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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

piping hot dog tail sushi, served en suite

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

You Are A Elf posted:

Also, Bar S hot dogs. Just Bar S hot dogs by themselves.

There's Bar M hot dogs and I'm not sure if they're a knockoff or what.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
take some unbaked pillsbury pizza dough, spread it out, coat it with a cup of cayenne pepper mixed with a tablespoon of cinnamon, place fresh uncooked bull testicles, scrote intact and unadulterated, on the dough, then wrap it like a calzone. consume without cooking anything. pair with a glass of blood garnished with pubes



Queadlunn
Dec 10, 2005

Yak Deculture!
Fallen Rib
Carbonated ground beef

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Using vanilla soy milk in place of cow's milk in a hamburger helper recipe.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Mussels n' Cream Cheese Milkshake

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Queadlunn posted:

Carbonated ground beef

drat

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zil posted:

Using vanilla soy milk in place of cow's milk in a hamburger helper recipe.

The smell was awful and it didn't taste much better. But it was two days till payday, so down the hatch it went.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Pumpkin spice macadamia crusted salmon smoked over wet pine, garnished with pea soup remoulade and rhubarb-parsnip purée.

jimmy mnemonic
Jan 9, 2007

Fun Shoe
Roast lung tumor

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
One's own self force fed from the feet up while alive

And they don't even let you wash first

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


teeth

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzw6nRnaQG0

jimmy mnemonic
Jan 9, 2007

Fun Shoe
Kale and mucus smoothie

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

molten gold milkshake

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

a ground sausage of the anus and genitals of Ötzi, the Iceman, wrapped in bog mummies’ stomachs and served with a dipping sauce made from the contents of Tutankhamun’s canopic jars

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
an omlette made with minced onions that someone kept in their socks for two days to get rid of a cold, rancid cheese, and eggs with half-formed chicks in them



Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

beach cobbler

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

it's being fed your own testicles op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Bezoar carpaccio, on a bed of iceberg and banana mash, finished with a balsamic ranch reduction.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

My wife was served a literal “milk steak” in Vienna. It was a lovely cut of beef that appeared to have been boiled in milk with peas.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

smack barm pee wet

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009

A kinder egg but instead of a toy inside it's 9/11

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Bag of chips with an armed mousetrap inside.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Balut. It’s loving disgusting and I’m not a racist for saying so! No I haven’t tried it, I don’t care what it tastes like, it’s loving gross!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

The kid with glasses on freaks and geeks drinking that concoction milkshake was pretty rough

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole
Olives or pickles

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
Bowl of pizza crusts, lightly misted with a spray bottle

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Scab and rear end hair omelette. :chef:

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


A baguette that you found floating in a lake

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
A giant bowl of uncomfortably hot lethal poison covered with denatonium saccharide. With stevia on it.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


The cum jar pony

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


vegan hotdogs

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Bleach Melba

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


A still sealed copy of earthbound for the SNES, box and all

Smegma

Shards of broken glass

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
take leeches from a pond and place them on your tongue so they can latch on. then take a five gallon bucket of cat food, pour pond water in it, let that soak until the cat food is a bit soft, then drink/eat it like you're bobbing for apples. finish by sucking hard on the leeches to swallow them



The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Rush Limbaugh

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Cheese.

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

The Bloop posted:

Rush Limbaugh

this would be tough, but possible. if you can get a backhoe and a means to crack the sarcophagus open, you could drill a large hole in the coffin, insert a sump pump along with some acid, and i dunno, just insert the hose down your gullet. the backhoe might be able to supply the electricity for the pump

i'll think more on this



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