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shit is weak
May 17, 2008

Slaw doggin' it

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

I don't ID because I play to win, and if I take a draw then I am not winning. I don't care if I gain literally nothing material from winning I'll still play to win, because that's what I do.


That I don't win often is because I'm bad at the game.

Would you ID if it meant guaranteeing a spot in a GP top 8?

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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

ChromiumCrush posted:

Your potential pay out is tied directly to the resources you use to win or lose.
Tell that to the World Series of Poker, which has payouts based on final rank in the tournament rather than how many chips you possess.

MURPHAGATOR!
Apr 6, 2013

Another busy day at the
Fight House.
I legitimately dont understand how you are struggling with this so much. No ones saying its the same game when gambling or not gambling, all Im saying is that its very possible to enjoy it as a social activity rather than it as a gambling activity. Even really lovely games can make for good social activities. Stop being upset that people enjoy things for different reasons than you do.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

poo poo is weak posted:

Would you ID if it meant guaranteeing a spot in a GP top 8?

What part of "play to win" is hard to understand?

Besides, since my opponent probably wasn't expecting to play, as there'd be no benefit to it, they're preemptively tilted, even before I offer a handshake. :smug:

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Yawgmoth posted:

Tell that to the World Series of Poker, which has payouts based on final rank in the tournament rather than how many chips you possess.

And standing is determined by?

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received
I'm going to start signaling passing priority by offering handshakes, which will tilt my opponents so hard they'll play lands-in-front by accident, earning instant game losses.

When the play goes to Arena for streaming I'm basically hosed.

ChromiumCrush
Sep 6, 2010

Yawgmoth posted:

Tell that to the World Series of Poker, which has payouts based on final rank in the tournament rather than how many chips you possess.

And having what exactly determines final ranking?

(The answer is chips)

MURPHAGATOR! posted:

I legitimately dont understand how you are struggling with this so much. No ones saying its the same game when gambling or not gambling, all Im saying is that its very possible to enjoy it as a social activity rather than it as a gambling activity. Even really lovely games can make for good social activities. Stop being upset that people enjoy things for different reasons than you do.

Nobody is arguing that people can't come together, do something, and enjoy it. It's just that unlike Magic, or basically any other game, wagering something tangible and assessing risk/reward determines how you play. You can play magic without a life total but it doesn't really make sense.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

ItBreathes posted:

And standing is determined by?
Being the last person at the final table. Here's a big pile of words about it!

quote:

The rules are very similar to any other poker tournament. In exchange for their $10K buy-in, each player starts with a fixed amount of chips. Note that the chips are tournament chips and at this point do not have any cash value, even though they are often referred to in monetary terms. It's more correct to say a player has 30,000 chips (sometimes denoted T30K), rather than "30,000 dollars in chips".

Once play begins, players who lose all their chips (by going 'all-in' and losing), are eliminated from the tournament. As players are eliminated, tournament staff will move players around to different tables to keep things balanced (always having as many full or close to full tables as possible). Gradually, entire tables are eliminated. In order to force the action to move along at a steady pace, the blinds are gradually increased over the course of the tournament. Play continues in this manner until all but one player has been eliminated. The one remaining player is the champion, and wins first place prize money along with the famous WSOP bracelet.

So it doesn't matter if you have a million chips or a billion at the end, what matters is that you have chips and everyone else doesn't.

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Yawgmoth posted:

Same thing that is "on the line" in any game of kitchen table magic: the knowledge that you played the game well and the intrinsic rewards that a job well done gives you.
Are you totally incapable of understanding the concept of "chips are a resource, object is to get the most chips from other players, game offers multiple avenues to that end" without assigning said chips some value outside the game? That you can in fact just play the game and enjoy the strategy and competition of it all without someone winning/losing something of importance?
Ah, I see the answer is a resounding "no" then.

LOL I like how people are acting like I just don't UNDERSTAND the concept of playing for imaginary points, as though I haven't addressed it multiple times

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Let's do a thought experiment. Let's say you and I agree t play Monopoly using real bills in place of Monopoly money. Now tell me how you'll play exactly the same as you would if we were playing with fake money.

Corbeau
Sep 13, 2010

Jack of All Trades
I would play exactly the same way, which is to say I would flip the table rather than having to play monopoly.

Laopooh
Jul 15, 2000

admanb posted:

That's... not even remotely accurate. You can't pay more in to get more things to bet. You can't cash out of a game. Your pay out at the end isn't based on how many chips you have. Your buy in and your potential pay out are entirely disconnected from the resources you use to win or lose the event.

Dude, I just lurk this thread but I was moved to post by your idiocy. Do you fancy yourself a sharp minded individual? Are you being intentionally obtuse? Like, if this how you are normally then you either have no friends who are willing to break the news to you that you're really loving dumb or your friends are actually dumber than you are and in the land of the mentally deficient the amoeba-brained man is king. Jesus.

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Corbeau posted:

I would play exactly the same way, which is to say I would flip the table rather than having to play monopoly.

This is the right answer

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





Ate My Balls Redux posted:

Let's do a thought experiment. Let's say you and I agree t play Monopoly using real bills in place of Monopoly money. Now tell me how you'll play exactly the same as you would if we were playing with fake money.

I grab the weird monopoly box that is full of real bills and run away with it, because the money comes with the game :confused:

Edit: This is the worst derail since the last one.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




ItBreathes posted:

And standing is determined by?

order of elimination

ChromiumCrush
Sep 6, 2010

Lone Goat posted:

order of elimination

And losing what valueless, not tied to money at all object determines when you are eliminated?

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

LOL I like how people are acting like I just don't UNDERSTAND the concept of playing for imaginary points, as though I haven't addressed it multiple times

You clearly don't. Your point is that wagering is meaningless without there being value behind it, but you're unable to grasp the idea that both extrinsic reward and intrinsic reward are just forms of reward (and value), and if the reward is high enough you play as optimally as you can to get it. A $500 dollar cash game is just as meaningless for a billionaire as one with purely abstract chips. An abstract chip game can be just as intense for someone who cares a whole lot about winning. In that case they are wagering their chance to win the game, they're wagering their bragging rights.

If your point is that for many people winning in and of itself isn't enough reward, sure, w/e. But it doesn't change anything about the nature of the game, it just adds to the reward function. It's no different from MTG or any other game.

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wait are you saying people could play for imaginary points?!?!?

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Gambling addicts should just get one of those little computer blackjack or roulette handheld games, it's the same thing

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

Why even play poker if your life isn't at stake? If the chips are just worth money, who cares?

If there is nothing of value on the line, there's no reason to not play almost every hand.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
I mean most f2p mobile games share the same Skinner box design as slot machines

ChromiumCrush
Sep 6, 2010

Tom Clancy is Dead posted:


If your point is that for many people winning in and of itself isn't enough reward, sure, w/e. But it doesn't change anything about the nature of the game, it just adds to the reward function. It's no different from MTG or any other game.

Wagering does change the nature of the game. Wagering determines how you play every hand. It's tied to the strategic element of the game. The billionaire in your example isn't going to be playing the same game as most other people. It's like playing a Legacy deck against a Standard deck - are you really even going to try?

Tom Clancy is Dead posted:

If there is nothing of value on the line, there's no reason to not play almost every hand.

I know you are being sarcastic but, you're starting to get it.

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tom Clancy is Dead posted:

Why even play poker if your life isn't at stake? If the chips are just worth money, who cares?

If there is nothing of value on the line, there's no reason to not play almost every hand.

Doo doo doo just keep saying the same thing and ignore the points I made re: this

ChromiumCrush posted:

I know you are being sarcastic but, you're starting to get it.

I said it a while back, they are deliberately ignoring this

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

Again, you're just telling other people what they should value. That is always a losing proposition.

I've been in free games that have had way better play than games with $50 buy-in.

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

Doo doo doo just keep saying the same thing and ignore the points I made re: this

You have made no coherent points because you're unable to grasp that people can value winning or prestige or doing better than their friends, and can wager chips that represent fractional values of those.

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




Fiery Cannonade and Star of Extinction are the only red sweepers in Standard, correct? I want something to do early in Temur Reclamation, and Cannonade doesn't always get the job done.

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Somehow the guy above me gets it

Tom Clancy is Dead posted:

You have made no coherent points because you're unable to grasp that people can value winning or prestige or doing better than their friends, and can wager chips that represent fractional values of those.

Wait wait, are you saying people can play for NOTHING?

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




ChromiumCrush posted:

And losing what valueless, not tied to money at all object determines when you are eliminated?

uh i think they're called chips?

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

If you're not betting SOMETHING of value, you're not playing poker. People play completely differently when nothing is at stake because the wagering is a key factor. They play hands they shouldn't play, they stay in when they should cut "losses", etc.

This is a very good post that seems to have been lost in the shuffle because Tom Clancy keeps acting like it doesn't exist

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





So what do y'all think of rare redrafting?

Dehtraen
Jul 30, 2004

Keep the faith alive

Shadow225 posted:

Fiery Cannonade and Star of Extinction are the only red sweepers in Standard, correct? I want something to do early in Temur Reclamation, and Cannonade doesn't always get the job done.

If you are running guild gates Gates Ablaze is another one

Buffis
Apr 29, 2006

I paid for this
Fallen Rib
Well I won 5$ in store credit for going 3-1 at modern night tonight.
Clearly all games were played for this glorious reward.

Corbeau
Sep 13, 2010

Jack of All Trades
If one cannonade isn't enough, Expansion on Fiery Cannonade is a better answer than trying to run Gates Ablaze. Being sorcery speed is agony in a Reclamation deck.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
This is the dumbest derail yet.

Hoogland twitter talk was better than this.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Is 1 round of magic worth giving up like $200? If people would pay me to not play Magic I'd definitely do that. Like no matter how much you like magic, thats a stupid amount to gamble and if you play a lot of tournaments and understand how drawing works, you're pretty much just being obtuse to refuse it.

Edit: pre-emptive gently caress you, why not try paying me not to post.

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

If you're not betting SOMETHING of value, you're not playing poker. People play completely differently when nothing is at stake because the wagering is a key factor. They play hands they shouldn't play, they stay in when they should cut "losses", etc.

Tom Clancy is Dead posted:

people can value winning or prestige or doing better than their friends, and can wager chips that represent fractional values of those.

Edit: If you're trying to say that on average people play tighter when there are stakes, sure, that's true of any game. That isn't anything inherent to poker or it's wagering system. Most people play kitchen table Magic with genuinely dreadful decks. People playing Magic for monetary stakes, even without much success, are incredibly far towards the optimal by comparison.

You can also represent any decision making in anything as a wager.

Tom Clancy is Dead fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Mar 19, 2019

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Nephzinho posted:

So what do y'all think of rare redrafting?

Why don't I get to bet more rare picks or rare pick order when rare redrafting?

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tom Clancy is Dead posted:

Edit: If you're trying to say that on average people play tighter when there are stakes, sure, that's true of any game. That isn't anything inherent to poker or it's wagering system. Most people play kitchen table Magic with genuinely dreadful decks. People playing Magic for monetary stakes, even without much success, are incredibly far towards the optimal by comparison.

You can also represent any decision making in anything as a wager.

Yes, you could represent any decision making in anything as a wager if you didn't know what words mean

admanb
Jun 18, 2014

Laopooh posted:

Dude, I just lurk this thread but I was moved to post by your idiocy. Do you fancy yourself a sharp minded individual? Are you being intentionally obtuse? Like, if this how you are normally then you either have no friends who are willing to break the news to you that you're really loving dumb or your friends are actually dumber than you are and in the land of the mentally deficient the amoeba-brained man is king. Jesus.

You seem cool.

kalvanoo
Apr 29, 2018

look at this lil perv
what do u guys think about intentional draws to split prizes during tournaments

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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Sickening posted:

This is the dumbest derail yet.

Hoogland twitter talk was better than this.

Wow you're right, because this is literally just "Spike is the only true way to play" chat but somehow put on poker and complaining about money. It should have ended with:

Owlbear Camus posted:

this derail feels like a rejected bit from a tng episode where commander data asks riker why they play poker if there's no money anymore because they do space socialism and he chuckles and tries to explain feelings and the thrill of trying to read someone else's tells and stuff to the computer man.



Because if you can't understand why to play with no money you're a dumb robot man.

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