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Agreed, this is probably false advertising for a puzzle game. Don't sell me on asses and then not deliver
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GoutPatrol posted:Never Yeah, Simpsons is like 8/30ths incredibly good, which is way more than can be said for Harry Potter.
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Jul 6, 2020 17:09
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favorite mobile game ads were the chinese tower defense games where not only did the videos look nothing like the presumed gameplay, they also looked like they were animated by a highschooler and dubbed over with loud music dissonant fighting noises also they were unskippable 
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Jul 6, 2020 17:27
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change my name posted:Agreed, this is probably false advertising for a puzzle game. Don't sell me on asses and then not deliver possibly but that ad was better than any number of serious cutaway ads with one of those goddamn sad covers of an 80s song and i don't even like lady asses
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Jul 6, 2020 17:30
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Uranium posted:come play, milord They're literally all the same as that Evony ad, mobile game ads all flat out lie about the game now, which is always a dull evony/candy crush clone
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Jul 6, 2020 18:09
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https://twitter.com/judgelanceito_/status/1279962194088800256
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Jul 6, 2020 18:18
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life, liberty, and the pursuit of hornyness
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Jul 6, 2020 18:28
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LOLs from across the pond: https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1280184850989715456
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Jul 6, 2020 18:52
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Ah yes. That designer is Alexander Henry and they have a huge variety of fabric like this for every fathomable occasion.
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Jul 6, 2020 18:59
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FMguru posted:LOLs from across the pond: yakety sax is just god save the queen sped up 2.5x and played on woodwinds
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Jul 6, 2020 19:00
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showbiz_liz posted:Ah yes. That designer is Alexander Henry and they have a huge variety of fabric like this for every fathomable occasion. oh man, thanks for this.
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Jul 6, 2020 19:04
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And then, of course, you have December Diamonds, for all your extremely specific buff gay merman Christmas ornament needs. Here's the c-spammiest one of all: He lost his flipper for our freedoms 
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Jul 6, 2020 19:07
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This GI Joe reboot is looking interesting
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Jul 6, 2020 19:21
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is giving your buff gay japanese merman a koi pattern for fish scales racist or cool i'm genuinely unsure at this point
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Jul 6, 2020 19:22
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Zvahl posted:is giving your buff gay japanese merman a koi pattern for fish scales racist or cool i'm genuinely unsure at this point its cool, the fish are innocent
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Jul 6, 2020 19:23
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Jul 6, 2020 19:36
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Lil Drummer fuckboi
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Jul 6, 2020 19:37
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showbiz_liz posted:Ah yes. That designer is Alexander Henry and they have a huge variety of fabric like this for every fathomable occasion. lmao 
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Plz explain
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Plz explain https://twitter.com/PatFitzgerald23/status/1280217058677084160?s=20
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Copying from the maps thread because this is amazing (originally posted by Xelkelvos): The source: https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/hk5xaj/oyropp_a_satirical_map_showing_what_europe_might/ It gets better and better the more you look and read. quote:Oryppese believe that all ideas must come from the observation of real things. The foundation of their society, hereditary property rights, derives from the observation of childbirth and the inference that children are the same person as their parents. Traditional Tulic Rationalism, the formal deductive traditions Oryppese have passed down for millennia, has produced many admirable Oryppese ideas, such as the explanation of gravity based on mathematical calculations...
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 jesus christ, ben
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Arcella posted:that Harry Potter read another book image but for the simpsons you shut the gently caress up
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Delthalaz posted:Copying from the maps thread because this is amazing (originally posted by Xelkelvos): holy poo poo this hurt my brain
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Hello olds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
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change my name posted:holy poo poo this hurt my brain I just love this poo poo so much. quote:For most of the colonial period, the Onglos were isolated from the currents of Oryppese society and stereotyped as warlike and backwards. Today, however, Ongloland is a dynamic country, widely respected for balancing traditionalism and modernity. Onglos have made significant contributions to the world. quote:Despite receiving apology from modern Radiant leaders, many Oryppese today resent the Powers for the coercive policies of the colonial era. This resentment has become articulated as the "Bad Faith Theory." This theory holds that Radiant colonialism was an oppressive system, which exploited Oyropp for the sole economic benefit of the powers, and intentionally harmed Oryppese. Many post-colonial states adhere to this theory. quote:Regret Acknowledgment
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horny on skein
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night danger posted:horny on skein
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im the fat shithead that swears to protect something to the death but has to wear 2 masks because i'm afraid of losing status for taking that oath
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The existential clips are delightful. https://twitter.com/daddi_floof/status/1280335929140543489 "Once we get into the habit of seeking things that are disproportionate to our actual needs, there is no stopping point. More is always automatically better. This is the ideology of a cancer cell."
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"To make the distinction unmistakably clear: Civilization is the vital force in human history; culture is that inert mass of institutions and organizations which accumulate around and tend to drag down the advance of life; Civilization is Giordano Bruno facing death by fire; culture is the Cardinal Bellarmino, after ten years of inquisition, sending Bruno to the stake in the Campo di Fiori; Civilization is Sartre; culture Cocteau; Civilization is mutual aid and self-defense; culture is the judge, the lawbook and the forces of Law & Ordure (sic); Civilization is uprising, insurrection, revolution; culture is the war of state against state, or of machines against people, as in Hungary and Vietnam; Civilization is tolerance, detachment and humor, or passion, anger, revenge; culture is the entrance examination, the gas chamber, the doctoral dissertation and the electric chair; Civilization is the Ukrainian peasant Nestor Makhno fighting the Germans, then the Reds, then the Whites, then the Reds again; culture is Stalin and the Fatherland; Civilization is Jesus turning water into wine; culture is Christ walking on the waves; Civilization is a youth with a Molotov cocktail in his hand; culture is the Soviet tank or the L.A. cop that guns him down; Civilization is the wild river; culture, 592,000 tons of cement; Civilization flows; culture thickens and coagulates, like tired, sick, stifled blood"
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