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Aishlinn posted:
i have that shirt but my hair isn't the same like im not that guy but im extremely close to it
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Szyznyk posted:Corporate keeps throwing the “the respirator has to fit right” bullshit at me. gently caress my lungs, the goat hides my neck fat. Yeah, being in respirator crew is the only reason I've been shaving.
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The Bloop posted:I have a beard AND I shaved 
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Jan 4, 2022 05:22
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drat im glad i didnt shave today. you almost got me op!
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Caesar Saladin posted:shoutout to all the beard guys who are covering their weak chins, you guys have got it figured out I shaved today and had forgotten this was why I had facial hair
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I'm actually doing the opposite. Started not trimming the beard as normal in November and going to see how gnarly it can get over the year.
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Thanks for helping me feel good about my decision op
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i just shaved. i have a strong chin but unfortunately rn there are two of them
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:
The most shameful shave is the caramel apple shave.
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kntfkr posted:i just shaved. i have a strong chin but unfortunately rn there are two of them
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I shave my beard because I have alopecia arreata which makes a small bald patch on my chin that sticks out like a sore thumb
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Caesar Saladin posted:shoutout to all the beard guys who are covering their weak chins, you guys have got it figured out
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Spinz posted:I have one insane mustache hair Should have lasered while you had the chance because electrolysis hurts like a bitch dear god
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Jan 6, 2022 20:37
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I'm white..if I shave, I can't trick the domestic terrorists that I'm "one of them". Gotta keep playing the long game, sorry op
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Why is everyone shaving now? Because of the new year? I was testing out how long my hair and beard could get. People were very vocal about hating it. I also hated it because it was constantly blocking my vision and being a hassle when eating or wearing a mask. I wanted to see what the maximum length was, but apparently it takes 6 years or something. 6 months will just have to do. I shaved my head for the first time ever and converted my beard into some excellent mutton chops! I'll shave the rest of it off (and probably my eyebrows too for the fun of it) after I show it off to people for a bit more.
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Peggy Edson posted:I shave my beard because I have alopecia arreata which makes a small bald patch on my chin that sticks out like a sore thumb
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Ichabod Tane posted:why you gotta do me dirty like this Patrice O'Neal reference?
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I thought he was going to pull it off 
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YeahTubaMike posted:I thought he was going to pull it off why
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Because it's a GIF on the SomethingAwful forums, and also he pulled it downward.
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sigher posted:Patrice O'Neal reference? Yes it was
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everyone in their hearts knows the true gender binary is beard / non-beard
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:i stay clean shaven but it works cuz my head is basically a cube straws, my dude. don't care if anyone points and laughs, they're just jealous. Or just like... suck it out of the 'stache. Or go to the bathroom and rinse it. Bad excuses! And it won't be itchy after a while. pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I'm white..if I shave, I can't trick the domestic terrorists that I'm "one of them". Gotta keep playing the long game, sorry op I've heard some poo poo, that I don't think they'd say if I wasn't a white dude with a beard. Especially when I had a shaved head. Sorry Bubba, I'm a filthy socialist lie-bral. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Jan 7, 2022 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:I thought he was going to pull it off Oh, he's pullin' it off all right.
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I grew the beard back when it seemed like the coof was slowing down but I shaved that poo poo right off once my county infection rate was jumping like 90% so my beard is an N95 now
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The whole beard thing has been strange to me because I've been pretty consistently full-bearded since 2004 or so (strong beard, weak chin), and back then it was kind of a novel thing. Most dudes shaved daily, most dudes with facial hair had goats. Like, I would be frequently identified as "the guy with the beard". Now it's incredibly common. Yes, I am being a hipster about beards. Which used to be a thing hipsters had!
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Hey op What do you do when you're beard is real lovely? Like the hair are 2 inches long but you can still see the flesh underneath Asking for a friend
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Not a fan of facial hair but I stopped being a dude so that worked out well. It's funny tho, when I was in denial I had very well maintained facial hair. Had a trimmer to keep it level, no neckbeard, properly kept styled, etc. When I came out and told people I was trans and using laser/electrolysis to remove all my facial hair a friend of mine cried and called me an rear end in a top hat because he struggled growing facial (and head) hair and used medication etc to help it.
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titties posted:Hey op You don't grow a beard because thin beards look like pubes
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titties posted:What do you do when you're beard is real lovely? Like the hair are 2 inches long but you can still see the flesh underneath shave
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syntaxfunction posted:Not a fan of facial hair but I stopped being a dude so that worked out well. It's funny tho, when I was in denial I had very well maintained facial hair. Had a trimmer to keep it level, no neckbeard, properly kept styled, etc. A goon with a well-trimmed beard? No neckbeard??? How could it possibly have taken you so long to realize you weren't a man???
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The Bloop posted:shave
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I mean, I have a beard but if my beard looked like wispy pubes I would not have a beard You gotta play with the cards you were dealt
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blight rhino posted:straws, my dude. Dude, a had a lady tell me recently "the problem with America is we're TOO TOLERANT"
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what's the optimal beard-pube ratio? in terms of length and mass
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you just have to have a closer beard not uhh two inch pubes on your face
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Beards rule and my sympathies go out to dudes who can't grow them. It's not your fault, life isn't fair.
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I measured my beard the other day and it's like 7" or 8" I did not shave it off btw
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bagmonkey posted:I measured my beard the other day and it's like 7" or 8" post the beard
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Ichabod Tane posted:post the beard i don't wanna, not yet. it's big tho
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