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Szyznyk posted:Catching a 24 hour probe for calling them Spoonheads. CORRECT THAT ITS KARDASHIANS, OVER!
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 02:17 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:04 |
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Laugh mightily as I watch the planes I built engines for blowing up chud compounds and convoys because they're too stupid to prosecute a guerrilla war.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 02:19 |
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Posting on the forums of somethingawful.com as long as I can. And reporting all enemies of the people to the mods.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 03:10 |
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I’ll play the part of roadblock redneck with a gun.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 03:18 |
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I swore I would never pick up a gun again... So this time, I will study the blade. This will work out well for me.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 03:21 |
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I'll volunteer to conduct drug tests. That way if I take friendly fire, it probably won't be deadly.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 03:22 |
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just trying to to lay low til it blows over
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 21:32 |
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gonna fly around in a gyrocopter and throw wrenches at ppl
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 21:35 |
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Chief cook and bottle washer. Depending on which side I was drafted to I might or might not use my position to pass on information to the other side. I would be immediately caught and executed and hung from a gibbet where my body would remain in place for 11 years before being struck by lightning, when my charred bones would be sold as curios to tourists.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 21:39 |
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Sell all of the 5 gallon buckets of macaroni salad I've been hording
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 21:49 |
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I help set up the big field tent for the visiting general.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 21:50 |
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helicopter stuff
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 22:17 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Chief cook and bottle washer. Depending on which side I was drafted to I might or might not use my position to pass on information to the other side. I would be immediately caught and executed and hung from a gibbet where my body would remain in place for 11 years before being struck by lightning, when my charred bones would be sold as curios to tourists. dibs
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 22:24 |
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Smugworth posted:dibs My bones will be for sale eventually you can’t just call dibs on them before I’ve even been bravely executed for righteous treason.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:22 |
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I'm going to move through the killing fields the day after major battles and pull out gold fillings with pliers. Do people still get gold fillings?
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:52 |
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Become president/emperor/god/whatever
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# ? Apr 15, 2024 00:25 |
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Cut my dick off and donate it to the cause. Also a few years after it's over, I'll write a civil war epic novel that will eventually get turned in to a movie. Dong with the wind.
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# ? Apr 15, 2024 00:41 |
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And then we break down the field tent and pack everything up and move it to the next location.
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# ? Apr 15, 2024 01:05 |
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Attend the constitutional convention for USA 2 and sign my name really fuckin big on any documents that get drafted.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:42 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:My bones will be for sale eventually you can’t just call dibs on them before I’ve even been bravely executed for righteous treason. how much? ill put some money down now.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:03 |
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I'm going to be playing both sides, so that I always come out on top.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:32 |
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flubber nuts posted:how much? ill put some money down now. That’s not up to me it’s up to the vendor.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:47 |
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the copay on the reconstructive surgery will be almost as devestating as the mine that blew off your balls
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:41 |
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hide out in NM and hope Texas is more occupied with their eastern front
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:44 |
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Smugworth posted:I'm gonna be a bazooka dude turns out frontline ptsd isnt that different to minwage ptsd
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:47 |
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Sorry previous posters. Unfortunately in this war all the dick sucking will be done using drones.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:28 |
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Enshittification of the dick sucking factory
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:09 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:That’s not up to me it’s up to the vendor. ok thats fine. is there a preorder bonus?
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:14 |
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imma eat some hardtack
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:15 |
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I'm gonna go around and buy everyone's piss and make it to make explosives. Or at least that's what I plan on telling them
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:21 |
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Nooner posted:imma eat some hard**ck
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:31 |
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The only way to fight off the dick sucking drones is to release a swarm of dick drones. Protect your livelihood!
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:34 |
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Makes reaction videos on YouTube where the thumbnail image is of me making a funny face and the videos are titled things like “UNBELIEVABLE Fall of Springfield footage” “This lawnmower IED should be ILLEGAL” “*cry laugh emoji* MAGA Colonel learns Ohio Line collapses mid-interview!”
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:02 |
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in the next civil war america will be divided into North America and South America
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:24 |
hollywood still cannot reflect the last 9 years
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:30 |
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I'm gonna secede from whatever fringe government gets started and start annexing my neighborhood.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:52 |
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The factions in the UK civil war will reflect the term used to describe a bread roll. I will be part of the Bun Brigade,
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:33 |
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Carlos Lantana posted:turns out frontline ptsd isnt that different to minwage ptsd I want the one on the right but make it a bong instead
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:34 |
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flubber nuts posted:ok thats fine. is there a preorder bonus? Yeah I can throw in a half gallon of my pee.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:37 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:04 |
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Support class debuffer - I will sprint into the middle of enemy packs and paralyze them with my AOE stun farts
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