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Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
The wheel stands were awesome.
A few were funny, like the car flipping on it's roof, but the car at 8:40 doing a 4.47 second pass with it's front wheels off the ground most of the way was unbelievable.

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2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

VikingSkull posted:

here, have some random drag racing crashes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwRfHSKosP4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwRfHSKosP4#t=6m34s is incredible.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Remember, everyone else on the road is blind and stupid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_BJ19DqJbY&feature=related

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Fo3 posted:

The wheel stands were awesome.
A few were funny, like the car flipping on it's roof, but the car at 8:40 doing a 4.47 second pass with it's front wheels off the ground most of the way was unbelievable.

My favorite part is the crew member running and diving with a pan to catch oil from a broken car so his team doesn't get penalized for loving the track. That's dedication.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Do any of those cars have like Halon systems or anything? A nitrous oxide or methanol fire scares me more than anything else that could happen in an automobile crash.


Also, how come not one of the safety crew that ran out to any of the crashes had a fire extinguisher? I woulda thought they'd douse the whole car after a crash, like how they cover a plane in foam no matter what after ever crash landing. Like it seems like it'd be a lot easier to rinse of fire extinguisher stuff than to rinse of 3rd degree burns. Perhaps its a testament to the nature of their fuel cells.

whose tuggin fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Aug 15, 2011

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

2ndclasscitizen posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwRfHSKosP4#t=6m34s is incredible.

Haha yeah does he somehow get all 4 wheels off the ground there? Nuts.

Lord Gaga
May 9, 2010

The Scientist posted:

Do any of those cars have like Halon systems or anything? A nitrous oxide or methanol fire scares me more than anything else that could happen in an automobile crash.


Also, how come not one of the safety crew that ran out to any of the crashes had a fire extinguisher? I woulda thought they'd douse the whole car after a crash, like how they cover a plane in foam no matter what after ever crash landing. Like it seems like it'd be a lot easier to rinse of fire extinguisher stuff than to rinse of 3rd degree burns. Perhaps its a testament to the nature of their fuel cells.

A lot of them do have on board fire suppression systems. As far as I know though they aren't required until you get to cars running sub 7.5 second 1/4 miles. Halon is no longer allowed.

In many classes for slower or sometimes all cars a fire extinguisher is required to be mounted inside as well.

Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004

The Scientist posted:

Do any of those cars have like Halon systems or anything? A nitrous oxide or methanol fire scares me more than anything else that could happen in an automobile crash.


Also, how come not one of the safety crew that ran out to any of the crashes had a fire extinguisher? I woulda thought they'd douse the whole car after a crash, like how they cover a plane in foam no matter what after ever crash landing. Like it seems like it'd be a lot easier to rinse of fire extinguisher stuff than to rinse of 3rd degree burns. Perhaps its a testament to the nature of their fuel cells.

Unless the car is on fire during the crash, you won't really see them with an extinguisher. There's usually an ambulance and fire crew at one end of the strip, so unless the car is already burning it's more important to get the power off and driver out than it is to bring an extinguisher. It's way more important or a steward to always being an extinguisher in road racing since the emergency response may not get there for a few minutes depending on the track.

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-jammyozzy.gif"><br>Is that a challenge?

VikingSkull posted:

here, have some random drag racing crashes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwRfHSKosP4

You know, that Nova at 8:34 looks awfully familiar...

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.

angryhampster posted:

Remember, everyone else on the road is blind and stupid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_BJ19DqJbY&feature=related

loving Japanese drivers, ugh. They pull this sort of poo poo ALL THE loving TIME. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_BJ19DqJbY&t=2m34s The guy doesn't even care he almost ran over an elementary school student, just loving drives away.

Also, it's not really fair to say everyone since some of those aren't really the drivers fault, like the bus ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ou-aYa4hAw ) or the guy whose rear axle apparently fails and his wheel falls off or the guy who hit a huge oil patch.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgAcd0C9j-U

mutt2jeff
Oct 2, 2004
The one, the only....
The latest Ken Block Gymkhana. Pretty good, very campy and funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btViXvIDsi0&feature=youtu.be

Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp

Is it really so hard to not write a little about what the video is when you post it?

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

Valt posted:

Is it really so hard to not write a little about what the video is when you post it?

You've certainly picked up the slack there, haven't you?

It's a 1984 Dodge Omni commercial.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Viggen posted:

You've certainly picked up the slack there, haven't you?

It's a 1984 Dodge Omni commercial.

The wheels in that commercial rule.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Dodge - Built by A Child

Solar Coaster
Sep 2, 2009
Subaru Impreza being driven like an angry madman on this rally stage. Guy drives so fast the codriver has difficulties keeping up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq0kEVjRqow

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I feel this is an appropriate time for this commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZGwGFpjFxI


It's for the '85 Plymouth Duster

And the Daytona Turbo Z:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gztHZZnQLY

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Professor Bling posted:

I feel this is an appropriate time for this commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZGwGFpjFxI


It's for the '85 Plymouth Duster


This is my all-time favorite car commercial. It's too bad the car was a turd.

DELETED
Nov 14, 2004
Disgruntled
Even Datsun had awesome rear end commercials back in the 80s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NxnJYj0YcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWF-hH1nloo

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Is that really Billy Dee Williams like it posits in the comments?


Wow, GM totally stole slogan that a couple decades later.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
well that's what they get for pretending the Daytona was a Pontiac

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
sleeper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=c9yfaTlRA7w&feature=fvwp

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Related videos:

Actual flamethrowing cars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaq-CunVgcA

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

mutt2jeff posted:

The latest Ken Block Gymkhana. Pretty good, very campy and funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btViXvIDsi0&feature=youtu.be

Does anyone know if there's a Ford Fiesta version sold anywhere that's awd out of the box?

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
no.

the rally car drivetrain is completely different. they even put the motor in longitudenally.

jamal fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Aug 18, 2011

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Sweet. That's what I thought. So rally is now NASCAR.

the chic in psychic
Jun 18, 2005
U r Stinky Mcbutt mkay?

The Scientist posted:

Sweet. That's what I thought. So rally is now NASCAR.

Haha, no, its really not, Comparing Ken Blocks Rally-x car with an WRC car is retarded

Edit: http://www.omse.se/SIDORGB/undersidor/racecars%20ken%20block.html

There is the Gymkhana car, its very similar to the rally-x Fiestas we have here in Sweden, and they are built in my hometown.

the chic in psychic fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Aug 18, 2011

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

If AI had a racing league:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7ipFApsFec

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

angryhampster posted:

If AI had a racing league:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7ipFApsFec

What does the word "Achteruitrijden" mean?

DELETED
Nov 14, 2004
Disgruntled
Here it is with the appropriate soundtrack: http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=S7ipFApsFec

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005

The Scientist posted:

What does the word "Achteruitrijden" mean?
Reverse

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

Lowclock posted:

Reverse

nedjirtiurethcA?

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

the chic in psychic posted:

Haha, no, its really not, Comparing Ken Blocks Rally-x car with an WRC car is retarded

Edit: http://www.omse.se/SIDORGB/undersidor/racecars%20ken%20block.html

There is the Gymkhana car, its very similar to the rally-x Fiestas we have here in Sweden, and they are built in my hometown.

Block's fiesta is a wrc car, with a bigger turbo inlet.

the chic in psychic
Jun 18, 2005
U r Stinky Mcbutt mkay?

jamal posted:

Block's fiesta is a wrc car, with a bigger turbo inlet.

http://www.m-sport.co.uk/index.php/motorsport/the-rally-cars/ford-fiesta-rs-wrc
Not really?

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
Still pretty close. Block's chassis comes straight from m-sport, drivetrain is a bit different it seems. wrc has a 1.6l (built by the same place), and the transmissions are different.

http://www.motoiq.com/magazine_articles/articletype/articleview/articleid/2081/ken-blocks-gymkhana-4-four-video--ford-fiesta.aspx

Hello Spaceman
Jan 18, 2005

hop, skip, and jumpgate

jamal posted:

Still pretty close. Block's chassis comes straight from m-sport, drivetrain is a bit different it seems. wrc has a 1.6l (built by the same place), and the transmissions are different.

http://www.motoiq.com/magazine_articles/articletype/articleview/articleid/2081/ken-blocks-gymkhana-4-four-video--ford-fiesta.aspx

From "bigger turbo inlet" to "still pretty close" is a tall order when the car has:
a higher capacity engine
twice the horsepower
a different gearbox
many other non-WRC-compliant touches

Yup. Practically the same car. Like an M3 and a 320i.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
The setup is more Focus WRC than Fiesta WRC with the additional Fiesta Euro rallycross freedoms.

That being said, as long as the cage and suspension mounting points / whats in the homologation papers are respected (I would say that would be the case) it's not out of the question you could change the car back to Fiesta WRC spec. It's those parts that are nearly impossible to change over and thence if you respect the basic shell it can be WRC again - and for stage rally you do need to respect the cage homologation.

You can not change the cage and keep it's homologation, it has to be re-certified and that costs $$$$$ - you cant just weld in a design even if it complies with the standard patterns and materials. As a for instance, despite the fact I know the cage in my STI has a design flaw in it, it has a FIA homologation and that's critical, I cant weld in new poo poo. Even with the known flaw, as it's got the FIA number on it, it's allowed in any event that they allow my car.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Bring back proper homologation rules, I want to see at least 500 fire-spitting AWD turbo Fiestas etc. produced and sold to the general public.

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astropika
Jul 5, 2007
no, not really

KozmoNaut posted:

Bring back proper homologation rules, I want to see at least 500 fire-spitting AWD turbo Fiestas etc. produced and sold to the general public.

I don't think manufacturers give enough of a poo poo about rally to make that work.

Homologation versions aren't that close to the rally car, no anti-lag and usually tuned to half the HP or under (not that that is much of an impediment).

astropika fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Aug 18, 2011

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