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Why do they call them grapefruit? There is already a grape fruit but it's way smaller. Really weird.
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Jan 30, 2022 18:05
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A whole orchard brimming with Nature's Candy, I'm going to be rich for sure! Just like in stardew
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Jan 30, 2022 18:13
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well, step one is probably to water the trees… grapefruits have been growing on their own for, probably, hundreds of years so its pretty easy to grow them, probably
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Jan 30, 2022 18:24
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Grape deez nutz lol OK. 
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Jan 30, 2022 18:42
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These trees are lopsided, that can't be right at all
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Jan 30, 2022 18:46
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Great fruit? What’s so great about em?
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Jan 30, 2022 18:47
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Palm pole moose
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Jan 30, 2022 19:08
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all this fruit tastes like poo poo why couldn't grampa have had a pussy farm
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Jan 30, 2022 19:24
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Guildenstern Mother posted:A whole orchard brimming with Nature's Candy, I'm going to be rich for sure! Just like in stardew just stuff your mailbox with grapefruits and money will appear overnight. its that easy
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Jan 30, 2022 19:25
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trying to sell grapefruits to my Twitter friends but it’s too expensive to mail grapefruits through fedex so I have to charge a lot. Some mutuals buy a couple to be nice to me but then start politely ignoring my tweets about how I will sell you grapefruits through the mail
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Jan 30, 2022 20:16
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How do you even NFT a grapefruit?
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Jan 30, 2022 20:27
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How am I supposed to gently caress all these grapefruit *grabs bootstraps*
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Jan 30, 2022 20:34
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Smugworth posted:all this fruit tastes like poo poo why couldn't grampa have had a pussy farm He did have one, where do you think he raised your dad?
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Jan 30, 2022 21:04
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Deki posted:He did have one, where do you think he raised your dad? drat why you gotta be like that bro
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Jan 30, 2022 21:11
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I can hear the sound just seeing this
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Jan 30, 2022 21:15
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Well, a grapefruit farm, eh? I mean sure it’s ok I guess, but in Buffalo?
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Jan 30, 2022 21:23
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Revins posted:I can hear the sound just seeing this You should really try less vigorous masterbation
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Jan 30, 2022 21:31
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:You should really try less vigorous masterbation ...why
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Jan 30, 2022 21:38
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*has a whole fuckload of grapefruit* *drinks a lot of grapefruit juice* *hires seasonal workers for the harvest* *spends a lot of time outdoors*
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Jan 30, 2022 22:02
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no pubes yet sorry posted:
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh never made this connection -- thanks!
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Jan 30, 2022 22:12
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You're not gonna see grapefruit one!
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Jan 30, 2022 22:16
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Watch out for the citrus-stealing whores, OP! https://i.imgur.com/t8ZeIro.mp4
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Jan 30, 2022 22:49
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u can microwave them and gently caress em
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Jan 30, 2022 23:19
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:u can microwave them and gently caress em
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Jan 30, 2022 23:22
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who keeps moving the grapefruit plants around? you'd think they're just up and crawling around by themselves... but that would be absurd
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Jan 30, 2022 23:31
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i loving HATE grapefruits, grandpa. gently caress!!!!!!!!
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Jan 30, 2022 23:58
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:u can microwave them and gently caress em This new marketing campaign is pure genius, we'll sell a million of these things!
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Jan 31, 2022 00:50
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Can't nobody eat em onnacount the whole dang country is hooked on the anti-depressants. Oh How I Wish They Was Pomelos. Now I must open a drive-thru grapefruit sex parlor & gator farm.
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Jan 31, 2022 01:04
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Day 1: I love grapefruit! Day 80: I loving hate grapefruit! Day 300: I love grapefruit, they talk to me and tell me their delicious secrets and the wisdom of the trees and if I eat enough of their sacred seeds one day I might become a grapefruit tree!
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Jan 31, 2022 01:54
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Day 2900: Hey honey, I got a letter from the lawyer! They declared Uncle Shark officially dead and he left me that grapefruit farm with the creepy tree that looks like it has a face!
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Jan 31, 2022 01:59
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Why do they call them grapefruit? There is already a grape fruit but it's way smaller. Really weird. Dude. Get this They grow in bunches! Like gigantic grapes!
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Jan 31, 2022 03:57
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*picks up basket of grapefruits* *spills basket on ground* *sighs* I loving hate this.
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Jan 31, 2022 04:10
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*Looks at grapefruit harvest proudly, the product of a whole season of work and care* All right boys, lets tear down these trees and get next years crop of grapefruits in the ground.
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Jan 31, 2022 04:11
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no pubes yet sorry posted:
JUICE BY SARA JUICE BY SARA JUICE BY SARA OOOOOOOOOH SARA GOT JUICE SARA GOT JUICE OOOOOOOOOH SARA!
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Jan 31, 2022 04:12
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*takes a deep breath out in the orchard* Ah, smells like bitter piss. It's gonna be a great harvest, this year.
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Jan 31, 2022 04:14
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Why do they call them grapefruit? There is already a grape fruit but it's way smaller. Really weird. grapefruits are neither grapes nor fruits. they are a legume
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Jan 31, 2022 04:14
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This reminds of that time I inherited a grapefruit farm
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Jan 31, 2022 04:17
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*sells grapefruit farm*
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