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I’ve been worried about bird flu since the early 00’s, way before it was cool.
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back then it was called a yeast infection
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:h5n1 bird flu needs a better name if we're going to take it seriously. covid-19/covid flows amazingly well. rolls off the tongue. has a very powerful energy. bird flu sounds weak, pathetic. h5n1 is just nonsense. any ideas guys in here that can help us brainstorm? “COVID-19” only exists because it was believed that people would take “SARS-2” seriously. “H5N1” sounding weak is an asset. It will not get a new name.
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May 2, 2024 22:39
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The Terminator 3 of pandemics.
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Mozi posted:thank goodness humanity learned to band together against a common viral threat and are in a strong position to tackle this new challenge We always do. 
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How the gently caress am I going to get my fight milk if all the crows die
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The steppe tribes will rule the wastes with their fermented mare’s milk.
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Mozi posted:thank goodness humanity learned to band together against a common viral threat and are in a strong position to tackle this new challenge COVID-19 killed alot of the stupid people who refused to follow common sense, we have a better shot now.
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actually i had bird flu last year, they’re lying to you about when the outbreak started
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seems everyone these days is saying bird flu this, bird flu that, and i'm like yeah, of course it flew that's what the wings are for!
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The X-man cometh posted:COVID-19 killed alot of the stupid people who refused to follow common sense, we have a better shot now. Bad news, we replaced all the dead stupid people with new ones. Now we have more of them than we did before. And they're spreading.
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Platystemon posted:We always do. Yeah I'm not reading all of that. I'm glad for you tho Or sorry that happened
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the goons going to the park in a darth vader respirator were right all along
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if a bird coughed on me I'd tell it to gently caress off and wear an N95 mask.
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Rest in piss cats
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I still haven't gotten covid lol and I'm not hiding inside or anything
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I still haven't gotten covid lol and I'm not hiding inside or anything Your DNA has the cure. We're going to need to cut your head off to save humanity
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Covid-69
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I still haven't gotten covid lol and I'm not hiding inside or anything i somehow got it for the first time like two weeks ago 
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Bad Purchase posted:actually i had bird flu last year, they’re lying to you about when the outbreak started link the post or it didn't happen
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H5N1 is just a little flu. It's hardly even a flu. More like a bug just going around. H5N1, more like HASN'T ONE, mirite?
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counterfeitsaint posted:Yeah I'm not reading all of that. The Bible has at least three books with fewer words than that comic.
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https://youtu.be/HWvPWQCWbsU
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birds are dirty creatures
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sylvan syphilis
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Platystemon posted:We always do. God this hurts. The first couple months of the pandemic, I really thought we'd finally all get our act together and pull in the same direction.
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save the cats and eradicate bird populations in cities
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don't kill loons their calls are the most creepy and beautiful sounds i've ever heard and i get to hear it every morning. the rest can die
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https://www.science.org/content/article/forced-eat-bat-feces-chimps-could-spread-deadly-viruses-humans I think most of the world did not learn a thing but oh well I’ve been looking at bIrD FLu for a bit because that person Zeynep Tufecki(sp?) is worried about it, and during Covid they were one of the few who consistently got it right. Hope nothing happens, because governments won’t do poo poo Platystemon posted:We always do. I read this in the darkest moments of the pandemic and it actually lifted my spirits, bless xkcd
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Gunna skip this one and wait for the next version of coronavirus.
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Wow, relatedly I found this awesome hawk feather yesterday.
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redshirt posted:Wow, relatedly I found this awesome hawk feather yesterday. Technically it's illegal to keep hawk feathers but that doesn't matter because you got bird flu'd now smh
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hypoallergenic cat breed posted:Technically it's illegal to keep hawk feathers but that doesn't matter because you got bird flu'd now smh I know. Please don't rat me out.
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3 DONG HORSE posted:You're being mind controlled You leave my  out of this!
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redshirt posted:I know. Please don't rat me out. Nah I'm too busy with my cow, chicken, and cat farm.
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redshirt posted:I know. Please don't rat me out. Always knew patient zero would be a goon.
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redshirt posted:Wow, relatedly I found this awesome hawk feather yesterday. I used to find all of these cool hawk feathers, and I kept them around my office and stuff. We hired a dude who hunts and he looked at them and said, "Those are turkey feathers".
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Smugworth posted:Your DNA has the cure. We're going to need to cut your head off to save humanity Not again. You're not getting his sperm, quit asking.
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Rad-daddio posted:I used to find all of these cool hawk feathers, and I kept them around my office and stuff. lol. Maybe. But I saw a hawk nearby who looked the same. Could be a coincidence I suppose.
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