Whats the deal with mold anyway?

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Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

Semi-Protato posted:

We just don't know...

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Also public service announcement, if your goina hang out your stale meme in public make sure come back and check on them regularly.

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# ? May 27, 2024 13:13

Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

jello mold

# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:16

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I'm gonna suck tha mold off

# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:19

runnypoops: Mar 26, 2016; been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Ask ur moms pussy lol gross

# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:27

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

My shower mold helps me guage the passage of time

# ? Nov 21, 2021 01:24

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

Tosk posted:

Lichens are the symbiotic relationship of a fungus/mold and algae, did you know that

I'm lichen these facts

# ? Nov 21, 2021 01:25

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

There can be no deal with mold. It isn't honest enough to keep its word.

# ? Nov 21, 2021 01:59

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

There was an experiment where they used mold to find the optimal paths for something. I thought it was cool.

# ? Nov 21, 2021 03:31

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Spinz posted:

Is smegma man mold?

Who's this Smegma Man? Is he Marvel or DC?

# ? Nov 21, 2021 04:09

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Knormal posted:

Who's this Smegma Man? Is he Marvel or DC?

Image

# ? Nov 21, 2021 04:19

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

AHH F/UGH posted:

my rear end has mold on it because it's constantly warm, damp, and never moves

Does penis is mold?

# ? Nov 21, 2021 09:01

Mellow_: Sep 13, 2010

Asterite34 posted:

Airborne spores. Molds just jizz a billion of the things into the air all the time and it only takes one settling in the right environment to start a new colony and begin the cycle anew.

Also! That white fuzz you think of as mold? That's just the fruiting body that emits the spores, that's just the mold's dick. The full organism is made up of a huge network of filaments and strands that run throughout whatever they're growing on and constantly digest and absorb it. So scraping the fuzzy bit off a loaf of bread or whatever doesn't do poo poo, that's just the tip of the iceberg, the mold's invisible tendrils are already in every nook and cranny

i crave mold dick

did you know that there is a woman that specializes in mold dicks: https://www.ranker.com/list/collection-of-rock-n-roll-groupie-plaster-caster/rebecca-shortall

# ? Nov 21, 2021 09:13

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Moist
Ossification
Looking
Dope

# ? Nov 21, 2021 13:25

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

More
Opulent
Licking
Designs

# ? Nov 21, 2021 13:25

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

There is a kind of fungus that can take over your mind and make you kill yourself.

Robin Williams did that presentation for Spore.

Coincidence?

# ? Nov 21, 2021 15:55

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

black mold killed brittany murphy (and her hubby)

# ? Nov 21, 2021 19:06

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

The internet has failed to mold you into a proper gentleman OP.

# ? Nov 21, 2021 19:29

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Most
Ospreys
Live
Dangerously

# ? Nov 21, 2021 21:28

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

IMO mold sucks

# ? Nov 21, 2021 22:41

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

check out this mold

it's got legs

# ? Nov 21, 2021 23:33

aceface: Dec 27, 2017; Have you tried turning it off and on again?

There's a mushroom that will occasionally grow in the corner of my shower.

On one hand I'm like "oh hey there little friend, nice to see you again" and on the other I'm like "drat dude, you live like this?"

# ? Nov 22, 2021 00:01

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

aceface posted:

On one hand I'm like "oh hey there little friend, nice to see you again" and on the other I'm like "drat dude, you live like this?"

That is also what the mushroom is thinking

# ? Nov 22, 2021 00:02

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Bardeh posted:

check out this mold

it's got legs

It's like sentient ingrown hair jfc

# ? Nov 22, 2021 00:05

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

What are some good mold movies?

I just watched a somewhat decent (albeit weird) one on Shudder called Honeydew. Stephen Spielberg's son is one of the main characters.

Also:

The Girl with All the Gifts

The Hallow

Gaia (it's on Hulu) which probably isn't that great of a story but has great visuals.

I suppose Shivers could be the same movie if it was mold instead of parasites.

# ? Nov 22, 2021 00:58

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Bardeh posted:

check out this mold

it's got legs

I like this picture. One mold's looking this way, the other mold's looking the other way. And this mold is saying "What do you want from me?"

# ? Nov 22, 2021 01:00

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

Bardeh posted:

check out this mold

it's got legs

keep on moldin'

# ? Nov 22, 2021 01:13

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

They really broke the mold when they... when they... invented... mold.

# ? Nov 22, 2021 01:42

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Pretty bold of you op

# ? Nov 22, 2021 01:50

Flowers for QAnon: May 20, 2019

aceface posted:

There's a mushroom that will occasionally grow in the corner of my shower.

On one hand I'm like "oh hey there little friend, nice to see you again" and on the other I'm like "drat dude, you live like this?"

Lol, you�re mold hosed and cucked

# ? Nov 22, 2021 01:50

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Derpies I strongly suggest you watch the netflix documentary called "fantastic fungi"

In think it will help you to understand that mold is actually a fungus and it is probably one of the most important organisms on the planet in terms of keeping us from drowning in organic waste.

# ? Nov 22, 2021 01:51

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Lol, you�re mold hosed and cucked

LOL this guys just needs to clean his shower every week?

# ? Nov 22, 2021 01:51

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Hate to say I mold you so, all right!
Come on!
Do believe I mold you so
Now it's all out and you know
'Cause I wanted to!

# ? Nov 22, 2021 02:11

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Wendigee posted:

Derpies I strongly suggest you watch the netflix documentary called "fantastic fungi"

In think it will help you to understand that mold is actually a fungus and it is probably one of the most important organisms on the planet in terms of keeping us from drowning in organic waste.

Giant mushrooms from 400 million years ago paved the way for terrestrial plants. We owe them our gratitude

The next time there's a fungus among us, nod respectfully

# ? Nov 22, 2021 11:00