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Skoora
Sep 29, 2009
Hmm, things seem to have mellowed since those turds receded back into their caves so I'll spice things up with my own contrarianism: Not only is trump fine (lol) but so is cutting off your dick and shoving up your own butt.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Actually I feel like that should only be done with professional oversight. Both the trump presidency and cutting you genitals off and loving yourself with them

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

I think this may be what you are looking for:

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=RDrfE9I8_hs&start1=0&video2=5ZAOj4Bqdec&start2=0&authorName=snoopsagan

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Da Share Z0ne is so good

And Trump is so bad

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

But they're both very very funny

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Buy toys from China!

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



A. Beaverhausen posted:

Buy toys from China!

CHINA!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007




quote:

One of the preachers in the hate group “Official Street Preachers” was arrested during the Southern Decadence parade Sunday.

Details of the arrest were unavailable but apparently he was seen by a state trooper assaulting a female parade bystander. The group came to New Orleans to disrupt Southern Decadence.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

If you're wearing a shirt that says PROLAPSED RECTUM, you're already gayer than anyone at a Pride Day parade.

HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug

I actually bought this phone case and dropped my phone the day after I put it on and the screen shattered :mad:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



That genuinely made me get up and dance

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Guess what he's gonna be getting in prison if those stereotypes are true!

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I was curious how many write-in votes that Bernie got, and fell into some prime LOLs.

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/article120384773.html

Near the bottom there are some really choice entries and notes. Here's my favorite, find and share yours:

quote:

The frustration of the voter who wrote in “Grilled-cheese sandwich” comes through, too.


Cartoon characters are still a popular protest vote, with Batman, Bugs Bunny, Donald Duck, Snoopy, Winnie-the-Pooh, Superman and Captain America among those receiving votes. But the king of cartoon write-ins remains Mickey Mouse, who received 43 votes in Wake, two more than Rand Paul.

▪ Celebrities are also popular protest votes, though voters scattered their picks widely. Adam Sandler, Chuck Norris, Lady Gaga, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Jerry Garcia, Bruce Springsteen and LeBron James all received just one vote each. Bill Murray got 5.

edit:

quote:

▪ One of the few celestial objects to receive a vote for president in Wake County, “Sweet Meteor O’Death,” also waged a satirical social media campaign for president, offering up an “extinction-level asteroid impact” as an alternative to Trump and Clinton. For one voter, that sounded like the best option.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

anglerfish posted:

I actually bought this phone case and dropped my phone the day after I put it on and the screen shattered :mad:

lol share z0ne'd

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

very christ-like

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2_9Wa5EzwM&t=6s

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Dizz posted:

Guess what he's gonna be getting in prison if those stereotypes are true!

uhhhhhh "need jesus"? I say he's going to get some need jesus... IN HIS BUTT. :colbert:

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/904813776033251328

Piiiiiiiissssssssssss

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
releasing the pee tape would be a big win for america

i mean oh nooo mr russian guy please dont release a tape of the POTUS whoring it up and getting golden shows i couldnt stand the embarrassment

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



Now that's the A+ lols this thread is for :discourse:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i think dornald trourmp might be a loving idiot guys

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:



:piss:

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

Chinatown posted:

i think dornald trourmp might be a loving idiot guys

why are you talking about random retards during a discussion about the president of the united states

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Rex-Goliath posted:

Now that's the A+ lols this thread is for :discourse:

Is this like Russian Glen Beck or something? lol

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

noo I haven't bought that scotch yet, chill guys

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Oh come on, they're just going to shill their books or whatever, like Assange.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Blast of Confetti posted:

releasing the pee tape would be a big win for america

i mean oh nooo mr russian guy please dont release a tape of the POTUS whoring it up and getting golden shows i couldnt stand the embarrassment

Really, at this point Putin has to know he's doing more damage by not releasing it than giving America what it's been longing for. I will give him Crimea and throw in Lithuania and Latvia if he releases the piss tape.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Piss tape real

I wonder how long before this guy turns up dead

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


The piss tape is real, and strong, and it is my friend.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/904866718039760896

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless



"3 out of 4 doctors think the other doctor is an idiot"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
looking forward to the Time Person Of The Year cover being the Piss Tape

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chinatown posted:

i think dornald trourmp might be a loving idiot guys

Interesting theory you got here. I'm going to do some research and get back to you.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

EugeneJ posted:



"3 out of 4 doctors think the other doctor is an idiot"

I would watch SNL again if Norm were brought back to hand Trump his rear end every week on weekend update

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

I've been outta the loop, somebody fill me in..

the entire point of the second houston trip was because he literally couldn't be bothered to appear compassionate and consoling? lol

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

I've been outta the loop, somebody fill me in..

the entire point of the second houston trip was because he literally couldn't be bothered to appear compassionate and consoling? lol

It appears he was not successful there, either.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Waffle House posted:

It appears he was not successful there, either.

Blood, stone, etc.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
Tuned out from the invasion of the megachuds, did I miss any good lols?

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warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

Chinatown posted:

looking forward to the Time Person Of The Year cover being the Piss Tape

It's a grainy screencap from the video but where the two streams unite on the bed they put a reflective panel so we can all see ourselves being pissed on

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