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Numerical Anxiety
Sep 2, 2011

Hello.

Geshtal posted:

Why exclude half of Indonesia?

Because if you go by plate tectonics, that bit is Australia, not Asia. A geologically precise map.

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Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Philiphines is somewhat like Greece. Is a Mediterranean country.

Ciprus is the country more similar to USA.

The Caspian sea is the area of the world more similar to Lake Michigan.

Half of Michigan is underwater.

Michigan is a peninsula, like Spain, Italy, Florida or Greece.

The Vikings renamed Eboracum to Jorvik, with means wild boar creek. New York means "New Wild Boar Creek".

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
The Saxons called Eboracum Eoforwic, which the Norse couldn't pronounce so they called it Jorvik.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
English would be cooler if Harald Hardråde won, imo

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

English would be cooler if Harald Hardråde won, imo

The Yorkshire dialect has a bunch of Norse influence.
https://www.viking.no/the-viking-travels/jorvik-york/yorkshire-dialect-words-of-old-norse-origin/

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



please, its Jórvík

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Carthag Tuek posted:

please, its Jórvík

Not since Stamford Bridge

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
After Hastings the city became Yorque

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

English would be cooler if Harald Hardråde won, imo

The Lloyds Bank coprolite on the money instead of King Charles III

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Optimally loaded maps

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


Wow Baltic disunity

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
We all know the only reason prostitution is illegal in France is because they want the extra spice of it being illegal.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice
The only punishment on the books is public spanking.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011



HisMajestyBOB posted:

The only punishment on the books is public spanking.

More of a Singapore thing.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I hope there's some system at the Golden Bell to keep the Royals away from Baby Park and also stop them just going via Mario Circuit

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Is there a roller coaster in Greenland, or is it being counted as part of Denmark in this map?

Finding it hard to find the answer on Google because there are apparently multiple theme parks and roller coasters called "Greenland" across the globe.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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There’s no way that Greenland has a rollercoaster, but the mapmaker is inconsistent, e.g. with the treatment of Puerto Rico.

Content:

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 06:32 on May 1, 2023

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

I'm going to trust this interactive map more, which claims that Greenland does not have a roller coaster, and for what else is worth neither does Madagascar.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Why the gently caress are Kiwis and Papuans studying Spanish?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Kenning posted:

Why the gently caress are Kiwis and Papuans studying Spanish?

Small sample size, presumably.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Kenning posted:

Why the gently caress are Kiwis and Papuans studying Spanish?

Why not

They already speak English and Spanish is the next natural language in terms of usefulness if you aren't going to venture outside of the Indo-European family.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’m surprised that no one is studying Chinese.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Platystemon posted:

I’m surprised that no one is studying Chinese.

It's common knowledge that you use HelloChinese for that.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

Grevling posted:

It's common knowledge that you use HelloChinese for that.

"common knowledge" huh

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
The Nordics being all "yeah, yeah, we already know English"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Kennel posted:

The Nordics being all "yeah, yeah, we already know English"

They don’t know Swedish though.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Platystemon posted:

They don’t know Swedish though.

Swedes don't know Swedish is the fact I would take away from this map.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Guavanaut posted:

Most interesting thing is the difference between the 1920s nonsense and 2020s nonsense, like the assumption that Africa is 'naturally' split into British and European spheres
It appears again.

British Africa is where you study French, European Africa is where you study English.

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Torrannor posted:

Swedes don't know Swedish is the fact I would take away from this map.

It's refugees trying to learn the language of their new home country.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

In fact, I was wondering if this map was fabricated by some Swedish conservative, to make a point about "all them for'ners who don't even speak the lingo"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
"And the rest of Scandinavia is full of Spaniards leering across our border."

Napoleon Nelson
Nov 8, 2012


Carbon dioxide posted:

In fact, I was wondering if this map was fabricated by some Swedish conservative, to make a point about "all them for'ners who don't even speak the lingo"

The Swedish-in-Sweden fact shows up on a Duolingo loading screen

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Kennel posted:

The Nordics being all "yeah, yeah, we already know English"

Same but the Philippines. Gotta learn Korean to get the K-drama and Kpop at its source

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Guavanaut posted:

"And the rest of Scandinavia is full of Spaniards leering across our border."

Pretty sure they already speak Spanish though?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
No, they're foreign Spaniards, that's why they're all learning it on Duolingo.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

It’s quite the accomplishment that Mexico’s dong isn’t the highlight of this map.

I refer, of course, to Australia’s Dutch angle.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Turning New Guinea into New Zeland [sic] is an inspired choice.

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
If that's South Korea then where's North Korea

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