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international femboy brigades
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 08:56 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 19:31 |
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some plague rats posted:wrong. absolutely incorrect! nonsense! you dipshit! then debate me coward
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 22:38 |
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NeatHeteroDude posted:they're gonna need all the potassium they can get drat you skipped past white.
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 00:14 |
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NeatHeteroDude posted:they're gonna need all the potassium they can get What matters the most in grappling and MMA is how crazy you can go, not skill, technique, or athleticism
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 04:05 |
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:What matters the most in grappling and MMA is how crazy you can go, not skill, technique, or athleticism just use a gun imho
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 04:08 |
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Minecraft Holmes posted:just use a gun imho or even a ninja sword if the dudes unarmed
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 04:10 |
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i got a green double stripe belt in tae kwon do as a little kid
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 05:29 |
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mark immune posted:then debate me coward That's what I was doing
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 05:31 |
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CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:drat you skipped past white. i just never went to gi jits classes so I was never awarded any kind of belt there's no coherent advancement system in no-gi grappling unless you're paying for that one dude's programming and while he's really good I refuse to learn techniques like "the retard hold" bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:What matters the most in grappling and MMA is how crazy you can go, not skill, technique, or athleticism going bananas is a crazy good strategy when faced with someone who doesn't want it as much as you (no it isn't) War and Pieces posted:or even a ninja sword if the dudes unarmed I feel like you could give them a dull-but-still-steel sword and i would still win
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 05:51 |
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Smythe posted:i got a green double stripe belt in tae kwon do as a little kid that's pretty good! brazillian jiu jitsu just has white/blue/purple/black but it's also an insanely esoteric cultural touchstone for the families who are "allowed" to distribute belts and certificates that they prefer it that way
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 05:57 |
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NeatHeteroDude posted:that's pretty good! brazillian jiu jitsu just has white/blue/purple/black but it's also an insanely esoteric cultural touchstone for the families who are "allowed" to distribute belts and certificates that they prefer it that way Anybody with a black belt is allowed to issue belts and also you forgot brown and most ppl do stripes as well
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 06:21 |
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Generally the best way to attract white dudes is to have less white dudes
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 07:02 |
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Anybody with a black belt is allowed to issue belts and also you forgot brown and most ppl do stripes as well Can't believe I forgot about brown belts. But also the family or system you study under to achieve a black belt has a big effect on whether you're taken seriously at a national level if you/your team are competing against other organizations. Most people have figured out that training is training but there's a still a cottage industry of X Gracie and X mma guy black belts whose students and expertise get more respect and attention within bjj and grappling circles. The thing prioritized in handing out belts should be merit, skill, adherence to a philosophy if necessary, etc., but every school has different criteria for what a brown blue etc. belt should be able to demonstrate. There's no Common Core State Standards for grappling instruction, and the variance or perceived variance between schools matters to people at the highest level
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 07:33 |
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NeatHeteroDude posted:i just never went to gi jits classes so I was never awarded any kind of belt there's no coherent advancement system in no-gi grappling unless you're paying for that one dude's programming and while he's really good I refuse to learn techniques like "the retard hold" doesn't make sense to pay for something you already know
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 07:45 |
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NeatHeteroDude posted:i just never went to gi jits classes so I was never awarded any kind of belt there's no coherent advancement system in no-gi grappling unless you're paying for that one dude's programming and while he's really good I refuse to learn techniques like "the retard hold" If you wanted to know how to hold a retard you could simply ask your wife for a hug
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 09:08 |
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I was going to say "you could hug your wife" but I've grown as a person
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 09:14 |
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lol
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 09:14 |
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some plague rats posted:If you wanted to know how to hold a retard you could simply ask your wife for a hug Lmfao cmon
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 09:17 |
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Loling irl
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 09:18 |
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some plague rats posted:I was going to say "you could hug your wife" but I've grown as a person hosed up to burn me like this right before I fall asleep
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 09:23 |
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lol I'm back baby!!!
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 09:27 |
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I think it's cool and anime-like that there are martial arts dynasties. I wonder what their secret technique is.
War and Pieces has issued a correction as of 18:52 on Jan 18, 2023 |
# ? Jan 18, 2023 14:39 |
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War and Pieces posted:I think it's cool and anime-like that there are martial arts dybestues. I wonder what their secret technique is. they got a special kind of diabetes if you know karate??
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 14:41 |
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some plague rats posted:I was going to say "you could hug your wife" but I've grown as a person lol
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 15:40 |
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NeatHeteroDude posted:Can't believe I forgot about brown belts. But also the family or system you study under to achieve a black belt has a big effect on whether you're taken seriously at a national level if you/your team are competing against other organizations. Most people have figured out that training is training but there's a still a cottage industry of X Gracie and X mma guy black belts whose students and expertise get more respect and attention within bjj and grappling circles. i mean basically nobody takes GB seriously because of the financial and instructional model of their gyms but they seem to churn out really good grapplers who win lots of international tournaments in spite of people constantly making fun of them for being a lame gym that sucks
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 18:42 |
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some plague rats posted:If you wanted to know how to hold a retard you could simply ask your wife for a hug hahahahahaha
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 18:43 |
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some plague rats posted:If you wanted to know how to hold a retard you could simply ask your wife for a hug owning nhd by implying a healthy and loving relationship with partner. hosed up
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 19:18 |
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some plague rats posted:That's what I was doing no it wasn't
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 21:12 |
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mark immune posted:no it wasn't yes it was
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 21:23 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 19:31 |
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speng31b posted:owning nhd by implying a healthy and loving relationship with partner. hosed up There's no point denying he has one, we all know it. The best response is to acknowledge but also denigrate it
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 21:24 |