Lena Dunham wants to abort

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Fat Shat Sings: Jan 24, 2016

Kraps posted:

Do people get this defensive when the Kardashians are mocked

it's worse with lena dunham because most average people feel they are closer to that disgusting pile than the kardashians so they feel personally insulted.

It's the same concept as SA making fun of almost everything, but when you start making fun of fat people goons line up to be offended.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 08:52

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 12:24

Count Freebasie: Jan 12, 2006

Jastiger posted:

I dunno. I think most anyone has something attractive about them.

So, anyone.

Gotcha.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 10:52

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

To be quite honest, I don't really like Kim Cardassian's rear end.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 12:12

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

What do you have against grotesque butts?

# ? Dec 29, 2016 12:21

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

various cheeses posted:

What do you have against grotesque butts?

I don't know. They're just not really my thing.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 12:23

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Count Freebasie posted:

So, anyone.

Gotcha.

I didnt say that. Just that there isnt a singular type. Don't try to put me in a box. For example i dont find Megan Fox or Jennifer Aniston super mega attractive

# ? Dec 29, 2016 15:06

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Beauty can truly only be known through the eye of the buttholder, like literally only when you can hold the butt.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 15:09

Count Freebasie: Jan 12, 2006

Jastiger posted:

I didnt say that. Just that there isnt a singular type. Don't try to put me in a box. For example i dont find Megan Fox or Jennifer Aniston super mega attractive

Your answer is so open as to be useless. I think specifics were asked for; athletic build, short, tall, blond, brunette, black, white, post-op, amputee, etc.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 15:16

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Count Freebasie posted:

Your answer is so open as to be useless. I think specifics were asked for; athletic build, short, tall, blond, brunette, black, white, post-op, amputee, etc.

All of those could be attractive?

# ? Dec 29, 2016 15:37

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

say what you want about kim kardashian at least she squats

# ? Dec 29, 2016 15:50

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Didnt she have butt surgery? Isnt that cheating?

# ? Dec 29, 2016 15:52

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Jastiger posted:

All of those could be attractive?

Truly? What unifying physical feature could possibly unify them under a standard of beauty?

# ? Dec 29, 2016 15:52

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

I have to renounce my former hatred of Lena because the simple act of not voting for Trump makes her an exponentially better human being than the 61,943,670 who did.

Of course, since they're not allowed to vote you can say the same thing about all convicted felons. So she's not like a Saint or anything.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 15:57

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Frankenstyle posted:

I have to renounce my former hatred of Lena because the simple act of not voting for Trump makes her an exponentially better human being than the 61,943,670 who did.

Of course, since they're not allowed to vote you can say the same thing about all convicted felons. So she's not like a Saint or anything.

This is why the democrats lost this year, hth.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 16:09

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Truly? What unifying physical feature could possibly unify them under a standard of beauty?

Why does there have to be one?

# ? Dec 29, 2016 16:16

Kraps: Sep 9, 2011; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

a bone to pick posted:

This is why the democrats lost this year, hth.

Whatever you say, literally hitler

# ? Dec 29, 2016 16:18

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Jastiger posted:

Why does there have to be one?

I actually agree with Jastiger here and I am kinda uncomfortable

# ? Dec 29, 2016 17:24

im cute: Sep 21, 2009

Jastiger posted:

I didnt say that. Just that there isnt a singular type. Don't try to put me in a box. For example i dont find Megan Fox or Jennifer Aniston super mega attractive

Jastiger, why do you hate white women?

# ? Dec 29, 2016 20:35

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Is your name Captain Ahab?

Cuz drat you're obsessed with that White Whale.

# ? Dec 30, 2016 08:17

sixth and maimed: Mar 20, 2012; Fun Shoe

Luckily, I live in Europe where Lena Dunham is a non-entitiy.

# ? Dec 30, 2016 13:53

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

lens dunham if you are reading this lets talk to each other

# ? Dec 30, 2016 14:02

Theotus: Nov 8, 2014

Who is lenan durnam

# ? Dec 30, 2016 15:47

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Meridian posted:

Who is lenan durnam

She is a famous racist ventriloquist

# ? Dec 30, 2016 15:52

Theotus: Nov 8, 2014

Blue Train posted:

She is a famous racist ventriloquist

Oh. Why does anyone care about her?

# ? Dec 30, 2016 15:54

Kraps: Sep 9, 2011; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Meridian posted:

Who is lenan durnam

John Galt (/ɡɔːlt/) is a character in Ayn Rand's novel Atlas Shrugged (1957). Although he is not identified by name until the last third of the novel, he is the object of its often-repeated question "Who is John Galt?" and of the quest to discover the answer.

# ? Dec 30, 2016 15:55

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Meridian posted:

Oh. Why does anyone care about her?

She insults the prophet Muhammad

# ? Dec 30, 2016 15:56

Theotus: Nov 8, 2014

Blue Train posted:

She insults the prophet Muhammad

Holy smokes!!

# ? Dec 30, 2016 15:57

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Meridian posted:

Holy smokes!!

Right?!!!

# ? Dec 30, 2016 15:58

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:18

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Meridian posted:

Oh. Why does anyone care about her?

Man she had Han Solo frozen in carbonite man, that poo poo is not cool.

# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:22

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

a bone to pick posted:

jastiger would

# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:53

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Rude af

# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:14

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Jastiger posted:

Rude af

You didn't say no

# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:59

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Regulation Size posted:

When the full might of top-tier creatives is behind her, Lena Dunham is capable of taking cute pictures. For instance, I really liked the Terry Richardson ones:

Just a reminder that Terry Richardson is a straight up rapist and sexual predator, but that's OK with Lena Dunham, feminist.

# ? Jan 1, 2017 15:14

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

a bone to pick posted:

It's bitter low hanging fruit making fun of someone's appearance.

For Lena especially you'd be better off criticizing her behavior and personality like the time she detailed being raped by a college classmate and based on her description of him the rapist's identity was found out and in a twist revealed to have never met her. Then she said her description was a composite of several people, the key detail being his conservative views, painting her political opponents as rapists for narrative's sake.

# ? Jan 1, 2017 15:49

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

evobatman posted:

Just a reminder that Terry Richardson is a straight up rapist and sexual predator, but that's OK with Lena Dunham, feminist.

I don't buy that. I mean look at this man, he looks completely trustworthy and not at all scummy

# ? Jan 1, 2017 16:20

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Toadvine posted:

It's bitter low hanging fruit making fun of someone's appearance.

For Lena especially you'd be better off criticizing her behavior and personality like the time she detailed being raped by a college classmate and based on her description of him the rapist's identity was found out and in a twist revealed to have never met her. Then she said her description was a composite of several people, the key detail being his conservative views, painting her political opponents as rapists for narrative's sake.