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the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

one of those accounts that I feel bad for laughing at but this tweet is a delight

https://twitter.com/FiveDollarTexts/status/618249394056495105?s=20

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The Freight Train is a delightful person.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Then why did John Cena say he was scared of him?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Jerusalem posted:

Then why did John Cena say he was scared of him?

Is Freight Train Albanian?

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Is Freight Train Albanian?

No Cena is, Freight Train must be Serbian

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

why did several of you start acting like jerks toward someone because they don't like a crazay Joker gimmick? Interesting stuff. How old are you btw?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Jerusalem posted:

Then why did John Cena say he was scared of him?

John Cena only hates two things; Freight Train and Serbia

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

*casually drops to the ground and starts screaming my head off, then runs away, giving myself goosebumps because i love amazing pro wrestling characters unlike the 40 year old bros who are younger than me*

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm sorry. Don't respond to me at all. I'm sorry about what i've said. I'm afraid of others

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




when you turn 40 years old you leave neverland and become an adult, and that means having a mild difference of opinion about a particularly aggressive and flamboyant personality. also 40 years old is a state of mind and not an amount of time. a state of mind everyone in this thread is in because you post on something awful in 2020

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Man, goons are really sensitive about their age. Here's some content.

https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/1312523313973882880

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I'm 34 and really hope this forum survives long enough so I can be old like 95 talking about AEW's 60th anniversary and saying stuff like man remember WWE it sure was poo poo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shard posted:

saying stuff like man remember WWE

And people saying,"No?" and then everybody sighing with relief.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Please. Vince will still be alive then.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kirios posted:

Please. Vince will still be alive then.

Yes but he'll be locked up in stately Xanadu, producing shows that only he watches, having finally achieved his dream of the perfect audience.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I know the post passed us by but LIJ, but especially Sanada are the complete opposite of theater kid energy. Danhausen is the annoying theater kid. Sanada is hot and cool, and Hiromu is an absolute insane nut job. He rules.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Ospreay is theater kid energy, Hiromu is Myspace kid energy

Atillo
Jan 9, 2007

The_Rob posted:

I know the post passed us by but LIJ, but especially Sanada are the complete opposite of theater kid energy. Danhausen is the annoying theater kid. Sanada is hot and cool, and Hiromu is an absolute insane nut job. He rules.

LIJ are overgrown teenage misfits:
- Naito is the guy who thinks he is way funnier than he is
- Sanada is the guy who somehow finds a guitar at every party
- Evil was the goth
- Shingo owns at least one katana and won't shut up about the samurai code
- Hiromu is arty punk dude
- Bushi tags along and nobody has the heart to tell him to go away

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

No I'm right

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Kirios posted:

Please. Vince will still be alive then.

The signs are already here

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/alex_navarro/status/1197350250316480512

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/ShinsukeN/status/1312564337479999489

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Atillo posted:

- Sanada is the guy who somehow finds a guitar at every party

He can't play it, but he doesn't have to, he just knows he looks good carrying it around.

Also:

https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1312405156454002689

Mullets, guns and pro-wrestlers: the 1990s.

I think this might be the same tour Lance mentioned on F4W recently where a heel was doing his usual schtick on the entrance ramp when a security guard pulled a gun on him to keep him from interfering :stare:


The elbow patches :vince:

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

https://twitter.com/JPWARHORSE/status/1312584969680834560

no idea what he's talking about, no siree

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I think this might be the same tour Lance mentioned on F4W recently where a heel was doing his usual schtick on the entrance ramp when a security guard pulled a gun on him to keep him from interfering :stare:

Yeah this has to be the same thing he mentioned as the most afraid he's been in his pro wrestling career.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Alaois posted:

i don't like the tongue thing he should stop doing the tongue thing

Ok, hear me out...what if he pointed at his head at the same time?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

StarkRavingMad posted:

Ok, hear me out...what if he pointed at his head at the same time?

see now we're getting somewhere

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/HolyMadelineENG/status/1312509039205466115?s=19

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Dango Bango posted:

Yeah this has to be the same thing he mentioned as the most afraid he's been in his pro wrestling career.

I know you gotta take work where you can at that point in your career but I think a rule should probably be 'don't travel to the Middle East or Africa for work'. Mick Foley's story of working with Power Uti was similar. Actually Ric Flair's story of working in the Dominican Republic (or Puerto Rico) wasn't that different.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

If you listen to like any Piper interview he'll tell you a hundred fans pulled a knife on him every single day in Puerto Rico. He could be telling a story about a donut shop in Germany and it will still have a part where a bunch of Puerto Rican fans tried to stab him to death for being a heel.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Spoiler - it is.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

CobiWann posted:

Spoiler - it is.
I have no idea what this is or means.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

It's the building they use to film Porn for Kink.com, a site known for very depraved pornography like Bound Gangbangs, rear end Stuffing, Piss, gently caress Machines, Public Disgrace, and more!

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

rear end Stuffings

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

yea ok posted:

It's the building they use to film Porn for Kink.com, a site known for very depraved pornography like Bound Gangbangs, rear end Stuffing, Piss, gently caress Machines, Public Disgrace, and more!

sounds like a good place to set up a thunderdome

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Tato posted:

sounds like a good place to set up a thunderdome
Nah too much dignity and not enough knee destruction

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Spiderdrake posted:

Nah too much dignity and not enough knee destruction

Wait where do they film Knee Destruction?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Lumbermouth posted:

Wait where do they film Knee Destruction?

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ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Russian Institute innit

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