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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Lemming posted:

How scared of Virginia should I be, because Im very

for the fifth time itt

the big hillary-friendly areas are counted later

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 03:19

Zathril: Nov 12, 2011

Enjoying blue TX and MS while they last.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Virginia

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

SuperDucky: May 13, 2007; by exmarx

WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Are we all dead

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

Former Everything posted:

Kentucky is hosed. We elected a dipshit carpet bagging trump-lite in Matt Bevin (who still hasn't released his tax returns, btw) in 2014 and now the 100 year Democratic State House is likely to have a Republican majority.

This state is hosed and these sister-loving mouth breathers deserve to eat loving coal, get cancer and die in writhing pain without basic medical care. Just keep pumping these toothless diabetic fuckstains full of opiates and maybe we can get overdose deaths to outpace the teen birth rate and kill off this loving disease.

Our state government has been shockingly competent for so long and it's all about to collapse so fast.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

arkansas noooooooo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Virginia should be in the bag because they count NOVA last.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Karl Rove is on hand today on FNC. Yes

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Majestic: Mar 19, 2004; Don't listen to us!

We're fuckwits!!

She's not getting Texas any more than Trump is getting Rhode Island, stop being dumb.

The Florida/Virginia thing is a little more anxiety inducing though.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

Holy poo poo the NYT site is like a live action Arzymeter

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

How the gently caress is it a KEY RACE ALERT that these races are still too early to call, Wolf?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

freaking about VA is basically identical to posting "this is my first election"

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

god drat people did you just start following this thread when it comes to freaking about VA

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

BeOSPOS posted:

holy crap if TX goes blue or is a close call omg omg

It already is a close call. At least for McCain and Romney, it was already called by now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Zathril posted:

Enjoying blue TX and MS while they last.

Once houston chimes in it will turn red big time

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

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blue squares posted:

Karl Rove is on hand today on FNC. Yes

cmon rove give us a sequel

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

How many pundits are going nuts over Vigo County

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

haahaha you stupid fuckers might just do it. god loving dammit

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:33

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

Lemming posted:

How scared of Virginia should I be, because Im very

Virginia literally always breaks late. The northern coutnies always report late. Don't be worried at all.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:33

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

milk is good, arzying bad.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

nerve posted:

freaking about VA is basically identical to posting "this is my first election"

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

Jazerus posted:

not at all dude

it's solid blue

Not according to the Guardian, not at all :confused:

What the gently caress maps are people looking at?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:33

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Bryter posted:

How the gently caress is it a KEY RACE ALERT that these races are still too early to call, Wolf?

turn
off
cnn

its not our fault you dont listen

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

why's everyone harshing on milk itt

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:33

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I am freaking the gently caress out about Florida though.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010; Can't post for 5 minutes!

The time for blurry cat pics is over

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

so guys is OH actually gonna go dem or is it just a mirage

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

please probate all the dumbshit posters who don't know how NOVA works in VA

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:33

Celery Jello: Mar 21, 2005; Slippery Tilde

blue squares posted:

Karl Rove is on hand today on FNC. Yes

Why would anyone let him near a mic on election night after 2012

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:33

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/796162942815399936

no surprise

Enjoy your 4 years of nothing.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

blue squares posted:

gently caress the world

Relax, the House was never really on the table.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:33

Ron Paul Atreides: Apr 19, 2012; Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

don't gently caress this up America

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:33

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

mannerup posted:

cmon rove give us a sequel

sadly, Rove almost certainly hates Donald Trump and won't be emotionally invested in him

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:33

JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Gary Johnson and Jill Stein should be banished

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

RocktheCaulk posted:

I am freaking the gently caress out about Florida though.

Same, but I also live in the state

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:33

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬