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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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#1 SIMP

gordon ramsey is a bitch and i would fight him cos i got anger problems.

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I miss The Frugal Gourmet

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

gordon ramsey is a bitch and i would fight him cos i got anger problems.

The man would beat you in to the ground with big whopping two handed overhead blows like a mallet and a tent stake

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Stick Gordon Ramsey and Bourdain’s corpse in the machine from The Fly. Everybody wins!

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
I like Uncharted, it's not the same as Bourdain's deal at all. Bourdain wasn't a very good cook, he knew that and that's partly why he cultivated a "bad boy chef and traveler" persona instead of "world-class chef and traveler" persona. I don't think Bourdain actually cooked on his travel shows, and if he did it was probably to work next to the chef being featured and get that person on camera, like when Action Bronson cooks on "gently caress That's Delicious." (That's an awesome show, by the way.) Gordon actually cooks on "Uncharted."

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Colonel Cancer posted:

Nah Gordon is a real piece of poo poo that abuses people

Gordom ramsey abused me…

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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uwimage posted:

Gordon needs to drop the act and do daddy and me shows with his daughters.

So this is just about OP having a crush on Ramsay's daughter.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Lagos Airport, its the Johnny Thunders and Leningrad to JFK's Elvis Costelo and the Gulf War. I was here to meet

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


Amy did nothing wrong!

E: except steal from and abuse her employees ofc

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Aardvark! posted:

The man would beat you in to the ground with big whopping two handed overhead blows like a mallet and a tent stake

Probably yea

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
gordon ramsey talking about a mosaic of semen in a hotel is my favorite part of gordon ramsey television lore

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

So what im hearing is Asia argento is single?

yeah, are you 17?

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Klyith posted:

yeah, are you 17?

Lol

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

gordon ramsey is a bitch and i would fight him cos i got anger problems.

yeah get em! get em punch em!

lamb
Mar 9, 2004

A single act of carelessness leads to the eternal loss of beauty

Devils Affricate posted:

I miss The Frugal Gourmet

That's a deep cut right there.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

frugal gourmet was involved with the church and molested children.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Gordon Ramsey abused bugs to get hundreds of free items in multiplayer games

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I'm seeing a lot of talk in here about Gordon Ramsey being abusive.

I worked as a cook for a few years in the late 2000's. Everything I heard from older chefs about him confirmed my suspicions, he's actually quite tame. Especially when compared to other famous TV chefs. Some of the worst stories I heard were about Paul Rankin.

Paul comes off as a mild mannered skinny long-haired hippy. But when the camera turns off he's the sort of guy that throws chefs knives at delivery men for being late. The sort of man who would slit open a 5kg bag of frozen peas and toss them all over the walk-in freezer and then scream "PICK ALL THOSE loving PEAS UP!!! DON'T YOU EVER COME AND TELL ME YOU HAVE NOTHING TO loving DO!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-krTh9iS-4

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

How has no one posted Gordon Ramsays bizarrely awful grilled cheese video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Valko posted:

I'm seeing a lot of talk in here about Gordon Ramsey being abusive.

I worked as a cook for a few years in the late 2000's. Everything I heard from older chefs about him confirmed my suspicions, he's actually quite tame. Especially when compared to other famous TV chefs. Some of the worst stories I heard were about Paul Rankin.

Paul comes off as a mild mannered skinny long-haired hippy. But when the camera turns off he's the sort of guy that throws chefs knives at delivery men for being late. The sort of man who would slit open a 5kg bag of frozen peas and toss them all over the walk-in freezer and then scream "PICK ALL THOSE loving PEAS UP!!! DON'T YOU EVER COME AND TELL ME YOU HAVE NOTHING TO loving DO!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-krTh9iS-4

Worked in a kitchen, the quiet ones are the ones you need to be aware of. They'll throw ladles, knives, whatever, especially after taking a bump in the freezer.

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf
i dont like gordon because he is fat and sad looking now

and it reminds me that i will become fat and sad some day

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Today was 'some day'

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Food tv is in two main categories:

1) You're a guest in my fake kitchen set and I'm showing you how to make poo poo

2) We're traveling to eat a fuckton of food in some places that aren't our home country
(Corrolary to this: could also be food in your own country that is considered a 'hidden gem')

Bourdain did #2 in an entertaining manner because he's funny, but it's not like he pioneered the format.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Is it anything like Blue Bloods? I just always have that playing

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Professor Shark posted:

Is it anything like Blue Bloods? I just always have that playing

I'm thinking about starting up Longmire or maybe some other epic old people always watchin show

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Here's a hot take:

I don't give a poo poo about Ramsey and I didn't give a poo poo about Bourdain either.



Let people make their goofy shows, who gives a flip

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Sounds like someone had a bit of pepper in their sauce !

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
They waiting for you Gordon... in the test kitchen.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Grr I’m Britishly angry! 😡

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

PinheadSlim posted:

How has no one posted Gordon Ramsays bizarrely awful grilled cheese video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0

not as bad as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wQpHTnji68

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Rugikiki posted:

Amy did nothing wrong!

E: except steal from and abuse her employees ofc

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
Gordon makes pretty entertaining content and Anthony Bourdain killed himself, seems like Gordon can do whatever he wants?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Amy's restaurant was so bad that her husband couldn't even use it for money laundering like he intended.

nodebit
Apr 23, 2016

Creepin' like a Creeper, Creepin' like a Creeper

Hell Yeah posted:

frugal gourmet was involved with the church and molested children.

is nothing pure

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Devils Affricate posted:

If Gordon died first you'd be saying the same poo poo about Anthony you dumb piece of crap OP, and this is coming from someone who doesn't even know who these people are

lol

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Captain Beans posted:

i dont like gordon because he is fat and sad looking now

and it reminds me that i will become fat and sad some day

Gordo ramsey lol

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns

nodebit posted:

is nothing pure

afaik Martin Yan is on the level

nodebit
Apr 23, 2016

Creepin' like a Creeper, Creepin' like a Creeper

im saint germain posted:

afaik Martin Yan is on the level

This is probably true

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Yan can cook and so can you.

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

the face of a well adjusted normal lady

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