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Dapper_Swindler posted:it will be down in a week. the left and the alt right will troll it to pieces. That or like the Tea Party one, begging users for handouts to stay up.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 00:16 |
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CommieGIR posted:That or like the Tea Party one, begging users for handouts to stay up. Who was that dude where goons made a profile for his hat?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 00:39 |
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Dilbertman posted:For over a year now I have been blogging about Trump’s talent for persuasion, and that gives people the impression that I prefer him as my president. That is not the case. I’ll tell you why at the end of this post. At least he can admit that as a rich white straight male, he'll be perfectly comfortable no matter who wins.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 03:37 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:At least he can admit that as a rich white straight male, he'll be perfectly comfortable no matter who wins. Honestly, Adams at least admits from time to time that things like confirmation bias are real and might affect him. He doesn't really come to any correct conclusions from this fact and actually makes stupid arguments on the basis of it, but that still demonstrates a level of self-awareness that towers above most right-wingers posted in this thread. His bullshit is still hilarious so I'm glad people post it here.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 03:44 |
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I hope he goes nuts when Trump loses, but I think he's just an rear end in a top hat and nothing affects him.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 12:06 |
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I'm hoping for an irl Dilbert 3. With Adams and Glenn Beck. Adams:"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you I always loved you."
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 12:14 |
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It's figures that Scott Adams is the kind of affluent white idiot "hey blacks vote for me, what have you got to lose" would work on. And for a self-styled master of persuasion, Adams' "I prefer Hillary because she's terrible for the country and only benefits rich people like me. Preferring Trump, which I don't, would be an act of virtuous selflessness on my part" is transparent as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Sep 20, 2016 |
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VitalSigns posted:And for a self-styled master of persuasion, Adams' "I prefer Hillary because she's terrible for the country and only benefits rich people like me, someone like me would prefer Trump as an act of selfless compassion for the poor" is transparent as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 12:27 |
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Wang_Tang posted:So there may be a new Reaganbook on the horizon. These guys are pretty great. quote:Freedom https://www.codias.com/company posted:
It's a loving conservative safe space. NO, WE ARE WARRIORS! What We Believe posted:POLITICAL STATES EXIST TO SECURE NATURAL RIGHTS. E: Ahahahahaha! When you go to sign up, they make you swear an oath. HackensackBackpack fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Sep 20, 2016 |
# ? Sep 20, 2016 13:11 |
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Leofish posted:E: Ahahahahaha! When you go to sign up, they make you swear an oath. At last, the empty rituals of patriotism and EULAs, together as one.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 13:21 |
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Kilroy posted:Wait, was he dunking on trickle-down ec right there? Isn't that blasphemy? historically he would not fit in with most hard right stereotypes. his whole career was based on bashing the american workplace and its inherent stupidity. this whole right wing shill stuff is relatively new so he probably still is not in lockstep with stuff like trickle down economics.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 13:28 |
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Drudge being classy AF
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 14:29 |
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Goatman Sacks posted:Drudge being classy AF I'm almost impressed that Drudge can continue to surprise me.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 14:31 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:At least he can admit that as a rich white straight male, he'll be perfectly comfortable no matter who wins. I think it's bullshit that he believes Trump has never had a drink in his life
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 14:33 |
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quote:We have no way to predict whether Clinton or Trump would end up being the right match for an unpredictable future. This is the sentence that makes me the angriest. He sounds like a rich white teenager.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 14:53 |
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MokBa posted:This is the sentence that makes me the angriest. He sounds like a rich white teenager. Plus if he's coming out and saying all predictions are worthless then what's with his making predictions for like the last year straight?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:08 |
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VitalSigns posted:So nothing a Republican politician does can be racist if it helps win elections, cool thanks Dilbert. This was their reasoning in NC when they redrew districts and rewrote voting schedules to (conveniently) exclude minorities. They said they were targeting Democrats, not blacks. "Huge difference! It's not racist if it's political!" Fortunately the higher courts disagreed.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:51 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:I think it's bullshit that he believes Trump has never had a drink in his life Eh, considering Trump's brother died from alcoholism and he's been pretty vocal about not drinking, I'll believe Trump has never had a drink in his life. Illegal drugs I'm not so sure about.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:58 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:I think it's bullshit that he believes Trump has never had a drink in his life It's really easy. Alcohol tastes and smells awful until you get used to it (I assume, I've never gotten used to it). Plus it's way cheaper.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:29 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:Eh, considering Trump's brother died from alcoholism and he's been pretty vocal about not drinking, I'll believe Trump has never had a drink in his life. Here is cracking a beer at Wrestlemania. It also happens to be my favorite picture ever. Totally looks like a guy who never drinks He's maybe not a heavy drinker, but like most things that come out of his mouth, his "never having a drink in his life" is bullshit. Dirt fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Sep 20, 2016 |
# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:33 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:At least he can admit that as a rich white straight male, he'll be perfectly comfortable no matter who wins. So he basically admits Trump is dangerous, but respects him because as a fellow egotistical rich white guy, he doesn't mind the risk? Then he goes to claim that Trump "has control over his ego"? Did he just stop thinking entirely years ago?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:33 |
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How have I never seen this before
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:54 |
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That's uh, that's not him e: oh I guess it is. Doesn't matter woke wedding drone fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Sep 20, 2016 |
# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:00 |
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I was almost positive that's been posted in another thread and it was proven to be an impersonator but for the life of me I can't remember where that was.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:07 |
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It's photoshopped to make him look fatter and more orange Original
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTtfVOyVsf0 here it is as it happened
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:19 |
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Knight posted:It's photoshopped to make him look fatter and more orange I feel cheated but somehow the natural one is even worse. Probably because I've seen the guy's plastered nearly everywhere for the last 1.5 years.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:40 |
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anonumos posted:This was their reasoning in NC when they redrew districts and rewrote voting schedules to (conveniently) exclude minorities. They said they were targeting Democrats, not blacks. "Huge difference! It's not racist if it's political!" Didn't the court cite the Daily Show clip of that dumb nazi that said that?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:07 |
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I think it's cool we're gonna have a president with a victory at Wrestlemania and if you're not down with that I got two words for ya. build the wall
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:16 |
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I cannot trust a man to be a president when he takes a stunner that poorly.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:23 |
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:I think it's cool we're gonna have a president with a victory at Wrestlemania and if you're not down with that I got two words for ya. Man, am I a horrible person for wanting Obama to show up/be written into a wrestling show once he returns to Private Citizen Obama. As in he comes through the tunnel of fireworks and is introduced as "B-Rock the Islamic Shocker" just to make people's heads explode?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:04 |
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Alkydere posted:Man, am I a horrible person for wanting Obama to show up/be written into a wrestling show once he returns to Private Citizen Obama. As in he comes through the tunnel of fireworks and is introduced as "B-Rock the Islamic Shocker" just to make people's heads explode? Obama and John Cena settle the birther conspiracy once and for all with a disgraced loser Trump in the ring.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:05 |
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Lightning Knight posted:Obama and John Cena settle the birther conspiracy once and for all with a disgraced loser Trump in the ring. Man, you know that WWE Obama will be a heel and revealed to have helped steal the election from Trump to rule in secret.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:23 |
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:I think it's cool we're gonna have a president with a victory at Wrestlemania and if you're not down with that I got two words for ya. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUJzj4DXHYE
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:26 |
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Alkydere posted:Man, am I a horrible person for wanting Obama to show up/be written into a wrestling show once he returns to Private Citizen Obama. As in he comes through the tunnel of fireworks and is introduced as "B-Rock the Islamic Shocker" just to make people's heads explode? Yes, you should want Hillary to ban wrestling.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:57 |
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Leofish posted:These guys are pretty great. I read it as "I swear, man, this loving thing."
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:10 |
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Alkydere posted:Man, am I a horrible person for wanting Obama to show up/be written into a wrestling show once he returns to Private Citizen Obama. As in he comes through the tunnel of fireworks and is introduced as "B-Rock the Islamic Shocker" just to make people's heads explode? He's the new Screaming Sheik.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:41 |
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Mister Macys posted:It can't be white pride, it fails the "What's up, my _____?" test. What up, my chicanos
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 22:46 |
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What up, my crackers
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Whaddup mah nilllas
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