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The Scientist posted:dont let them get to you big choda you got to rise above I can't even sell my artwork here anymore because of this. I'm sitting here with my friend discussing if it is even worth trying to prove anything because you will start attacking her making things worse. This situation is complicated but we are working towards a point where we can contact the police safely because it would not be safe for us to do that right now
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Encourage her not to touch this poop op good lord you said she was your friend What could you possibly hope to accomplish
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Jun 4, 2021 05:36
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The only thing I am trying to accomplish at this point is getting you to stop ripping into me for trying to help them. It is super hosed up
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Jun 4, 2021 05:40
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Speaking to cops is a good idea. Try not to have amphetamines on you this time though.
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Jun 4, 2021 05:41
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EL BROMANCE posted:Speaking to cops is a good idea. Try not to have amphetamines on you this time though. Amphetamines?
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Jun 4, 2021 05:44
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Can you draw my av but while they also defend Stalingrad ?
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Jun 4, 2021 05:45
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Vitruvian Maam posted:I also have this painting of a Mancubus for sale for $100 which is a loving steal. Money goes towards fixing the window Hmm, I might be interested, but I'd have to see what it looks like with a huge erection painted on to it first.
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Jun 4, 2021 05:48
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I'll buy a painting but we have to meet in person and you have to paint me nude.
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Jun 4, 2021 05:48
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gently caress all of you (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 4, 2021 05:53
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Absolutely disgraceful behaviour OP. All we wanted to do was buy two cars for two ladies that had been scammed by a scumbag and we've received nothing but abuse from you for it.
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Jun 4, 2021 06:03
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Vitruvian Maam posted:I'm sitting here with my friend discussing if it is even worth trying to prove anything because you will start attacking her making things worse.
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Jun 4, 2021 06:07
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Vitruvian Maam posted:I can't even sell my artwork here anymore because of this. I'm sitting here with my friend discussing if it is even worth trying to prove anything because you will start attacking her making things worse. This situation is complicated but we are working towards a point where we can contact the police safely because it would not be safe for us to do that right now
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Jun 4, 2021 06:14
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Vitruvian Maam posted:The only thing I am trying to accomplish at this point is getting you to stop ripping into me for trying to help them. It is super hosed up think about why, when people suggested you go to the cops for this, you ignored them and focused on getting goons to buy you a couple cars instead (as they're going to you and not the women). does that really seem like a reasonable response to people trying to come up with a means of helping your friends that doesn't involve possibly just throwing money away? think about this for a second from the perspective of someone who either already has been scammed, or who knows people who were, or at least from the perspective of someone who is familiar with several stories of massive scams that enraptured the forums already also lol at your recent probe, if you're not going to stop angrily engaging with the people who aren't interested in holding your hand and explaining how failing to possess common sense has lead to you becoming a punching bag as opposed to lots of other options, you should probably just leave the site
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Jun 4, 2021 06:18
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Vitruvian Maam posted:I can't even sell my artwork here anymore because of this. I'm sitting here with my friend discussing if it is even worth trying to prove anything because you will start attacking her making things worse. This situation is complicated but we are working towards a point where we can contact the police safely because it would not be safe for us to do that right now I bet you have a better chance of selling your artwork now than before actually especially if you'll take commissions. Anyway dont expose your friend to SA. I still think your best bet is to take some time and write out the whole story, beginning middle and end. Explain it all to everyone, the characters, the scam, the current situation step by step. Then people will be much more accommodating I think, since right now the only story anyone knows is the story about you posting.
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Jun 4, 2021 06:27
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Ah let the fun continue and let OP dig holes further himself.
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Jun 4, 2021 06:33
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Ohhhh geezus
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Jun 4, 2021 06:43
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fuckin goons
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Jun 4, 2021 06:51
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EL BROMANCE posted:Speaking to cops is a good idea shouldve known you were going to ruin the fun when you said this
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Jun 4, 2021 06:57
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goons never fail to out-weird the weirdos
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Jun 4, 2021 06:59
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Removed as don’t want to ruin anyone’s fun.
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Jun 4, 2021 07:07
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I am left to guess at what just happened. I'm thinking either he called the police himself or he looked up the OPs criminal record?
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Jun 4, 2021 07:15
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OP is taking SA to civil court for damages.
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Jun 4, 2021 07:18
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A second person experiencing a brain event has hit the thread.
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Jun 4, 2021 07:19
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I am left to guess at what just happened. I'm thinking either he called the police himself or he looked up the OPs criminal record? I found out he was a doobie rereg and he wanted the money for vent hoods. Breetai posted:A second person experiencing a brain event has hit the thread. Yeah that’s fair, I’m tired as poo poo but can’t sleep. EL BROMANCE fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Jun 4, 2021 |
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Jun 4, 2021 07:20
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did you ever find Andy Kaufman? I know your probed but let me know in the morning I’ve also tried to find him and maybe we can share some leads.
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Jun 4, 2021 07:21
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Vitruvian Maam posted:Ur mom's rear end in a top hat is my side hustle. She told me your dick is so small she couldn't tell when it was in. Also, she had her car stolen recently. How much will you contribute?
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Jun 4, 2021 10:00
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Martman posted:I am still ready to apologize to the women Me too. That's the second time we've offered here, and Mr I Admit I'm A Drug Addict Trust Me With Your Money hasn't even acknowledged us. Could it be because... (dramatic music)... these women... (music swells)... don't actually exist? 
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Jun 4, 2021 11:09
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BigBadSteve posted:Me too. That's the second time we've offered here, and Mr I Admit I'm A Drug Addict Trust Me With Your Money hasn't even acknowledged us. Could it be because... (dramatic music)... these women... (music swells)... don't actually exist? Don't bother him, he's just about to play Oculus! Somehow posts ITT directly notify some part of his brain, which literally forces him to come check and inevitably reply. Be nice! Ninja Edit: poo poo, I'm part of the problem 
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Jun 4, 2021 11:44
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I haven't read this many pages of a man insisting he exists since Descartes.
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Jun 4, 2021 11:46
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Das Boo posted:I haven't read this many pages of a man insisting he exists since Descartes. Goddamn 
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Jun 4, 2021 11:46
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Aardvark! posted:Hmm, I might be interested, but I'd have to see what it looks like with a huge erection painted on to it first. don't bother, i already offered op a princely sum for a commissioned work and he turned his nose up at it 
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Jun 4, 2021 12:13
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OP please get your friend to post and defend your honor on the internet because this is a well thought out idea
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Jun 4, 2021 12:17
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Can't wait for new reg RealWoman69 to come in here and tell us the OP is cool & good.
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Jun 4, 2021 12:21
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Just loving lmao at all of this I've got  on that sixer being the thing that drives ( ) op over the edge.
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Jun 4, 2021 12:35
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Vitruvian Maam posted:gently caress all of you *blush
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Jun 4, 2021 12:36
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Close the thread, OP.
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Jun 4, 2021 12:37
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Vitruvian Maam posted:gently caress all of you 
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Jun 4, 2021 12:39
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Now that OP is dead, can someone post a page 20 summary. TIA.
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Jun 4, 2021 12:44
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SERPUS posted:Now that OP is dead, can someone post a page 20 summary. TIA. 1) Women 2) Cars 3) *blush 4) Paintings 5) Your mom’s butthole 6) Meltdown
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SERPUS posted:Now that OP is dead, can someone post a page 20 summary. TIA. SYNOPSIS After witnessing the brutal scamming of two of his new closest female friends, Vitruvian Maam (David Schwimmer), a down on his luck canvas artist and clinical trial subject, embarks on a journey of self discovery to the SomethingAwful Dot Com forums to ask for aid. GBS gatekeeper and recurring rear end in a top hat Bradzilla (Jeff Goldblum) questions every aspect of his story and past, forcing Maam to come to terms with the fundamental subjects of reality, truth, and LD50 on cut acid tablets. Spiraling into a deeper depression and unable to hock his paintings to fund his charitable drive, Maam regresses further into video games and his fading Youtube career. Like, subscribe and hit that bell to witness a character arc the likes of which you've never seen since Terry A Davis. GOOFS Maam at one point autobans after being unable to sell his Aloy painting, but is seen posting on the original thread the next day.
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