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I cried during sex the other day. Those ovipositors are sharp.
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I cried during sex the other day. Could have been worse, at least it was open casket. Bye mom.
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Nov 25, 2021 03:29
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Spinz posted:Ok too often we mirror post!!! Weird It's because of astrology
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Nov 25, 2021 03:32
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Nov 25, 2021 03:40
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AHH F/UGH posted:pussy Nope
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Nov 25, 2021 03:40
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It was in the anus
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Nov 25, 2021 03:40
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The mindkiller
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Nov 25, 2021 03:41
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I cried during sex the other day. We were watching the Berlin wall come down. I guess it's been a dry spell.
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Nov 25, 2021 03:44
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I hosed during sex!!!
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Nov 25, 2021 03:45
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I cry after swishing for a whole minute with the original flavor Listerine as well - coincidence?! Thanks for the new road government!
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Nov 25, 2021 03:46
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I just took a poo poo
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Nov 25, 2021 03:46
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Some cowboys get really riled up just at the smell of it.
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Nov 25, 2021 03:49
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i cried during sex the other day but i was watching this 
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Nov 25, 2021 03:50
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Bad precedent. If it doesn’t happen next time, you’ll have to fake a tear-gasm.
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Nov 25, 2021 03:51
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SilkyP posted:i cried during sex the other day but i was watching this Movie sucks rear end
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Nov 25, 2021 03:51
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Better than crying after taking 1001 Arabian dicks
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Nov 25, 2021 03:55
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Movie sucks rear end Shut the gently caress up bicth
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Nov 25, 2021 03:55
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SilkyP posted:Shut the gently caress up bicth More like Bitch SCATams
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Nov 25, 2021 03:56
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MoonshineWilly posted:Bad precedent. If it doesn’t happen next time, you’ll have to fake a tear-gasm. Eh, just say you already masturbated earlier, none's the wiser
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Nov 25, 2021 03:59
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Just inject fake tears in your eyeballs before every gently caress
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Nov 25, 2021 04:00
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And then if you break up you can score the sick burn "By the way, I faked every teargasm"
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Nov 25, 2021 04:01
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Movie sucks rear end I remember that scene at the end where Robin Williams way overacts for that tribunal or whatever since he doesn't have a license and I can't help but imagine in his own head between takes he was like "holy poo poo this is so bad and corny, how are all these extras keeping a straight face"
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Nov 25, 2021 04:11
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AHH F/UGH posted:I remember that scene at the end where Robin Williams way overacts for that tribunal or whatever since he doesn't have a license and I can't help but imagine in his own head between takes he was like "holy poo poo this is so bad and corny, how are all these extras keeping a straight face" Do u remember when they all clap and cheer or some poo poo lol. That movie is brutally 90s
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Nov 25, 2021 04:24
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Heh thays why ive never had sex 
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Nov 25, 2021 04:27
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One if the benefits of an anime pillow waifu is that you can wipe your tears away after an intense orgasm.
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Nov 25, 2021 04:30
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Look at Wilt Chamberlain over here, bragging about having sex
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Nov 25, 2021 05:40
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she collected the tears and cloned you. You will be forced to raise a baby you
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Nov 25, 2021 05:45
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I cried during sex the other day. Not because I was sad, but because the world was so beautiful and my cock was so short.
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Nov 25, 2021 05:54
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I keep a bottle of prell on the nightstand so I can fake my orgasms. I squirt some on her titties after a big grunt and usually she rolls over and goes to sleep. This one chick starts eating it though. I’m like wtf who the gently caress eats cum off their titties? This chick was hosed UP MAN, but the jig was up, she knew it was shampoo. I was just like, yo can you pee in my eyes just so I can pretend I feel something? I’m a conquest man, not some endless pleasure machine. Hurts my feeling when chicks treat me like some sort of hard, thick, heavy, sticky pleasure rod they can lever themselves up to heaven on, chicks are like baseball cards, you collect them and put them in a little Rolodex. Anyways lol at this chick stuffing handfulls of jizz down her throat. Moran. 
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Nov 25, 2021 06:51
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I came during cry the other day, is it normal
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Nov 25, 2021 06:51
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OP I don't want to associate with anyone that sensitive IRL and even this far removed from knowing you I don't like you.
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Nov 25, 2021 06:53
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Showing emotion is weakness. If you get so much as an erection you're a drat soy boy
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Nov 25, 2021 07:03
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emotional erection is a solid username
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Nov 25, 2021 07:12
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Sex involves a nearly mechanical series of chemical releases so dont be too surprised it can lead to a spontaneous release of intense emotion eh
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I keep a bottle of prell on the nightstand so I can fake my orgasms. I squirt some on her titties after a big grunt and usually she rolls over and goes to sleep. This one chick starts eating it though. I’m like wtf who the gently caress eats cum off their titties? This chick was hosed UP MAN, but the jig was up, she knew it was shampoo. I was just like, yo can you pee in my eyes just so I can pretend I feel something? I’m a conquest man, not some endless pleasure machine. Hurts my feeling when chicks treat me like some sort of hard, thick, heavy, sticky pleasure rod they can lever themselves up to heaven on, chicks are like baseball cards, you collect them and put them in a little Rolodex. Anyways lol at this chick stuffing handfulls of jizz down her throat. Moran. Your jizz is green?
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Nov 25, 2021 07:17
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People cry during massages too, you came so hard you dislodged a 30 year blue ball. Congrats
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Nov 25, 2021 07:28
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At least you didn't vomit, I hear that's the big thing now.
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Nov 25, 2021 08:13
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Xaintrailles posted:I cried during sex the other day. Could have been worse, at least it was open casket. lmao I usually cry once the blood starts flowing, it's pretty normal OP.
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Nov 25, 2021 08:17
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This “sex” you speak of sounds fun. Someday I hope to have an orgasm inside a human instead of a sock
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I didn't even make it to sex, they told me I was a very handsome boy and I broke down
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