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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Standard Luxury, All-Wheel Drive

sounds a lot like fries piled high for penny's on the dollar

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Standard Luxury - $2
All Wheel Drive - $4
Combo - $8

Come to Doobies

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



vyst posted:

Standard Luxury - $2
All Wheel Drive - $4
Combo - $8

Come to Doobies

Combo w/ DRINK - $40.02

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

CoffeeBoofer posted:

its a chilly dog its supposed to be cold

One chilly dog with coldslaw, and don't melt the cheese!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

BigBadSteve posted:

One chilly dog with coldslaw, and don't melt the cheese!

Only one item per customer, or I'll plum give out

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



ROLL TIDE

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

The Slawd provides and the Slawd taketh away

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Oh Lawdy it's the slawd!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The slaw better be as cold as them babies!

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



The Reform Miracle where the purchase of Truck Rims increases the ambient temperature of local infants.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
In truth we just made the dawgs cooler to make them babies seem warm in comparison

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023

by Pragmatica
thinkin bout them beans

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I bought the slaw and the slaw cold

Wade ate the beans, and now he's old

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING

CoffeeBoofer posted:

thinkin bout them beans

Am too cep thinkin bout thos bean's

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

biglads posted:

The Reform Miracle where the purchase of Truck Rims increases the ambient temperature of local infants.



steinrokkan posted:

In truth we just made the dawgs cooler to make them babies seem warm in comparison

Lmao

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Cross post from NC thread:

pik_d posted:

This is what some of y'all want apparently

https://twitter.com/labocat/status/1786565928031043897

Hot dog w must,ket,bone

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bregor posted:

Cross post from NC thread:

Hot dog w must,ket,bon



I have also never wanted anything less in my life

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



GOD
BLES

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Bregor posted:

Cross post from NC thread:

Hot dog w must,ket,bone

mite put it on the menu

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Dogs are supposed to have bones... Ur banned

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I've lived here too long. I'm desensitized to 骨付きウィーナー.

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023

by Pragmatica
any good places to buy barstools? Looking to pay pennies on the dollar

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
apparently there's a chain of combination hot dog hut/slot machine joints in Illinois. imagine the doobster running a casino :allears:





MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



what do you think the doobie casino would be called and/or would he buy some Konami Castlevania machines?

Doobie's Slothouse and yes

~15 days before the RE-FORM police do a prostitution sting at the Sluthouse

Listen, Os and Us are really hard to distinguish when you need a Hellcat cruiser

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 02:42 on May 19, 2024

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

OOBIE
LOTHOU

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023

by Pragmatica
Doobies casino

Open M-tu, thu-thu 11 am - 2pm

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Vegas has Ceasers Palace, Reform has Doobiest Maximas Slothouse

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
No smoking!

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Them slots plum payed out.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

MrQwerty posted:

~15 days before the RE-FORM police do a prostitution sting at the Sluthouse

Doobie knows truckers on the road love hot loose slots at the truck stop

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I’m the hosed up dawg in the back

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023

by Pragmatica

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Vegas has Ceasers Palace, Reform has Doobiest Maximas Slothouse

he broke up with tasha

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Doob switching the payouts from 98% to 70% and wondering why nobody comes back

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



1 free Frog Dog on Jackpot*

*frog dog not honored because of black lady hackers from the north

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
let the kids gamble… if they want!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I've only been to Illinois twice but yeah I remember it being really loving weird about gambling, like slot machines all over the place and shitloads if "arcades" in strip malls like you'd have some lovely looking restaurant, then a laundromat, then an arcade that were just rows and rows of slots.

actually3raccoons
Jun 5, 2013



Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Vegas has Ceasers Palace, Reform has Doobiest Maximas Slothouse

I shuld cal hur.

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023

by Pragmatica
lmao I just remembered the American Idol guy from reform

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

CoffeeBoofer posted:

lmao I just remembered the American Idol guy from reform

was he the one who was coming to mow the lawn?

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Them American idols were mighty cold, mite pay them Penny's to mow the gravel pit

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