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Sit in a corner and scowl at everyone who approaches you you little tantrum baby. The diaper would be a nice touch but I think the others will get it without the props.
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Definitely don't half-rear end the costume or you're going to feel embarrassed seeing everyone else who put time and effort into it. You don't need to spend a grand on a fursuit or whatever, but at least try.
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Oct 17, 2021 00:13
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Get massively drunk op, every possible outcome will work out in your favor. Either you have fun, get thrown out in which case you can go back to your anime dungeon, or your wife will fall back in love with you for being so outgoing and almost human-like.
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Oct 17, 2021 00:26
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Go as a school shooter. Just be yourself in an awkward retro t-shirt I'm sure you own and a backwards baseball cap. Also bring a real gun and be ready to throw down at the hoe-down. Make a few ho's down, if you know what I mean.
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Oct 17, 2021 07:49
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Dress up as a woman and get really social with everyone, it works
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Oct 17, 2021 12:48
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Rap
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Oct 17, 2021 14:21
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Suck they dicks op
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Oct 17, 2021 15:42
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MrQwerty posted:Dress up as a woman and get really social with everyone, it works Except Dave Chappele and JK Rowling
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Oct 17, 2021 15:45
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Murmur big nipples big life in between sips of vodka punch. Opens all sorts of conversation
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Oct 18, 2021 08:58
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Dress as up the guy in the "standing in the corner during a party" meme.
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Oct 18, 2021 10:50
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Weka posted:Dress yourself as a misanthropic character from popular media and then you can pretend you are merely 'in character' when you are an arsehole. Sorry I am too hip to consume popular media so I cannot advise you as to which one. Go dressed as Michael Myers from the Halloween movies and stay in character the entire night, never speaking to or acknowledging anyone.
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Oct 18, 2021 12:33
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Go as Hitler
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Oct 18, 2021 12:35
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Schweinhund posted:Go as Hitler that's really offensive, go as a lesser-known nazi to limit the number of people offended to just the history buffs (who deserve it anyway)
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Oct 18, 2021 16:09
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Go as a young republican. Or, depending on your age, just a Republican. Or Charlie Chaplin. That's always a hit. The key to a good Charlie Chaplin costume is painting your dick red/brown and having a huge hog.
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Oct 18, 2021 16:38
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Dress up as the abstract concept as holidays as pretense for socialization.
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Oct 18, 2021 16:52
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Make a Zoom meeting costume but dress yourself up as a boomer who can't figure out how to unmute themselves
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Oct 18, 2021 17:20
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Go as Death, carrying a real scythe. Use it to behead everyone so you don't have to talk to them. Then drink all the booze.
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Oct 18, 2021 17:31
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costume idea: a vampire, but not in physical form. circulate through the party as an immaterial cloud of vapor.
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Oct 18, 2021 17:36
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Go as a ghost but after 5 minutes put the sheet over a hat stand or something and leg it. It'll be hours before they figure it out
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Oct 18, 2021 17:50
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im going as this
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Oct 18, 2021 21:26
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you know op, just because you're invited doesn't mean you have to go. you can continue to be a recluse for another 7 years if that's your desire.
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Oct 18, 2021 21:28
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Dress up as someone who enjoys parties and likes to talk to people and then really get into character
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Oct 18, 2021 21:35
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This music video might give you some tips OP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZkOn0-yt9E
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