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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chief McHeath posted:

One of my great disappointments in life was when I found that CD in a bargain bin at a used record shop for $2 and was all like "hell yeah there are a bunch of good tracks on here" and when I put it on in my car it was the edited version.

HOT ISH!

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Have you ever wondered why you never see or hear anything about Ms Furtado anymore? It's because she went crazy on stage and then later that night a backup dancer died under suspicious circumstances. Of course there was no proof..

Died of hot sex with Nelly furtado

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Revins posted:

holy poo poo I just played myself, I confused nelly with natalie

What a macaroon!



(I was thinking the same thing before Revins posted. Thanks for being first Revins.)

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Who?

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfzsMQGqrt0

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F2ayui5zJk

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Chief McHeath posted:

One of my great disappointments in life was when I found that CD in a bargain bin at a used record shop for $2 and was all like "hell yeah there are a bunch of good tracks on here" and when I put it on in my car it was the edited version.

I saw a copy of the marshall mathers mp at a cvs for liek 3 bucks and never having it as a kid was tempted to buy it on a lark and my friend was like oh thats edited

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nelly Furtado is 5'2"

Go do a quick image search of her and look at any picture she's standing around people/next to them.

Why the gently caress are famous people all so loving short? How is this possible? I don't know a single man under 5'8-9".
Look at the guys in these photos with her. What the gently caress.
It's not just there either.

For whatever reason, any time I learn about some famous whoever I always find out later "Oh they're actually 4' -6" ". Who is making these people? Where are they? Obviously not up here at eye level I guess.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

5'9" is the average height of a man in north america lol

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

5'9" is the average height of a man in north america lol
i thought the average was 5'7". this is very unsettling.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

5'9" is the average height of a man in north america lol

I'm just saying if I suddenly found myself in a crowd of men between 5'2" and 5'7" I would feel extremely weirded out but apparently that is who most of these famous types are and idk it just seems odd to me as someone who really doesn't follow celeb stuff except to occasionally notice this kind of thing

e: to be clear it'd be their heights that did it not being swarmed by a crowd of men that was odd.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Nelly Frittata is a frittata with quail in it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

Nelly Furtado is 5'2"

Go do a quick image search of her and look at any picture she's standing around people/next to them.

Why the gently caress are famous people all so loving short? How is this possible? I don't know a single man under 5'8-9".
Look at the guys in these photos with her. What the gently caress.
It's not just there either.

For whatever reason, any time I learn about some famous whoever I always find out later "Oh they're actually 4' -6" ". Who is making these people? Where are they? Obviously not up here at eye level I guess.

The camera adds 6 inches

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Big Beef City posted:

I'm just saying if I suddenly found myself in a crowd of men between 5'2" and 5'7" I would feel extremely weirded out but apparently that is who most of these famous types are and idk it just seems odd to me as someone who really doesn't follow celeb stuff except to occasionally notice this kind of thing

e: to be clear it'd be their heights that did it not being swarmed by a crowd of men that was odd.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

hobbit

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this man, cast this man as jack reacher!!!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
meredith brooks is a bitch

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Is that the hot in here guy?

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
How you doin young lady?
The feelin that you're givin really impacts my mental health negatively, please stop

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

*picks up Tom cruise like a toddler about to smooch Grandma so he can reach you with his sultry lips*

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
Whoa nelly

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Disco Pope posted:

Whoa nelly

heh

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Waltzing Along posted:

Is that the hot in here guy?

piiiiiiiissssssssssss

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Waltzing Along posted:

Is that the hot in here guy?

so take off all your clothes

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

furtardo is a slur of some sort of this i am sure

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

furtardo is a slur of some sort of this i am sure

Fart-turd-no

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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it's a peak Timbaland album but its mired by straight beat jacking of chiptune artists and Timbaland response was "i'm paying them in exposure" or some poo poo.

His mastery cannot be matched

https://twitter.com/1djfirstclass/status/1082919883233464321?lang=en

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I got a beef with nelly furtado

I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
I don't know where my soul is (Soul is)
I don't know where my home is


that last line should definitely be "I don't know where my hole is" :colbert:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

https://imgur.com/gallery/mJLvQ


Nelly potato, hyok.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

TIP posted:

I got a beef with nelly furtado

I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
I don't know where my soul is (Soul is)
I don't know where my home is


that last line should definitely be "I don't know where my hole is" :colbert:

Please don't cloaca shame

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
hey op, Gary Larson's lawyers have issued a cease and desist on any conversation about nelly furtado

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

incoherent posted:

it's a peak Timbaland album but its mired by straight beat jacking of chiptune artists and Timbaland response was "i'm paying them in exposure" or some poo poo.

His mastery cannot be matched

https://twitter.com/1djfirstclass/status/1082919883233464321?lang=en

I don’t know what any of this means

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I don’t know what any of this means

I guess you might say that was a good username post combo

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



incoherent posted:

it's a peak Timbaland album but its mired by straight beat jacking of chiptune artists and Timbaland response was "i'm paying them in exposure" or some poo poo.

His mastery cannot be matched

https://twitter.com/1djfirstclass/status/1082919883233464321?lang=en

Hov has the most bitchmade laugh. Lmao

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
oh is it time for the yearly victoria bc honeypot thread?

i graduated from the same high school as nelly furtado (years after she did) and we were never allowed to forget that she went to our school, there'd be like Nelly Furtado Day or some poo poo like that

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Junk posted:

oh is it time for the yearly victoria bc honeypot thread?

i graduated from the same high school as nelly furtado (years after she did) and we were never allowed to forget that she went to our school, there'd be like Nelly Furtado Day or some poo poo like that

loving owned af.

:lol:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

It still blows my mind that he and Murphy Lee and various other people just straight up wrote & recorded a five-minute shoe commercial. Not only that, it was actually good & catchy.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

YeahTubaMike posted:

It still blows my mind that he and Murphy Lee and various other people just straight up wrote & recorded a five-minute shoe commercial. Not only that, it was actually good & catchy.

When I did website stuff a long time ago one of our clients was these guys:
https://bootmanna.com/

And they have a sick rap song about their boot cleaner embedded on the homepage:

http://www.bootmanna.com/BootManna2.mp3

And it's still there 8 years later

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I’m making like a bird and flying away from this thread.

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
hell yeah I love fritatas

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