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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Ask me about shitposting in SAD to get the attention my parents never gave me

NienNunb posted:

Whe I was 10 I would go to my friend’s dirtbag friend’s house sometimes. Always hated it, terrible vibes. He was the type of kid who would call his mom a bitch and had porn posters all over his room. One time he gave his little brother a Last Ride onto the hood of his dad’s car and left a huge dent. later that night we played Shut Your Mouth and my friend made a CAW of me that looked like a sumo wrestler wearing a dirty diaper.

Lmao

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

NienNunb posted:

Whe I was 10 I would go to my friend’s dirtbag friend’s house sometimes. Always hated it, terrible vibes. He was the type of kid who would call his mom a bitch and had porn posters all over his room. One time he gave his little brother a Last Ride onto the hood of his dad’s car and left a huge dent. later that night we played Shut Your Mouth and my friend made a CAW of me that looked like a sumo wrestler wearing a dirty diaper.

lmao

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

NienNunb posted:

Whe I was 10 I would go to my friend’s dirtbag friend’s house sometimes. Always hated it, terrible vibes. He was the type of kid who would call his mom a bitch and had porn posters all over his room. One time he gave his little brother a Last Ride onto the hood of his dad’s car and left a huge dent. later that night we played Shut Your Mouth and my friend made a CAW of me that looked like a sumo wrestler wearing a dirty diaper.

Lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

My GOD! A vicious… Fortnight of Pain (genitals + rear end crack-targeting repeated shining wizard with theatrics)… to the huge, bright pink — forgive me Mama — … rear end… of Elephant Ambush here!

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

NienNunb posted:

Whe I was 10 I would go to my friend’s dirtbag friend’s house sometimes. Always hated it, terrible vibes. He was the type of kid who would call his mom a bitch and had porn posters all over his room. One time he gave his little brother a Last Ride onto the hood of his dad’s car and left a huge dent. later that night we played Shut Your Mouth and my friend made a CAW of me that looked like a sumo wrestler wearing a dirty diaper.

lol

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

NienNunb posted:

Whe I was 10 I would go to my friend’s dirtbag friend’s house sometimes. Always hated it, terrible vibes. He was the type of kid who would call his mom a bitch and had porn posters all over his room. One time he gave his little brother a Last Ride onto the hood of his dad’s car and left a huge dent. later that night we played Shut Your Mouth and my friend made a CAW of me that looked like a sumo wrestler wearing a dirty diaper.

Lol

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

my cousin put me in a figure-four leg lock once because i didn't want to let him play final fantasy until ren and stimpy was over and that really sucked

but he didn't know i watched wrestling so i rolled it over on him and that poo poo actually works woooooo

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

jesus WEP posted:

someone put me in a texas cloverleaf and farted on my head

Shart-shooter

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
three amigos suplex chain probe for 2 weeks

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

If this is Imp Zone’s wrestleing forum then the Imp Zone vibe shall apply and that means you don’t act like a mean spirited turd and kill the mood talking about tragic wrestling events. DURRRR Would have Hurt When Owen Died LOL Remember???? Stupid rear end in a top hat. Go gently caress yourself and I’m going to make sure you pay dearly every time you try to post in here with your horrible attitude. Pussy.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Ask me about shitposting in SAD to get the attention my parents never gave me

Wormskull posted:

If this is Imp Zone’s wrestleing forum then the Imp Zone vibe shall apply and that means you don’t act like a mean spirited turd and kill the mood talking about tragic wrestling events. DURRRR Would have Hurt When Owen Died LOL Remember???? Stupid rear end in a top hat. Go gently caress yourself and I’m going to make sure you pay dearly every time you try to post in here with your horrible attitude. Pussy.

This.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Wormskull posted:

If this is Imp Zone’s wrestleing forum then the Imp Zone vibe shall apply and that means you don’t act like a mean spirited turd and kill the mood talking about tragic wrestling events. DURRRR Would have Hurt When Owen Died LOL Remember???? Stupid rear end in a top hat. Go gently caress yourself and I’m going to make sure you pay dearly every time you try to post in here with your horrible attitude. Pussy.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Wormskull posted:

If this is Imp Zone’s wrestleing forum then the Imp Zone vibe shall apply and that means you don’t act like a mean spirited turd and kill the mood talking about tragic wrestling events. DURRRR Would have Hurt When Owen Died LOL Remember???? Stupid rear end in a top hat. Go gently caress yourself and I’m going to make sure you pay dearly every time you try to post in here with your horrible attitude. Pussy.

respect.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Wormskull posted:

If this is Imp Zone’s wrestleing forum then the Imp Zone vibe shall apply and that means you don’t act like a mean spirited turd and kill the mood talking about tragic wrestling events. DURRRR Would have Hurt When Owen Died LOL Remember???? Stupid rear end in a top hat. Go gently caress yourself and I’m going to make sure you pay dearly every time you try to post in here with your horrible attitude. Pussy.

don't break the hold even if he puts his foot on the ropes

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Wormskull posted:

If this is Imp Zone’s wrestleing forum then the Imp Zone vibe shall apply and that means you don’t act like a mean spirited turd and kill the mood talking about tragic wrestling events. DURRRR Would have Hurt When Owen Died LOL Remember???? Stupid rear end in a top hat. Go gently caress yourself and I’m going to make sure you pay dearly every time you try to post in here with your horrible attitude. Pussy.

I don’t care about wrestling at all but imps call the enclosed pool area posters our brethren so I shall be as capricious and unforgiving as I would in iz

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Sharpshooter was good i once put it on a friends brother and didn’t break the hold and he had to get ball surgery like a year later and I always wonder if I caused it with that

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

talk about a shootstopper

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
had a move that we'd do on the other called the wedgie-matron, we'd give the opponent a wedgie then basically the cactus jack pulling piledriver by the pants

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

katamari damacy music playing as tude walks out to the ring adn pushes the probe button before walking back out to the crowds confusion

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Wormskull posted:

If this is Imp Zone’s wrestleing forum then the Imp Zone vibe shall apply and that means you don’t act like a mean spirited turd and kill the mood talking about tragic wrestling events. DURRRR Would have Hurt When Owen Died LOL Remember???? Stupid rear end in a top hat. Go gently caress yourself and I’m going to make sure you pay dearly every time you try to post in here with your horrible attitude. Pussy.

thank you for saying this. I hate that elephant guy

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

Wormskull posted:

If this is Imp Zone’s wrestleing forum then the Imp Zone vibe shall apply and that means you don’t act like a mean spirited turd and kill the mood talking about tragic wrestling events. DURRRR Would have Hurt When Owen Died LOL Remember???? Stupid rear end in a top hat. Go gently caress yourself and I’m going to make sure you pay dearly every time you try to post in here with your horrible attitude. Pussy.

Yea

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

my friend put me in a sleeper hold and i blacked out. i did NOT tap!!!

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


I had a friend who insisted that the figure-four didn't hurt, he let me put him in one and I could tell he was faking not feeling anything. I grabbed his straight leg and pushed it up. he screamed, I let go, he punched me in the nose

so probably that one

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Neurotic Roleplay posted:

my friend put me in a sleeper hold and i blacked out. i did NOT tap!!!

Great childhood moment when you watch some ECW tapes and find out that THE KATA HAJIME is 100% real

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Elephant Ambush posted:

i bet it hurt pretty bad when benoit suffocated his kid

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hahahaha get hosed

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Neurotic Roleplay posted:

my friend put me in a sleeper hold and i blacked out. i did NOT tap!!!

Badass!

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Ask me about shitposting in SAD to get the attention my parents never gave me

insane anime posted:

hahahaha get hosed

They are essentially permabanned lol

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

That Little Demon posted:

They are essentially permabanned lol

:pray:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

lmao at everything

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

There’s no bell to ring!

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

My mom ripped into me when I got home from school one time because I had hosed up a pair of my dad’s new socks turning them into Mr. Sockos

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


NienNunb posted:

My mom ripped into me when I got home from school one time because I had hosed up a pair of my dad’s new socks turning them into Mr. Sockos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7yoMDK55F4

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

me irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M0jm-cwZeo

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

hahahaha i can post and that other guy cant. loving dipshit

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

i lol every time

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


IGgy IGsen posted:

i lol every time

it's an all time great spit take

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


jesus WEP posted:

it's an all time great spit take

i will never not laugh at it

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

that man went on to have the only wrestling match with stone cold that stone cold has had in 20 years

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


It hurt pretty bad when I got a week of afterschool detention for choke slamming this kid from Manchester that swore that his dad was Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

posting because leephgant ambush cant :smugdog:

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