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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > King Cnut
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Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Hell Yeah posted:

anyone who cares enough about history to know who this guy is, can suck my cnock.
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Cnut was right there

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 Racismo

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Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
 Cnut was represented in anime, the only art form that is always 100% historically accurate, as a femboy twink
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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Hell Yeah posted:

anyone who cares enough about history to know who this guy is, can suck my cock.

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You stupid Cnut, history is cool.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hell Yeah posted:

anyone who cares enough about history to know who this guy is, can suck my cock.

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Everyone who knows who this guy is also knows who Hitler is.... They're trying to cover it up....

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 King Pnut
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Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

look at this Cnut's runestone

kind of familiar shape, uncanny

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Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
King Cnut sounds like a huge oval office.

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GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully
Top 5 kings based on name alone

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Hell Yeah posted:

anyone who cares enough about history to know who this guy is, can suck my cock.

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Lol

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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 Overrated

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
 People back in the day couldn't draw worth poo poo.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

 Still the biggest stick in the mud.

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Full Metal Jackass posted:

People back in the day couldn't draw worth poo poo.

I think that anime is only a couple years old.

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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 I'm going to loving kill him

EDIT: In Minecraft!!!!

DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Mar 3, 2023

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

 K. Nut

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I'm going to loving kill him

im gonna happy slap him

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Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Saalkin posted:

K. Nut

Intentional or not, that's what the modern spelling of Cnut has drifted to - it's a fairly mainstream Scandinavian name, and I know at least one Knut.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




 Can I call King oval office an orc or is that retard still an ik/mod/kingcnut?

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Archer666 posted:

Cnut was represented in anime, the only art form that is always 100% historically accurate, as a femboy twink



I like that someone had to edit him and give him make-up in this image because he somehow wasn't fem enough.
Vinland Saga is good and Makoto Yukimura is a huge viking history nerd. It's great.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

 i just watched history of the world part 1 again for the first time in awhile and its not that funny, but Dom deluise dropping the F bomb was shocking

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Jillian poo poo posted:

Racism wasn’t invented until 1843 no idea what you’re on about

Who invented it?

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 anyone who knows about this guy can STILL suck my cock: a post with historical references to previous posts

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Suck your own cock, lazy bones! :colbert:

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BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

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Das Boo posted:

Suck your own cock, lazy bones! :colbert:

maybe I will, what then!?

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

BigBeefCity posted:

maybe I will, what then!?

dudes rock

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 I canute suck my own cock.

Because I’m too fat.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I'm going to loving kill him

EDIT: In Minecraft!!!!

I got some bad news for you.

Cnut doesn't have a Minecraft account.

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Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
John "The Champ" Cnut

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Archer666 posted:

Cnut was represented in anime, the only art form that is always 100% historically accurate, as a femboy twink



anime always gets it right

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AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Das Boo posted:

I like that someone had to edit him and give him make-up in this image because he somehow wasn't fem enough.
Vinland Saga is good and Makoto Yukimura is a huge viking history nerd. It's great.

What happened to that second season tho. It turned into A Slave's Farm Life and is now boring as gently caress.

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
I'm like King Canute's daughter
A lamb to the slaughter
My feet in the water
It's not what they think

It's not what it seems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An7D6fshUO8

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Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

he's the guy who confused all the lords and ladies with his failed attempt to stop the tide

He was just pointing out that kings are ultimately just men and there are plenty of things which they have no absolutely no power or control over, no?

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Who invented it?

Jack Racism, who filed the original patent on "The Big List of Slurs" before being bought out by the Eli Lilly Corporation for a handsome cash pay out. The term Racism was later coined in his honor.

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