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Burt Sexual posted:xpost mega lols from Gip
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Feb 28, 2017 23:27
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bag em and tag em posted:If you want to do this try a good joke and we'll all have a good laugh with you. Every time one of you tries to muscle your way into a thread you just start lashing out and flailing around like a 14 year old who just clicked over from r/the_donald. By all means laugh at liberals, but be funny about it ya clown. "One of you?" Lol I voted for hilldawg I can still lol at people who are crying over how someone sat in a sofa. not necessarily itt, but its on cnn, which is ridiculous and not news Lmao Goodto know i hit a nerve tho. Cuck cuck.
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Feb 28, 2017 23:27
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Viruswithshoes posted:
i still think about this image sometimes and laugh 
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Feb 28, 2017 23:29
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Three and a half hours till yugge big lols hope you're all ready
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Feb 28, 2017 23:34
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Lil Peeler posted:Three and a half hours till yugge big lols hope you're all ready Everyone in the room will laugh at him and hes gonna think theyre laughing with him and tomorrow say his speech was a success
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Feb 28, 2017 23:37
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Romes128 posted:I voted for hilldawg uh huh lol
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Feb 28, 2017 23:39
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Moridin920 posted:i still think about this image sometimes and laugh this got me through the day after the election
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4 Things I Learned From 4 Years Together: 1. I wouldn’t have to “fix” myself before meeting with Donald, because he brings out my best self. I hoped we would work out all our problems very quickly in a day years ago. All the bad things, they worry me so much I had bags under my eyes and smelt more than usual. I often think about meeting him. I know he would take me as I am. When I think about what he can do for us, It really makes me smile 2. When life feels unsettling, my President is a fixed star in my universe. AS he himself says, there are many bad things , bad hombres and dudes, UHH uranium??. All I can do is worry about these very bad things. He knows just what to say to me to make me find my center again 3. The exceptional moments and the day-to-day moments are both precious. when every little word, tweet and every speach makes you feel the way i do, you know youve found the right one. 4. There’s nothing like laughing together. me and the President are on the same page, he says what he means and i believe that. You should all laugh with him and give him a chance. shamke on you for bullying my president
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Feb 28, 2017 23:42
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Romes128 posted:"One of you?" Lol I do not know if you read the thread title? the tears itt are from laughter
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Feb 28, 2017 23:44
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Flesh Forge posted:uh huh lol Plz dont kink shame
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Feb 28, 2017 23:45
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my new dog posted:the only jewish pepolee i know of that are attacking someone else are the israel him support and fundamentalists, and maybe someone whois mentally ill with violent tendencies and also is jewish, but i dont know them OOOOBAMAAAAAAAAA!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g9E2qZpfyY
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Feb 28, 2017 23:49
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ZombyDog posted:You know that when he's implying a false flag he means Obama, right? lol, implying https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-02-28/trump-blames-obama-for-protests-i-think-he-s-behind-it quote:Trump Blames Obama for Protests: ‘I Think He’s Behind It’ there is a spectre haunting the white house the spectre of OBAMA
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Feb 28, 2017 23:51
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At the end of Trump's 2 terms (there's no way he loses in 2020 lol), imagine how bigly he'll inflate his accomplishments.
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Feb 28, 2017 23:54
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ZombyDog posted:You know that when he's implying a false flag he means Obama, right? oh in that i case i totally get it. i too would try to gently caress trump in every way if i had the power of being retired and being the secret leader of a secret government secret cabal and the founder of isis. is loyalist in trumps vocabulary?
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tao of lmao posted:At the end of Trump's 2 terms (there's no way he loses in 2020 lol), imagine how bigly he'll inflate his accomplishments. Let's be honest though, what are the chances that both Trump and the US will survive until 2020? Something has to give.
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Romes128 posted:"One of you?" Lol The failing news media (fake) won't tell you that romes128 is a paid liberal protester. America wants more lols. SAD!!!!
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39123281quote:Mr Trump's 2018 budget blueprint reportedly includes a 37% spending cut for the State Department and US Agency for International Development (USAID). Read this and lol'd
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I bet you not a single dollar to Israel is cut though (since we count our military support of Israel budgetwise as "foreign aid" lmao).quote:Top Republican says Trump's budget plan 'dead on arrival' l m a o quote:"What's most disturbing about the cut to the State Department's budget is it shows a lack of understanding of what it takes to win the war," Senator Graham continued. l m a o
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jre posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39123281 strong, very strong lols
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Mar 1, 2017 00:15
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*Trump scrolls through facebook sees pocture of sad hobo with "why do we give money to other countries if there are homeless vets in the USA?" On it* *Trump nods sagely, and writes down 0.00 in the state department budget box* Lol.
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Mar 1, 2017 00:19
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reminder that Trump is scheduled to give a SOTU-like speech to a joint session of congress tonight so strap in cuz it'll be a doozy
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Mar 1, 2017 00:19
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I can't help but picture Obama as some malevolent spectral presence, a ghoulish zeitgeist pulling the strings and every single time Donald says or does something loving dumb, or he has people protesting his presidency, or he put too much ketchup on his steak, or his dick won't get hard it's because Obama was there, cackling madly in the ether. thanks obama!!!
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Mar 1, 2017 00:23
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Very much looking forward to the giant lols when Congress rejects Trump's first budget and he has a huge hissey fit
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Mar 1, 2017 00:25
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proof of concept posted:reminder that Trump is scheduled to give a SOTU-like speech to a joint session of congress tonight so strap in cuz it'll be a doozy Yeah, supposed to be 70-90 minutes or some poo poo like that. I can't imagine it will be anything other than a disaster because I don't think Donald can really read more than a sentence or two at a time, he'll cover that up with his (literally retarded-sounding) non-sequitors and assorted bullshit he's always spewing. On the downside, there won't be questions or anything but at the very least there's nothing he could potentially do that would make him seem presidential, much less presidential for OVER AN HOUR. That's literally impossible for a man who was never the sharpest tool in the shed and now seems to be suffering badly from dementia mixed with insane narcissism.
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Mar 1, 2017 00:27
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it's gonna be yuge odds he is just gonna go into some rant about how he won and the media is evil and the swamp?
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Mar 1, 2017 00:28
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I hope he goes off script immediately and I want to see the horror dawn on congressional faces when they realize this is the next hour and a half straight for them.
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Mar 1, 2017 00:34
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Moridin920 posted:it's gonna be yuge I'd give it at least 7 to 1 odds
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Mar 1, 2017 00:42
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bets on how long before he brings up his stunning electoral victory? i call 2 minutes in
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Mar 1, 2017 00:43
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I will say 3 He'll remember that he has to be a little more tactful and moderated for about two-and-a-half minutes before he slides into Crazy Town
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Mar 1, 2017 00:44
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bag em and tag em posted:I hope he goes off script immediately and I want to see the horror dawn on congressional faces when they realize this is the next hour and a half straight for them. I'll set the over/under on Trump staying with prepared remarks at 15 seconds. Also I give it one minute before the hand gestures start.
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Mar 1, 2017 00:47
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haljordan posted:I'll set the over/under on Trump staying with prepared remarks at 15 seconds. Also I give it one minute before the hand gestures start. The only thing those miniature hands are good for is jerking off tiny invisible men
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Mar 1, 2017 00:52
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It's kind of amazing to me that we've gone from Obama - someone who could deliver a prepared speech pretty well [I don't think he did as well off-the-cuff, but still did well enough] to... to this
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Mar 1, 2017 00:56
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Code Jockey posted:It's kind of amazing to me that we've gone from Obama - someone who could deliver a prepared speech pretty well [I don't think he did as well off-the-cuff, but still did well enough] to... to this Trump's inability to stay with one thought for more than eight seconds really doesn't help him in this arena either.
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Mar 1, 2017 00:58
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or just the general way he starts talking like a middle schooler once he is going Like, sooooo bad folks. SO BAD!
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Mar 1, 2017 00:59
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The endless repetition, like if he says "bad, very bad, very not good" he thinks it's somehow better than just saying "bad". He sounds like a second grader trying to fill out the word count of a homework assignment
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Mar 1, 2017 01:01
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It wouldn't be nearly as bad if he could just stick with the goddamned teleprompter but apparently that's asking too much.
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Mar 1, 2017 01:02
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haljordan posted:It wouldn't be nearly as bad if he could just stick with the goddamned teleprompter but apparently that's asking too much. I feel like I remember people being buttmad at Obama because "he's just reading the words off the screen!!!" https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/republicans-mock-obamas-teleprompter-use/2011/10/18/gIQA6hEivL_story.html lol yup quote:October 18, 2011 OBAAAAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it really was just bc he was black wasn't it? loving everyone uses a teleprompter.
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haljordan posted:It wouldn't be nearly as bad if he could just stick with the goddamned teleprompter but apparently that's asking too much. I honestly don't think he can read fast enough to do that, and when he does it's painfully obvious, he knows he looks like a child trying to understand a new word he read, so to avoid that he will go on his crazy tangents and there will be bountiful lols for us all
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Moridin920 posted:I feel like I remember people being buttmad at Obama because "he's just reading the words off the screen!!!" Yeah as if he invented that technology. At least he could put more than two sentences together.
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