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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Here's an attempt at an album cover

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

^^^^ It's simple but I like it.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Ernest P Worl is a hero gently caress you OP

Did you miss this part?

Rupert Buttermilk posted:


Q: Does this have anything to do with Ernest?
A: No, I just love Jim Varney :rip:

I meant it. :colbert:

Also, yeah, this album starts the day after Halloween. Honestly, it's among the few Christmas related things I'm totally cool with happening so soon. We all need time to prepare.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

^^^^ It's simple but I like it.

Did you miss this part?

I meant it. :colbert:

Also, yeah, this album starts the day after Halloween. Honestly, it's among the few Christmas related things I'm totally cool with happening so soon. We all need time to prepare.

I guess I did. Sorry OP

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Last year was a really great album. I particularly liked "Might Be Santa."
https://soundcloud.com/user-532096176/might-be-santa?in=jordan-buttarmilk/sets/sa-awful-xmas-2020

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Oh I love this time of year!

Santa Hates Cops from last year
https://youtu.be/g-uY6Z0WwMM

Christmas Mummy
https://youtu.be/6N31Vc_BhuA

I dunno what this years song will be yet

WhyZodiac
Oct 29, 2015

Ramrod XTreme
I did a song for one of these about five years ago now, recently tried to do a better version of it as a bucket list thing.

It was about how austerity was killing Christmas and five years on, things are just the same. Given that I actually wrote it 10 years ago for a bit of a laugh should highlight just how little the bad things change, they only get worse.

https://soundcloud.com/why-zodiac/christmas-bloody-christmas

WhyZodiac fucked around with this message at 12:00 on Nov 8, 2021

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
Has anyone done a christmassy cover of Komm susser Tod yet? If not, I may have an idea...

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
Is there anything specific we should do with the Metadata fields that would make the compilation easier? I imagine having a consistent album title across tracks could help in some methods of play.
In other news, my hot track for 2021 is ready to drop!

Kristopher Kringle says hello literally.
S Gon' Gift it to Ya

I actually started this 1-2 years ago, but stalled out. It's done now though!
In the unlikely event that content ID could be triggered by my karaoke backing track, if it gets pulled, let me know.

I Greyhound fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Nov 8, 2021

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I Greyhound posted:

Is there anything specific we should do with the Metadata fields that would make the compilation easier? I imagine having a consistent album title across tracks could help in some methods of play.
In other news, my hot track for 2021 is ready to drop!

Not really, I take care of that later, when I'm exporting.

As long as the metadata has your 'artist name' and the proper song title, I'm good.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


I Greyhound posted:

Is there anything specific we should do with the Metadata fields that would make the compilation easier? I imagine having a consistent album title across tracks could help in some methods of play.
In other news, my hot track for 2021 is ready to drop!

Kristopher Kringle says hello literally.
S Gon' Gift it to Ya

I actually started this 1-2 years ago, but stalled out. It's done now though!
In the unlikely event that content ID could be triggered by my karaoke backing track, if it gets pulled, let me know.

Given how many years SAXMAS has been going, I am always surprised by lyrical originality.

"The ol' anthracite in the socks again" made me very happy

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

simplefish posted:

Given how many years SAXMAS has been going, I am always surprised by lyrical originality.

"The ol' anthracite in the socks again" made me very happy

This site's Christmas traditions mean an absurd amount to me. Both the music thread and watching people get random presents through SASS.

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009

ShredsYouSay posted:

Has anyone done a christmassy cover of Komm susser Tod yet? If not, I may have an idea...

We talking J.S. Bach or Evangelion? I guess those two aren't mutually exclusive. Either way, I love it.

BattyKiara
Mar 17, 2009
Yay, my second favourite thread to read returns!

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




I think we were talking about Pastor Ned returning over in some other thread, but I can't remember where.

I think a reboot of the Ned-verse might be in order.

Also, on my next day off, I want to get absolutely shitfaced and record a song that way, just to see what happens.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Canned Panda posted:

I think we were talking about Pastor Ned returning over in some other thread, but I can't remember where.

I think a reboot of the Ned-verse might be in order.

Also, on my next day off, I want to get absolutely shitfaced and record a song that way, just to see what happens.

This thread demands more Pastor Ned.

At least I do.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Rupert Buttermilk posted:

This thread demands more Pastor Ned.

At least I do.

Well, I was just hit by inspiration. I'm writing some lyrics right now, but I'm going to need some members of the congregation to help me sing the chorus. PM me if you want to help!

EDIT: This is SO BAD you guys! Yule love it!

Canned Panda fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Nov 11, 2021

PeePooMeYou
Jan 16, 2007

Out of the loop edit -

I have the lyrics if you have the voice and music.

Sung to the tune of:
O Holy Night

"Mark Kistler's Secret City"

O Holy Mark!
The pens are brightly shining
It is the night of the secret city's birth!
Long lay the world in pen and error erasing
Till it appear'd and the city felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the drawing pad rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious sketch!


Draw on your knees
Oh see the Kistler's drawings
All right, draw fine
All right, when Mark was born
All right, draw fine
All right, draw fine

Led by the light of Cindy Dragon flaming
With glowing hearts by His crayon we stand
So led by light of a secret city sweetly gleaming
Here come the wise men from Sharpie land
The King of Kings lay thus in lowly draft board
In all our drawings born to be our friend

Truly He taught us to love one another
His law is love and His gospel is pencil
Chalk shall He break for the stencil is our brother
And in His name all perspective shall increase
Sweet stokes of joy in grateful sketches raise we,
Let all within us praise his spacey name

PeePooMeYou fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Nov 11, 2021

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

PeePooMeYou posted:

I have the lyrics if you have the voice and music.

(Lyrics about Lowtax)

I appreciate your efforts here but overall, while it is a huge happening, I'd much rather prefer the thread move on from this topic and not celebrate, vilify, or acknowledge it further. I just don't want our awful Xmas music thread to be further stained by him and what he did, either in life or in death.

This is not an official request, just me stating my suggestion. The thread and album will be shaped, as always, by consensus, and I'll still be with you all no matter what is generally decided.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Nov 11, 2021

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?

Lifepuzzler posted:

We talking J.S. Bach or Evangelion? I guess those two aren't mutually exclusive. Either way, I love it.

I was thinking Evangelion. "The snow melts down to nothing, but it keeps tumbling down" etc.

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
Nothing will ever beat "He'll bring you coal" for me, that song has been a part of my life and a part of my playlist since it showed up here.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I'm sitting at home cackling like a demon at some of these. Every year I end up finding songs I passed over and every year I'm like "poo poo I should finally get involved this year" and I think this is finally the year. If someone wants to collaborate on my song about dead elves, I kind of need someone who can/is not afraid of singing and put vocal tracks on top of a ripped karaoke track for a final product. Hell I'll sing it I'm just bad at computer.

Vox Valentine fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Nov 11, 2021

space-man
Jan 3, 2007
a man, like any other... but in space!

ok wow this might actually be in the top 5 of all time for me.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

ChlamydiaJones posted:

Nothing will ever beat "He'll bring you coal" for me, that song has been a part of my life and a part of my playlist since it showed up here.

Every time I have to drive through West Virginia it's on my playlist. I don't care if it's the Fourth of July, I need that amazing state shade towards the end.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Y'know what gently caress it I tried and I did it and it wasn't that hard and I didn't cry or get scared or anything. Also I ended up making an entirely different #1 Christmas Jam because it just intruded on the first idea and I should just loving try new things.

Kristopher Kringle Says Hello

"How The Blockchain Ruined Christmas"


https://soundcloud.com/user-564225923/how-the-blockchain-ruined-christmas

This is a parody etc. I will fix stuff if I need to. Or I will try to. Because I don't really know how with only a few hours of loving around with an audio editing software.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Hostile V posted:

I'm sitting at home cackling like a demon at some of these. Every year I end up finding songs I passed over and every year I'm like "poo poo I should finally get involved this year" and I think this is finally the year. If someone wants to collaborate on my song about dead elves, I kind of need someone who can/is not afraid of singing and put vocal tracks on top of a ripped karaoke track for a final product. Hell I'll sing it I'm just bad at computer.

"How The Blockchain Ruined Christmas" rules! way to go!

I dont mind taking a stab at singing over karaoke tracks, its how i make all mine.

Edit: Here is my track from last year

Igor's Lament

https://soundcloud.com/theskinnymenace/igors-lament?si=95de69b5d4d842ddad938c34f6b6cf65

Beer_Suitcase fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Nov 11, 2021

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hostile V posted:

Y'know what gently caress it I tried and I did it and it wasn't that hard and I didn't cry or get scared or anything. Also I ended up making an entirely different #1 Christmas Jam because it just intruded on the first idea and I should just loving try new things.

Kristopher Kringle Says Hello

"How The Blockchain Ruined Christmas"


https://soundcloud.com/user-564225923/how-the-blockchain-ruined-christmas

This is a parody etc. I will fix stuff if I need to. Or I will try to. Because I don't really know how with only a few hours of loving around with an audio editing software.

I love it! :allears:

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Thank you! Also I really like "I Got A Present For Ya" for having the manic dumbass TF2 mod music energy I crave.

thelizzerd
Nov 12, 2021
My favorite awful Christmas song for all the edgy emo teenagers out there:

This Christmas (I'll burn it to the ground) by Set It Off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Scg_VG982o

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:3FBC7E26E7192FB508F0964A82BFD7728067DD83&dn=The%20Best%20of%20Goon%20Christmas%202009-2015&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce

Here's a new link to the Best-of Torrent file. The old one works no more.

Frank Caskelot
Jan 31, 2009

Holy poo poo, how has this thread flown under my radar for more than a decade? I'll try to come up with something and definitely check out y'all's songs!

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

i barely had time for this last year and i doubt i'll do any better this year, but i really look forward to "enjoying" the results

maybe some of the vets visiting the forums for the first time in ten years will join you in creating musical masterpieces!!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

my cat is norris posted:

i barely had time for this last year and i doubt i'll do any better this year, but i really look forward to "enjoying" the results

maybe some of the vets visiting the forums for the first time in ten years will join you in creating musical masterpieces!!

Kevin Giftmaster Bowen.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Edward Mass posted:

Here's an attempt at an album cover

I just had this phrase stuck in my head, so counterproposal:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
While it’s a better Photoshop job, we did an “x is stored in the y” joke last year.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Edward Mass posted:

While it’s a better Photoshop job, we did an “x is stored in the y” joke last year.
:doh: Ah well, that explains it then. What a waste.

Alright, just - tossing it in here if y'all prefer this edit then.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Surely, we can go with Pig Baubles.

\/\/\/ Perfection.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Nov 12, 2021

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Paladinus posted:

Surely, we can go with Pig Baubles.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

There has to be some play on "Big Pig Balls" set to "Jingle Bells" or "Deck the Halls" but I can't get the old neurons firing.
My brain just shut down and spat out "Happy Hogidays."

That did remind me of this great 2017 song by the Rascal Rockhog though!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wI3otdekcU&list=PLzOpjaOcy_boEolLAfKsubp3E7dpLpeYj&index=13

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Grammarchist posted:

There has to be some play on "Big Pig Balls" set to "Jingle Bells" or "Deck the Halls" but I can't get the old neurons firing.
My brain just shut down and spat out "Happy Hogidays."

That did remind me of this great 2017 song by the Rascal Rockhog though!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wI3otdekcU&list=PLzOpjaOcy_boEolLAfKsubp3E7dpLpeYj&index=13

Big pig balls, big pig balls
Hanging out the back
The only thing that's weirder is
A cow that's fuckin' stacked, hey!

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Nov 13, 2021

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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Grammarchist posted:

There has to be some play on "Big Pig Balls" set to "Jingle Bells" or "Deck the Halls" but I can't get the old neurons firing.
My brain just shut down and spat out "Happy Hogidays."

That did remind me of this great 2017 song by the Rascal Rockhog though!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wI3otdekcU&list=PLzOpjaOcy_boEolLAfKsubp3E7dpLpeYj&index=13

Big pig balls and man so happy
Falalalala, lalalala
Not the balls adorned with crappy
Falalalala etc
Put the swine upon the trailer
Falalala...
Showcase porcine genetalia
Falalalala lalalala


Big pig balls, big pig balls
Off to market day
Hog has hanging danglers
Clacking all the way, hey!
Big pig balls, big pig balls,
Scrotum on display
Tinsel festive testicles
To brighten Christmas day!

This little piggy's nuts are 'normous
This little piggy's ballsack's grown
This little piggy had big balls
This little piggy's grand cojon-
-es. This little piggy went
B b b b b alls the way home

simplefish fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Nov 13, 2021

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