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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Big Beef City posted:

They started the new puppy bowl already if that's more your speed.

I'm watching My 600lb Life.

OW MAH LEGS

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HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'm watching My 600lb Life.

OW MAH LEGS

Turn your monitor on

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Not watching cos I'm goth.

Gonna listen to 1990's wax trax music on youtube music instead.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ok just because this comes up EVERY year

Here's the odds, and here's how they work.


Right now, the RAMS are -4.5 point favorites.

This means that the Rams are expected to WIN, with a point SPREAD ( The difference in the teams final score) of LESS than 5 points.

The OVER/UNDER is 48.5.

This means the COMBINED TOTAL SCORE OF BOTH TEAMS is expected to add up to 48.5 points.

Now BBC, your saying, scores can't add up to a half point. Wtf?

Well, that's why it's called the over/under. (And why people get confused when they misuse this term). If you bet on this, you say "I bet the score will be LESS than 48.5" so if one team has 38 points and the other has 10 when the game ends?
Well? That's 48 points. That's less than 48.5. congrats. You 'hit' the under. You won.

Now, let's go back to that "Rams win -4.5" initial thing I mentioned.

You can bet on two things here.
One, simply that the Rams win or lose.
The 4.5 comes in to say "I bet that the Rams win, but that they will win by MORE or LESS than 4.5 points".
That is the spread.

So, if you bet, today, that the Rams 'cover the spread' and 'take the over' and the final score is Rams 38, Bengals 21. Then the Rams win, so you got that right. They won by more than 4.5 points, so you got that right, and the total score was OVER the 48.5. so you got that right too.

Congrats you just won all your bets, and now you know how to bet on football.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLdK-CKW8BA

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:

Turn your monitor on

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nah I'd rather play with my super balls

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ive never bet on a sport but theres alot of commercials these days telling me to do it!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I would like to know the over/under number on total farts in the stadium over the course of the game please.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Big Beef City posted:

Ok just because this comes up EVERY year

Here's the odds, and here's how they work.


Right now, the RAMS are -4.5 point favorites.

This means that the Rams are expected to WIN, with a point SPREAD ( The difference in the teams final score) of LESS than 5 points.

The OVER/UNDER is 48.5.

This means the COMBINED TOTAL SCORE OF BOTH TEAMS is expected to add up to 48.5 points.

Now BBC, your saying, scores can't add up to a half point. Wtf?

Well, that's why it's called the over/under. (And why people get confused when they misuse this term). If you bet on this, you say "I bet the score will be LESS than 48.5" so if one team has 38 points and the other has 10 when the game ends?
Well? That's 48 points. That's less than 48.5. congrats. You 'hit' the under. You won.

Now, let's go back to that "Rams win -4.5" initial thing I mentioned.

You can bet on two things here.
One, simply that the Rams win or lose.
The 4.5 comes in to say "I bet that the Rams win, but that they will win by MORE or LESS than 4.5 points".
That is the spread.

So, if you bet, today, that the Rams 'cover the spread' and 'take the over' and the final score is Rams 38, Bengals 21. Then the Rams win, so you got that right. They won by more than 4.5 points, so you got that right, and the total score was OVER the 48.5. so you got that right too.

Congrats you just won all your bets, and now you know how to bet on football.

And don’t forget to put a dime on the coin toss like a loving degenerate, new sports gambling app users.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Im going to bet that they all will have a good time (:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Thinking about all the Havana Syndrome I'm gonna have in the morning

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1492936918140653571?t=Lqv4amorvydqhfTGJS_GYA&s=19

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Cheeseburger sliders
Chips and queso
Spinach artichoke dip with pita chips
Edible cookie dough
Beer and whiskey

Gonna be a good night op!!!

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


i don't care about sports so i think im going to do doordash and hope drunk guys order huge takeout orders for their party and also get drunk enough to give cash tips in addition to the stuff on the app.

Drewsky
Dec 29, 2010

It's the Bengals year

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Drewsky posted:

It's the Bengals year

This guy over here.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
Go Cowboys

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

OMFG FURRY posted:

Go Cowboys

DISGUSTING

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I'm at my parents' house and my mom made cocktail wieners. i hate commercials so i'm gonna lobby for watching hbo max instead of watching the game but my dad will probably override me.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

kntfkr posted:

I'm at my parents' house and my mom made cocktail wieners. i hate commercials so i'm gonna lobby for watching hbo max instead of watching the game but my dad will probably override me.

I hope he stuffs those weiners in your ears and kicks you out!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
love me a good cocktail weiner ngl

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Big Beef City posted:

I hope he stuffs those weiners in your ears and kicks you out!

sorry i can't hear you, i'm watching the hbo original series Euphoria

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Big Beef City posted:

I hope he stuffs those weiners in your ears and kicks you out!

but dad they have the new rick and morty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Ah, so it's Cincinnati and wherever the Rams play nowadays. Eh, Baltimore isn't in it, so I don't need to know.

Oh, and I'm braising some oxtails.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Chinatown posted:

love me a good cocktail weiner ngl

Well have I got good news 4 u bb

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
i got some beers and a shrimp ring

got some avocados and cilantro too but i forgot to get a lime so if anybody wants to come over please byob and bmal (bring me a lime)

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Where can we bet on lowest ratings for a Super Bowl ever?

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.
I'm too caught up in this Kanye Pete Davidson beef to watch this year.

Wait isn't the halftime show 90s hip hop greatest hits? Ok maybe I am gonna watch

Go Bengals!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Schweinhund posted:

Where can we bet on lowest ratings for a Super Bowl ever?

This one is projected to literally be the most watched in history so my PayPal account is fine.
Good witty joke tho!! Haha lmao!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What will be 2022's puppy baby monkey?

Also how many people will be brought into existence 9 months from now because The Correct Team won?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

10 years ago, when I was working in Korea, my football team, (Hawthorn) made it to the AFL Grand Final. I dragged an American mate of mine up to Seoul so we could watch the game at an expat sports bar. He is from Cincinatti, and understandably knows gently caress all about Aussie Rules. But we drank, watched the game, and he had a good time as I watched the Hawks get run over the top of in the last quarter to lose by 10 points.

So today the Cincinatti Bengals are in the US version of the Grand Final, and he has moved back to Cincinatti with his Korean wife. I hope he has a similar experience, dragging a foreign friend to a sports bar to drink and watch a game of football that is only played and understood by one country. Oh, and this time I hope his team wins. Carn Bengals!

That is my Super Bowl story.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Just remember whoever wins, it WON'T be Touchdown Tom :twisted:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Kanye West is trending over the super bowl because he can't get Pete Davidson long dicking Kim every night out of his head lol

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://twitter.com/AudubonNC/status/1492931382707957762

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Which state wants to bet on the internet?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
How many commercials for NFTs and cryptocurrencies can we expect?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

AARD VARKMAN posted:

How many commercials for NFTs and cryptocurrencies can we expect?

yes

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

George H.W. oval office posted:

Kanye West is trending over the super bowl because he can't get Pete Davidson long dicking Kim every night out of his head lol

I saw the memes Kanye did and they did make me laugh

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


AARD VARKMAN posted:

How many commercials for NFTs and cryptocurrencies can we expect?

Are we talking pure crypto companies or normal companies announcing NFTs for their fans?

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