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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:What's up with the discolourations on his forehead?? It kinda looks like he was somewhat recently beaten. It's a good look for him, and a regimen that ought to continue
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:What's up with the discolourations on his forehead?? The two dark spots are where the horns come in.
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Smugworth posted:I bet they steal his comissary
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nah, that's just where he rests his head on his hands while he studies the bible all day
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Vakal posted:I remember when KFC first released the double down how some people were claiming it was healthy as it was low carb due to the lack of a bun. The DD is a healthier choice than the other kfc hamburgers. The buns they use are that bad.
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:(after being convicted of raping a minor) lmao I really poo poo the bed on that one sorry hahaah. lmao
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"dicks are gay and I love them, thanks prison!" -jared
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Young diet Jared sorta reminds me of young Lowtax. Old Jared is turning into joe Biden.
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He was known for running a sketchy rear end porn rental business out of his college dorm and Subway STILL decided to hitch their entire billion dollar brand to him, because finding literally anyone else who had lost weight eating their garbage was impossible. I'm sure many corporate heads rolled after the Jared debacle, and I would bet every one of them wishes they had just lied and hired an actor to pretend they lost weight Eating Fresh
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ben roethlisberger is getting a hero's sendoff, so guys, maybe it's time to forgive jared and accept that you can grow with time and amend your past mistakes?
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im saint germain posted:It kinda looks like he was somewhat recently beaten. It's a good look for him, and a regimen that ought to continue If that had happened, wouldn't it have been reported by the tabloids already?
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Wall Balls posted:ben roethlisberger is getting a hero's sendoff, so guys, maybe it's time to forgive jared and accept that you can grow with time and amend your past mistakes? Jared quite famously did the opposite though. He shrunk with time. IMO those discolorations are too even for a beating. It looks like a tan line from wearing underwear on his head.
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500excf type r posted:Rip Gordita, healthy nutritious and delicious, too good and pure for this world ask them to make you an unfried chalupa. its the same thing (secret tech)
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Agent Escalus posted:If that had happened, wouldn't it have been reported by the tabloids already? Not necessarily, since snitches get stitches.
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He told a reporter he was horny for kids and asked her to put a hidden cam in her kids' room. She recorded him saying pedo poo poo for 4 years and the cops didn't do anything.
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im saint germain posted:It kinda looks like he was somewhat recently beaten. It's a good look for him, and a regimen that ought to continue Each punch taken burns 3 calories.
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6.5 years ago i heard about this on the radio and of course my first instinct was to post a thread on GBS proud to have broken the story.
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lil poopendorfer posted:6.5 years ago i heard about this on the radio and of course my first instinct was to post a thread on GBS EAT FRASCHE!!!
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*nor mmacdonald voice* "but anyway, he's a good man"
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Norm dead of cancer, Jared and OJ alive and well, world is a gently caress
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subway will rehire him and run a campaign about the power of sub and flatbread sandwiches to bolster rehabilitation and inspire forgiveness
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Bad Purchase posted:subway will rehire him and run a campaign about the power of sub and flatbread sandwiches to bolster rehabilitation and inspire forgiveness We revamped our sweet onion chicken teriyaki and Jared no longer wants to gently caress kids!
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I'm surprised he had the will to live let alone gently caress kids if he was living off Subway. Four meatball subs and a bullet to stop the suffering, cause goddamn that sounds depressing.
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he looks like he recreated his own head at the start of a bioware game. jesus christ wear a loving mask and put your glasses back on
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Hi I'm an internationally famous pedophile and I'm releasing this statement to help keep me in the public eye.
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Mozi posted:it was just a minor lapse in judgement holy poo poo sure okay posted:I'm sure many corporate heads rolled after the Jared debacle, LMAO
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I wonder if he had gotten the death penalty; do you think he would have ordered a Subway as his last meal?
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Smugworth posted:We revamped our sweet onion chicken teriyaki and Jared no longer wants to gently caress kids! alt.fastfoodfreshistist.SOCTFleshlight
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*thinking harder than I ever have before* nooner is jared
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nooner doesn't deserve that. you need to apologize
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kazr posted:don't sign ur posts god drat.
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bet hes really missing that sweet youngun children teriakyi
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Bad Purchase posted:it's quite fortunate for the subway corporation that there's no such thing as bad publicity i know im just one person yadda yadda but i havent gone to subway once since it all came out, plus i can make way better sandwiches than them
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ny post - enjoy getting sexually assaulted in prison by a magnum dong, jared also ny post - jared is doing well, heres a fluff piece on him. also remember that time we insinuated he deserves to be raped on the front page of our newspaper lol
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Sid Vicious posted:i know im just one person yadda yadda but i havent gone to subway once since it all came out, plus i can make way better sandwiches than them i think you should go back to subway now
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Bad Purchase posted:it's quite fortunate for the subway corporation that there's no such thing as bad publicity
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:What's up with the discolourations on his forehead?? he looks like he wore a jock strap on his face and then got a heavy tan
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:i think you should go back to subway now i also have celiacs so meh
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Sid Vicious posted:i also have celiacs so meh that's cool dude celica is a good car. you have 7th gens or older ones too? i've always wanted a GT-Four
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Fashionable Jorts posted:On the upside, most kids have a trauma response that covers up the memories of such events. On the downside, the trauma often manifests later in life as any number of mental health issues, and few get the therapy to recover from it. The trick is to periodically give yourself a new trauma to cover up the old ones. It's like using credit cards to pay off other credit cards.
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