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nesamdoom posted:FFS, I'm benching Rodgers. The bench way over there. I think like half of each of our teams decided not to play this last game |
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Stoner Sloth posted:I think like half of each of our teams decided not to play this last game Maybe they all got alil too hosed up pre-game. My kicker couldn't even find the field. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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nesamdoom posted:Maybe they all got alil too hosed up pre-game. My kicker couldn't even find the field. i believe that all our footballs mens are become members of trashed crew  actually serious that is awesome  for life
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Stoner Sloth posted:i believe that all our footballs mens are become members of trashed crew I believe you're right. What a wonderful league where almost noone has any clue what's happening. We all just kinda show up to 'say' high and some things maybe happen and then everyone wants snacks. |
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oh god turns out rodgers is a poop bucket and a half. as is one dalvin cook. ick. anyways, y'all are cool and good and we will keep it that way. apologies, another busy realweek. quick update on who's feuding so you can plan (hahahahahahaha) accordingly, and score updates coming tomorrow FEUDING THIS WEEK: CHEST BALD ISLAND SCORES vs NEW ENGLAND SQUIRRELS glhf and thank you for sticking with this nonsense so far. Soon we'll be gearing up for the PLAYOFFS,  nesamdoom posted:FFS, I'm benching Rodgers. The bench way over there. tempted to do the same in my real league nesamdoom posted:I believe you're right. What a wonderful league where almost noone has any clue what's happening. We all just kinda show up to 'say' high and some things maybe happen and then everyone wants snacks. cheers my orb https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Omg playoffs  This has been hard enough and now half my dudes won’t make the playoffs and they’ll just be standing there scoring nothing.
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reporting victory over tennis team 2oꚙ (TENNIS), a victory so strong it made me post about it in an unrelated thread
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Lock posted:oh god turns out rodgers is a poop bucket and a half. as is one dalvin cook. ick. Yea, other than being a dick he really also is kinda potato. I'm so drunk I really phoned it in this week on the update. gently caress this whole week and all the stupid outcomes of dumbass judges making the wrong choices.  FluffieDuckie posted:Omg playoffs I'll trade ya 1:1 players:cigarettes https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Oh thank gently caress I'm done feuding. My sports man's is too strong to be contained. |
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Nov 11, 2021 22:35
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rear end-penny posted:Oh thank gently caress I'm done feuding. My sports man's is too strong to be contained. The old 'too much dick for these undewear' problem. |
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Nov 13, 2021 03:17
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just what is golf, anyway?
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Scoring updates! 1/3Back scoring updates...no results change. THE MIGHTY BUSH won their match; sittin' kicker and HUNTRON bonuses applied. FEUD Results: CHESTNUTS 30.4 BARD ISLAND 307.3 BARD ISLAND HAS GONE OVER; SCORE ZEROED OUT. THE CHESTNUTS WIN THE FEUD! TROIS-PISTOLES 249.1 THUNDER BONG 360.4 THUNDER BONG HAS GONE OVER; SCORE ZEROED OUT. TROIS-PISTOLES WINS THE FEUD! Drug Testing: Stoner's Sloths ROLL 5, 2. ALL COOL THE COMMISH IS WARY For the next roll, double 1s, 2,s, 3,s OR 6s will result in ACTION. Friendly reminder, FEUDING THIS WEEK: CHESTPECANS vs ROY'S ORBSONS BALD ISLAND SCORES vs NEW ENGLAND SQUIRRELS https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Lock posted:Scoring updates! Lock posted:
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what’s hilarious to me is you didn’t even need all the powerups. You just won.
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wow those chestnuts really seems like they know what they are doing
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pecan posted:wow those chestnuts really seems like they know what they are doing the fact you stole his football team is just another notch in your super villain arc
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Lock posted:TROIS-PISTOLES 249.1 poo poo i thought i wasn't feuding
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rear end-penny posted:poo poo i thought i wasn't feuding wait I gave you immunity after that perfect 420 score didn’t I. I’ll double check that and change the score back. https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Lock posted:wait I gave you immunity after that perfect 420 score didn’t I. I think you gave me a by when that happened, I have feuded since I think. I just have been trying to follow the commish reports and thought I had this week off, it is hard to follow this being as willfully ignorant of the sport and as drunk and high as I always am 
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ah ok I was worried I missed something there! Anyway, feuding this week: Malabar Chestpecans vs BobRoss Roy’s OrbSons vs Nonchalants Score updates (probably) tomorrow! https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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i'm going to continue my time honored tradition of not doing anything 
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alnilam posted:i'm going to continue my time honored tradition of not doing anything  
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Maybe sometime I'll get these done before the end of the week. Or the season will end. Actually just realized we don't have much season left before the play offs. Currently, I'm seeing a projected playoff opening game against Poutine Pals which sounds like a delicious matchup. Downside is a lot of games would have to go right for me to get any rematches, my desire for vengeance may never get a shot. I'd really like another game against the Squirrels and hopefully beat them by less that the 1.1 they had on me, possibly even the greatest victory of winning by 0.1. I've done well thusfar and the only footballs I've seen this whole season is the super booting field goal earlier in the year. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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alnilam posted:i'm going to continue my time honored tradition of not doing anything This is why I'm doing so good they gave me the biggest number in the league!!! |
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Wairarapa BUSH has won outright and is on an official WINNING STREAK; bonuses applied to final score. 1/3B adjustments...no results changed. *Of note, Stoner's SLOTHS had 267.5 points deducted. This is more than 11 other teams scored. They still won by 188.3 points (more than 8 other teams scored). BUT WILL THEY PASS THE TEST? Testing...RESULTS: 6, 2, ALL COOL. THE COMMISH is SKEPTICAL For the next test, a doubles roll of 1s, 2s, 3s, 4,s OR 6s will result in ACTION. FEUD results: Roy's ORBSONS and the Malabar CHESTPECANS both scored below 300. Results STAND. ORBSONS win! Bard Island SCORES and New England SQUIRRELS both scored below 300. Results STAND. SQUIRRELS win! *** Huh. That was a lot of effort to change ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Come on y'all. I want some CHAOS. REMINDER: Feuding this week: Malabar Chestpecans vs BobRoss Roy’s OrbSons vs Nonchalants Good luck all! Lock fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Nov 20, 2021 https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Ey boys(of whatever gender ya want)!! The ribbon lost it's hidden properties this week, accidents occurred and mistakes were made, so now the smokiness operating behind the scenes is visible. Who knows, it may start raining liquor next week. I'm excited for the upcoming match against the Capys. I adjusted my team and it says I have 69% chance to win... I feel like that's it's own win. 
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nesamdoom posted:Ey boys(of whatever gender ya want)!! The ribbon lost it's hidden properties this week, accidents occurred and mistakes were made, so now the smokiness operating behind the scenes is visible. Who knows, it may start raining liquor next week. 
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Score updates coming later! Three games this Thursday thanks to, er, Thanksgiving, so be aware of that if you're one of our more hands-on-y coaches. If you're more of the laissez-faire type, then you keep doing you. I'm sure your fake players love you for it. Therefore, be aware: FEUDING THIS WEEK ARE: Chestpecans vs Mars Attacks BobRoss vs Nonchalants Good luck all! https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Lol, I got distracted and posted about the ribbon without posting it...
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Sorry for the late score updates; even over here, Turkey Weekend plans kinda messed up my routine. Anyway, week 11 SCORING UPDATES.  HUNTRON WARNINGThanks to the power of THE HUNTRON, Wairarapa Bush have overcome their opponent and are now on a 3-game winning streak. 1/3Back results... Change! The Capybaras overtake the Squirrels after adjustments! Testing the Sloths Results: 2, 5 THE COMMISH IS INCREDULOUS From here on out, any doubles on the Testing roll will result in ACTION. FEUD results... Bob Ross vs. Chestpecans... Bob Ross has BUSTED! Score zeroed out. Chestpecans WIN! OrbSons vs. Nonchalants... results stand. Reminder, FEUDING THIS WEEK: Chestpecans vs Mars Attacks BobRoss vs Nonchalants https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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footballll i got wrecked bythe confused golfers but doign ok v the poutine pals rn ---------------- |
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Lock posted:Sorry for the late score updates; even over here, Turkey Weekend plans kinda messed up my routine. Jeez, step out for a quick smoke and suddenly I'm at war with a bunch of strangers. Driving down the continent with a pistol in her lap |
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I just checked scores. I'm down by 100 from 2 QBs potatoing. Capys played pretty well and are prob still gonna win with one dude zeroing and one on a bye unless my Dfence and this other dude both have good games. Football numbers really are more interesting than actually watching the plays. Very exciting stuff.
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As per usual, busy week, but dropping in with this week's FEUDS CHESTNUTS vs SQUIRRELS MARS ATTACKS vs NONCHALANTS Good luck all! https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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   I made less smoky versions, but I think the larger looks best of them I sorted the ribbon just in time. I think Stoner's Sloths having not been busted is making the place a bit smokier. The Commish can definitely smell it in the air. By Playoffs we may not even be able to see the ribbon anymore. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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