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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Alucard definitely pees in stalls and sitting down. That's why I relate to him Well yeah and if I have to go #2 I move from the urinal to the stall when I'm done peeing - you gotta keep 'em separated.
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numberoneposter posted:honkey tonk piss club I'm a member
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Dec 24, 2021 23:27
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i dont go in the stalls because it makes it hard for people to see my wiener
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I pee in the gloryhole OP.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GAHuX5FTRs
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:i dont go in the stalls because it makes it hard for people to see my wiener Just leave it hanging out of the bowl when you're done. If it's long enough people will see it.
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but that’s just the problem
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Armitag3 posted:Lawful Good - pisses sitting down Ayy lmao
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Milo and POTUS posted:I sit down while pissing Same unless I'm pissing on the side of the road or outdoors somewhere or the bathroom is really nasty
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I'll use the trough, please and thanks.
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I peed with my pants down until like the last year of highschool. I was freaked out about getting the last few drops on my pants. Now, I don't give a gently caress.
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Turdo posted:One of my best friends, a guy I've known for going on 30 years, just told me that he has to be totally naked when he poops, even in public restrooms. That's loving wild, just absolutely amazing crazy power move. If you wear trouser suspenders, and you not one of those freaks that have them on the outside of your shirt, you have to take off your shirt to pull down your trousers anyway. So I would hazard a fair percentage poop virtually naked in stalls.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:People look at you funny if you shake it too much at a urinal. In the stall you can shake it a lot and nobody will know except for Dave who is looking over the stall and watching. while at the row of urinals, had a random old man look over at me and say "you shake it twice, anything more and you're playing with it" he probably smelled like pee, but I just got the gently caress out of there. also, what is a penis, if not to be played with? you vigorously shake side to side, a little up and down motion, and then helicopter to finish it off blight rhino fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Dec 25, 2021 |
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Dec 25, 2021 01:33
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I only ever use stalls. Sorry y'all boys can't handle that, heh.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:People look at you funny if you shake it too much at a urinal. In the stall you can shake it a lot and nobody will know except for Dave who is looking over the stall and watching. this happened to me and i told dave to go beat it but i think he misunderstood
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Dec 25, 2021 02:09
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I hide my micropeen in the stall.
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Dab it with some TP you animals your pants smell like piss no matter how hard you to try to helicopter it off. The stall will help hide your shame if you're embarrased about it.
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Dec 25, 2021 02:25
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Hashtag Prince Albert Piercing Problemos.
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Always tons of piss splashed all over the floor around the urinals. I'd rather not soil my shoes and track piss everywhere I go so I use the stall, when available. But usually the stalls are occupied by someone loudly grunting, having an extremely labored poo poo. At home I sit down to pee, to avoid aforementioned piss splashing.
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I prefer the stall but if I gotta piss I ain't saying no to a urinal.
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Chinatown posted:i like the urinals that go all the way to the floor Chinatown, you would like this pub I go to sometimes. Check out their urinal sitch these bitches are like 150 years old. Also I didn’t take this picture it was featured on urinal.net which I discovered when I googled the pub. 
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I tend to scream at the top of my lungs when I piss so I have to go into a stall out of necessity to avoid the stares.
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to the tune of "smooth operator"
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Sometimes a stall pee is a nice quiet reprieve, a decadently selfish moment of solitude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJsFvLBdOi0
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Chinatown, you would like this pub I go to sometimes. Check out their urinal sitch these bitches are like 150 years old. If I’m not mistaken, they’re at the old town bar in Manhattan. Those things are like pissing in a Cadillac. E- https://www.bonappetit.com/story/old-town-bar-urinals-new-york
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Dec 25, 2021 03:33
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You gotta sit to piss so you can take a lil break at work no questions asked. Just sit there for like 20 minutes
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Goons in general have terrible bathroom preferences. Urinals over stalls, work pooping over home pooping, just terrible.
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Sitting down while peeing is great because it means less splash back, less mist and droplets which means overall less cleaning and longer toilet cleanliness duration!
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:to the tune of "smooth operator"
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is it illegal to jack off into an upright urinal in a men's restroom if anyone called you on it you could just ask why they are watching, while blasting the remaining plug of your semen into the urinal with your forecful piss
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kecske posted:do you loudly piss into the water or stealthily piss on the side of the bowl op If I'm feeling confident I go for the loudest possible, I want it to sound like I'm frying chicken
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TontoCorazon posted:I like peeing in the stall, I love my privacy when I take a piss, who else chooses the stall? I love to piss in the stall and all over the toilet paper.
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Dec 25, 2021 04:07
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I'm a businessman and I don't have time to take showers and clean myself. So I use urinals in public bathrooms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLPi6vgJpG0
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Smugworth posted:I piss and cum out of my butt because I have a fistula caused by a catheter that was put in two years ago so yes I always piss in a stall Yes, how are you doing today?
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TontoCorazon posted:Yes, how are you doing today? Sometimes when I laugh to hard a little poop comes out of my penis
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Snowy posted:If I’m not mistaken, they’re at the old town bar in Manhattan. Those things are like pissing in a Cadillac. Nope these are at a pub in Connecticut
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I'm convinced that anyone who uses the stall exclusively to piss when in a bathroom alone is antihomo But I'm incredibly gay so maybe I just make assumptions Sometimes when I'm at the urinal and someone is taking a piss I flop my dick around loudly to make them insecure lol I'm not a good person
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It's especially funny to me because my roommate is incredibly insecure in the bathroom and yelled at me for taking too long to zip up when my drunkass was wearing button fly jeans and it had never occurred to me before then that guys were insecure in the bathroom lmao
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deadeyez posted:It's especially funny to me because my roommate is incredibly insecure in the bathroom and yelled at me for taking too long to zip up when my drunkass was wearing button fly jeans and it had never occurred to me before then that guys were insecure in the bathroom lmao Lol button fly jeans in 2021
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Turdo posted:One of my best friends, a guy I've known for going on 30 years, just told me that he has to be totally naked when he poops, even in public restrooms. That's loving wild, just absolutely amazing crazy power move. Yeah, barefoot making GBS threads in public restrooms is all the rage these days, man!
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