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Alucard Nacirema
Apr 22, 2008

by exmarx

reallivedinosaur posted:

They also had jobs at 13 and were expected to pitch in to keep the family homestead running, in an age when chores were done by hand and people had to preserve food to get through the winter, mend their own clothes, etc.

About a week ago I heard a 31 year old coworker complain that his mom brought home the wrong kind of dipping sauce for his McNuggets. I can't even believe he could have said that out loud in front of adults in a professional job office without any sense of self awareness or shred of shame.

Why is this so bad? Why would I go get my own place when I can save money by living at home and use the money that would have been spent on rent & groceries buying comic books? Y'all just jelly that we are the first generation that thought of this!

Who is to say we won't pitch in around the family homestead and do chores? Most of us look up to Luke Skywalker anyway

Alucard Nacirema fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Feb 18, 2016

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Phil Moscowitz posted:

probably because they are ripped grizzled dudes who actually should have beards and not dudes like this


$5 says that bag is from Hot Topic and another $5 says he calls the sigil of baphomet design on it a pentagram

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
oh wow look at this guy he can distinguish a penatram from a single of baphomet must be a mason

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
The symbol is actually a lot more obscure than that, you guys have probably never heard of it.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

nomadologique posted:

oh wow look at this guy he can distinguish a penatram from a single of baphomet must be a mason
no i'm just an edgy teenager who listens to too much metal

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

nomadologique posted:

oh wow look at this guy he can distinguish a penatram from a single of baphomet must be a mason

He's rightfully upset about the appropriation of his faggy wiccan culture by hot topic, like the goth kids/vamp kids episode of south park.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

reallivedinosaur posted:

He's rightfully upset about the appropriation of his faggy wiccan culture by hot topic, like the goth kids/vamp kids episode of south park.

Pretty much this, per-se.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Phil Moscowitz posted:

probably because they are ripped grizzled dudes who actually should have beards and not dudes like this



A bearded lady of the modern day, lmfao.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

reallivedinosaur posted:

He's rightfully upset about the appropriation of his faggy wiccan culture by hot topic, like the goth kids/vamp kids episode of south park.
there's actually a group of Wiccans on campus that will get infuriated if you so much confuse them with Pagans. they're also all Tumblristas, because of course.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
http://news.sky.com/story/1643996/dolphin-dies-being-passed-around-for-selfies

Dolphin dies after being passed round for selfies :smith:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

that dolphin probably would have accomplished more in life than most of the people in the pictures ever will

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





It's not just any dolphin, but a threatened species with around 30,000 remaining.

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
i have to admit that pic of the satan tote crust punk makes me really embarrassed for my generation

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

MAYO FETISH posted:

i have to admit that pic of the satan tote crust punk makes me really embarrassed for my generation
whose rereg are you

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
you have never seen a crust punk

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

nomadologique posted:

you have never seen a crust punk
crust punks are nastyass MOFOs but you gotta love them anyways, they're just so charismatic

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

symbolic posted:

whose rereg are you

its me jonpop

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
actually no my fav poster is twoworlds im twoworlds

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
here are crust punks



they only ever wear green brown black or red, 50% of them have dogs, and you can often see them standing at busy city intersections begging for money for the train/bus, often w a sign that says "NEW IN TOWN NEED $$ TO LEAVE"

you can usually smell them before you see them, if they're on th emove they have huge backpacks, and they never travel alone

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
i want to eat that girl on the right's rear end

i want to eat crust punk rear end

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

So hobos

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i once saw a man, a genuinely homeless man, not one of these youths homeless by choice as a rejection of the capitalist system on which they continue to feed, SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS at a homeless woman in the subway that he wanted to eat her rear end

over and over he screamed this

GIMME SOME OF THT AASS

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

except that hobos know that the shelters won't let you in w/ an animal

so squatter hobos


and in new orleans the ones who have a well-off family and/or trust fund are called fauxbeaus

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Here's what I don't get. You don't actually have to rub the dirt into your face if you're homeless. :shrug:

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.


No, hobos work.

Those are bums.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

a happy snowman posted:

No, hobos work.

Those are bums.

or gutter trash

esp when they have extensive facial tattoos

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
We had the crust punk "squeegee kids" in the 90s in Toronto. Middle class white kids from Vaughan or wherever who want to play homeless for the day and would smear piss on your car at intersections and threaten you if you didn't give them a dollar for it.

The city had to pass specially crafted laws to get rid of them while at the same time not gently caress over actual legit homeless people.

All the thrill and adventure of the hobo life without the hobo life.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

nomadologique posted:

i once saw a man, a genuinely homeless man, not one of these youths homeless by choice as a rejection of the capitalist system on which they continue to feed, SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS at a homeless woman in the subway that he wanted to eat her rear end

over and over he screamed this

GIMME SOME OF THT AASS

Dont leave us hangin

Did he eat that rear end

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
theres a niche of porn that doest exist. hobo amateur porn


please dont prove me wrong

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Tech Bubble Burst Round 2 can't come soon enough!

I'm docking a couple of points for her use of tech bros, though. 7/10

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
what would be a suitable way to die as a millennial?

1. live pay check to paycheck just to meet ends meet and feed your 3 malnourish children. watching as your wife comes bac home in the early dawn after whoring herself out on the streets to try and help the family make their bills that month before you finally succumb to a easily preventable, anticipated for decades diabetes crisis

2. being forced to dance endlessly, forever to DJ Alice's Better Off Alone in a gaudy LED dance floor while hot chicks constantly move away from you when you try to grind up on them. finally you die after your feet are boogied to the raw bone

3. in your parents house where you, after yeras of habit and black apathy, have a morning routine of shoving your mom's daily 19 cheetos + a banana meal in to her long since dead mouth and you spend the rest of the day browsing the internet for the latest dank memes as the world outside and the world within your desolate heart crumbles piece by piece

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

MAYO FETISH posted:

what would be a suitable way to die as a millennial?

1. live pay check to paycheck just to meet ends meet and feed your 3 malnourish children. watching as your wife comes bac home in the early dawn after whoring herself out on the streets to try and help the family make their bills that month before you finally succumb to a easily preventable, anticipated for decades diabetes crisis

2. being forced to dance endlessly, forever to DJ Alice's Better Off Alone in a gaudy LED dance floor while hot chicks constantly move away from you when you try to grind up on them. finally you die after your feet are boogied to the raw bone

3. in your parents house where you, after yeras of habit and black apathy, have a morning routine of shoving your mom's daily 19 cheetos + a banana meal in to her long since dead mouth and you spend the rest of the day browsing the internet for the latest dank memes as the world outside and the world within your desolate heart crumbles piece by piece

what the

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
just asking for a friend

(not a millennial myself)

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Tech Bubble Burst Round 2 can't come soon enough!

I'm docking a couple of points for her use of tech bros, though. 7/10

thx for the facebook reshare

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Would it be better if it died without being passed around for selfies? It seems like it was dying anyways.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I just want everyone to go gently caress themselves because I found out that I'm a milennial.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

nomadologique posted:

incredible schnozz from teh side, unremarkable schnozz from teh front

nice catch

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
look at that honker

i'd like to play big band on that

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



notZaar posted:

Would it be better if it died without being passed around for selfies? It seems like it was dying anyways.

are you a loving idiot

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Blacktoll posted:

I just want everyone to go gently caress themselves because I found out that I'm a milennial.

:getin:

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