is a slippery slope, imho

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ventral EggSac posted:

OK, but what about Quentin Tarantino?

He's more of a pediphile :dadjoke:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Pee-wee Herman. You can tell just by looking at him that he doesn't molest kids. And when he goes out for a wank it's to an adult cinema.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Wikipedia posted:

As an 18-year-old vacationing in Tahiti with her family, Sinclair met Pierre Trudeau, who was then Minister of Justice. Sinclair did not recognize him, and she, in fact, thought little of their encounter, but Trudeau was captivated by the carefree "flower child", nearly thirty years younger than he was, and began to pursue her.

This doesn't implicate anything at all really, but I wouldn't go as far as assuming that the apple falls far from the tree.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Joseph Merrick, the so-called Elephant Man.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

unironically agree

hitler no

stalin yes but not really his thing

FDR prolly couldn't gently caress so FDR no

churchill definitely

mussolini definitely

hirohito kinky af but not into kids

Hitler is the only one on the list that I've heard any concrete rumours about. Apparently molested his underage niece.

Stalin turned a blind eye to a lot of noncery by Beria, wouldn't surprise me at all if he partook from time to time.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

This doesn't implicate anything at all really, but I wouldn't go as far as assuming that the apple falls far from the tree.

Not worried, after all everyone knows, Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's kid.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
more dictators

qaddafi yes

idi amin yes then ate their hearts

franco yes

pinochet yes

saddam yes

peron no, he loved his wife so much

castro yes

bashar al-assad no, too stressed so not into fuckin

noriega of course

honecker once or twice but on accident

the ayatollah yes but they had to be married

mao definitely and i also read somewhere or other that he wouldn't ever wash his dick

suharto yes

pol pot uhhh it's cambodia yes

tito no

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Black Phillip

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

mao definitely and i also read somewhere or other that he wouldn't ever wash his dick

I believe he said something to the effect of he washed his penis with the insides of young women.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

jazzyhattrick posted:

Hitler is the only one on the list that I've heard any concrete rumours about. Apparently molested his underage niece.

Stalin turned a blind eye to a lot of noncery by Beria, wouldn't surprise me at all if he partook from time to time.

Stalin got a 13 year old girl pregnant when he was 35 and abandoned her.

https://medium.com/short-history/young-stalin-affair-f80e8d508012

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Ashton Kutcher. He BUSTS the predators

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

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Michael Caine
Flava Flav
Billy Baldwin
Peter Krause
Wage Boggs
Seth Rogen
Clarence Clemons
Ernie Hudson
Mandy Patinkin
Dwayne "the rock" Johnson
Scott Eastwood
James Brolin
Dermott Mulraney
Dylan Mcdermott

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Esplanade posted:

Black Phillip

Yaaaaassd

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

BigBadSteve posted:

Pee-wee Herman. You can tell just by looking at him that he doesn't molest kids. And when he goes out for a wank it's to an adult cinema.

That’s right. His child pornography was “vintage” and “kitsch” so it was okay.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Celebrities who HAVENT hosed me personally:















































































































































wankel13b
Jan 23, 2005

quak

Mr_Companie posted:

Bobby Flay, Drew Carey, Jennifer Hudson, Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn, Darius Rucker, Carrot Top, John Laroquette, Wallace Shawn

We didn't start the fire

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

syntaxfunction posted:

Billy Bob Thornton


hmmmm

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Norm Macdonald doesn't gently caress kids.

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