NotWearingPants posted:Meet the Secretary of the Broward County (Ft Lauderdale, Fl.) Republican party: "I did nothing wrong" LOL
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:08 |
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I'm looking forward to the President Kid Rock thread where we get to remember that the president of the united states once rhymed "things" with "things" in a grammy-nominated hit single that sampled Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London lol bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Sep 11, 2017 |
# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:16 |
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I look forward to Kid Rock's extremely defensive, profanity-laced withdrawal from whatever race he may or may not enter.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:20 |
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And the subsequent album release, "KID ROCK GOES TO WASHINGTON"
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:21 |
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NotWearingPants posted:Meet the Secretary of the Broward County (Ft Lauderdale, Fl.) Republican party: “I did nothing wrong and I was elected." Hey yo can someone "do nothing wrong" with a hammer to this guy?
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:26 |
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So, I'm sick, right? Fluid in the lungs and all that poo poo. And they say laughter is the best medicine. So, here I am, waiting for my daily LOLs ration from POTUS2S, and nothing. Nothing. Man, he never fails to disappoint. Time to hit up those "Best Of" posts.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:26 |
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Catastrophe posted:“I did nothing wrong and I was elected." What if he really did nothing wrong? What if he hit a girl with a hammer 40 times and it really was self-defence the whole time? What a pissboy he must be.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:29 |
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tbh im in favour of kid rock for senate/president on the basis of securing future sources of lols
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:30 |
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I bet I could defend myself from a teenage girl with fewer than a dozen hammer strikes. What a weakling.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:30 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Kid Rock lyrics Part 1 At least he asked for consent before grabbing her tits.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:31 |
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Not even beauty pageants are a safe space for Simple Don anymore https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/907083544303869952
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:33 |
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Oh god, all these terrible Kid Rock lyrics... Can we bring back the MAGA chuds now? It's gotta be better than "I'm here and it's clear I'm gonna flow so yo black Just get on up or yo get the bozak Cuz it ain't Kojak or Dr. Suess"
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:35 |
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can't bring maga chuds back this is a real swallowed a spider to catch the fly situation and the only way to end the kid rock menace is clear: the insane clown posse must run for office
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:37 |
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To be fair I think kid rocks lyrics are meant at least partially for comedic value (not that im a fan) however im not sure how seriously such an individual could be taken as a real life politician. But ... thinking about it you guys have had Ronald Reagen, Jesse "The Body" Ventura and Donald Trump now so anything goes I guess. lol
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:39 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:Not even beauty pageants are a safe space for Simple Don anymore Make me safe from white supremacy. Only Donald Trump can do this
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:39 |
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I welcome are chud tards with open arms. Laughing at them is the only thing that brings me joy. It only works if I know they're watching.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KnAzpi4avo Loolll
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:40 |
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whip posted:Make me safe from white supremacy. Only Donald Trump can do this Honestly, that's the best answer she can give and still stay in the contest, or whatever. The correct answer would have been the counter question, "are you retarded, like our president, Donald Trump?" Dropping the mic and walking away while laughing would have also been an acceptable response in a just world.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:51 |
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Seaside Loafer posted:To be fair I think kid rocks lyrics are meant at least partially for comedic value (not that im a fan) however im not sure how seriously such an individual could be taken as a real life politician. But ... thinking about it you guys have had Ronald Reagen, Jesse "The Body" Ventura and Donald Trump now so anything goes I guess. Not sure I buy that he's ironic. Unlike these guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:21 |
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he probably is that stupid and unpleasant. if it was ever an act, after so many years of keeping it up it sure isn't any more.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:26 |
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but anyway kid rock might be able to become a senator but the presidency will forever be out of his grasp. see, he'd have to take his hat off in public and few things are quite as disgusting as an old man who is bald on top with long hair on the sides. though, i suppose donny manages to hide it well enough.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:29 |
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I'd vote for Steel Panthers and their "Death to all but metal" platform
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:32 |
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SlipkPIe posted:I wonder which politician will be blamed for his death when his liver finally explodes and he keels over uuuuhhhh George Soros obviously have you not been paying attention
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:39 |
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NotWearingPants posted:Meet the Secretary of the Broward County (Ft Lauderdale, Fl.) Republican party: This is a slight derail but if you can get your head smashed 40 times with a hammer until the hammer breaks and survive you're probably an X-man.
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Feminasty Slut posted:This is a slight derail but if you can get your head smashed 40 times with a hammer until the hammer breaks and survive you're probably an X-man. Did it say she had a sex change?
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:58 |
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quote:This is party politics. You maniacally beat one girl into a wheelchair, with a claw hammer, in broad daylight, outside a Jamba Juice...
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 21:03 |
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Kid Rock Part 2"Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley" posted:Yodle In The Valley "With a One-Two" posted:Get down girl and read my mind "The Cramper" posted:Have you ever known a free lancer "Desperate Radio" posted:Out on the plains I'm just a loner "Back From The Dead" posted:Bitches, they think I'm sexist "Rollin on the is..." posted:Bellisle B-B-Bellisle "Rain Check" posted:Tearin up pussy every where i go "Pancake Breakfast" posted:But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks "Paid" posted:And while your out gangbangin' "Classic Rock" posted:Bend over bitch and let me slam a
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 21:27 |
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I'm now convinced Sheryl Crow had no idea who Kid Rock was before agreeing to perform a duet with him
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 21:29 |
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Pipski posted:You maniacally beat one girl into a wheelchair, with a claw hammer, in broad daylight, outside a Jamba Juice... Typical liberal smear tactics. Have you heard about Hillary's emails?
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 21:35 |
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The rat-faced hick who drove his truck through the crowd of anti-white nationalist protesters here yesterday and then backed up to speed through them again claimed he feared for his life so he wasn't actually arrested: http://koin.com/2017/09/11/man-who-drove-into-vancouver-protest-crowd-not-arrested And then he apparently started posting smug nonsense on Facebook about it. Listen. If you ever get a chance to read this, you retard, check it out: Your group was the one that literally got chased out of Oregon and fled to Vancouver, WA. You're the 75lb weakling overcompensating by hiding behind a giant metal redneckmobile. You're the one who drove into a crowd and then pissed your pants and said you were the one scared for your life. You wimp. You cowardly prick. You scared little dentist-avoiding retard. Stay scared. Stay away. You should be scared for your life if you show face again. lol Donald Jalopy Trump made white supremacists think they were tough but they're all actually scared babies
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 21:47 |
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Catastrophe posted:The rat-faced hick who drove his truck through the crowd of anti-white nationalist protesters here yesterday and then backed up to speed through them again claimed he feared for his life so he wasn't actually arrested: calm down there buddy its been known that right-wing people are scaredy-cats for a long time.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:04 |
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Cross post https://twitter.com/thehill/status/907350583702687744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:16 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:but anyway kid rock might be able to become a senator but the presidency will forever be out of his grasp. see, he'd have to take his hat off in public and few things are quite as disgusting as an old man who is bald on top with long hair on the sides. though, i suppose donny manages to hide it well enough.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:24 |
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friendship cancelled with republicans democrats are my best friend now
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:26 |
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Did the Trump's Fine 4: Liberal Tears thread get gassed, too
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:28 |
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Bad news, everyone. We might not be getting a Trump vs. Clinton 2020 match-up. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/10/us/politics/hillary-clinton-campaign-memoir.html quote:WASHINGTON — Hillary Clinton, who grapples with her second failed presidential run in a new memoir to be published Tuesday, said on Sunday that she does not plan on running again for public office.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:30 |
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she said that a lot after obama curbstomped her scaly rear end, too.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:31 |
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quote:Mrs. Clinton said that she would still like a place in American life.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:31 |
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she's gonna marry zuckerberg and be FLOTUS again
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:32 |
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a place in american life includes 'malevolent god', 'eternal tyrant', and of course, 'devourer of life and joy'.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:34 |