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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

logikv9 posted:

There's gonna be a new healthcare bill every week for the next 4 years

It's eventually just going to be Ted Cruz submitting a paper towel each week on which he's written "DIE DIE DIE" over and over in bodily fluids of some sort (not necessarily his own), with several creative misspellings.

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Deceptive Thinker posted:

By the end it's just going to 3 words long: "kill the poor"

kill kill kill kill the poor

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Minion memes will be used in history books in the next few decades

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

I'm gonna weaponize the word weaponize

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

logikv9 posted:

Minion memes will be used in history books in the next few decades

history whats???????

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/884485771704418304

cool

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/gausswerks/status/884477048441499653

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/JStein_Vox/status/884467243660214272

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

God bless

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Bilirubin posted:

So does that make regret for the left eating itself melancholy?

yes, but in ma case, it's a sense of ennui

i long for the heady days when the opposin party wasn't busy eatin itself; i felt alive in those days, sharp

now, i just pretend to work at senate intelligence committee hearin's while my boss leads this country from his toilet

how dèclassè
:smith:

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/884487529180921856

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




jesus christ finally

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Epic High Five posted:

gonna have to stop you there normies

I'm afraid that weaponizing Minions memes is in direct violation of the Geneva Convention

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

They are so drat proud of his White People Rule! speech.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
guys, im skeleton

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

yeah never before has someone with so little value been in that position

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the correct spelling is skellington

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/883814644707500033

galaxy brain: the kkk is a false flag

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

logikv9 posted:

guys, im skeleton

and that's okay

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
My skeleton has a boner.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


this is the kind of content the_donald craves imo

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

zegermans posted:

Donald Trump, blonde of hair. Eric Trump, blonde of Hair. Ivana Trump, blonde of hair. Donald Trump, Jr........ black of hair....

:nedstarkpop:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
wait did spicey get officially fired i haven't been able to keep up with anything

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

each time it will kill one million less people until it kills 0 people and oops they accidentally created single payer

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/829190038126735360

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/884488252459233281

*thump thump*

that's fat face patrick bateman behind the bus!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

https://twitter.com/DeadPundits/status/883750541410676737

quote:

“If the police ask you to leave, you’re blocking the path for fire and medic, if we have to push you out of your wheelchair, then that’s what we’ll have to do,” said Lt. Dan Hargus.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

ArmZ posted:

kill kill kill kill the poor

kill the poor, and build the wall out of their bones

massive massive savings, sends a yuge message!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/884487671485280258

lol

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Schnorkles posted:

wait did spicey get officially fired i haven't been able to keep up with anything

Promoted. Sorta. In the future. Maybe.

He's like............super busy, with all these responsibilities.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/884450502670303232

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

so wut

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

bullshit.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/884488252459233281

*thump thump*

that's fat face patrick bateman behind the bus!

Oh yeah, I totally believe the guy who talks about bugging his own hotels to spy on people had no idea that Kushner, his son and Manafort were all meeting with a Russian Lawyer about HRC info in Trump Tower while he was there.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Between bannon killing roger ailes and wanting a 40+% top tax rate ubbhhhh

Bannon... good?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Spoeank posted:

Between bannon killing roger ailes and wanting a 40+% top tax rate ubbhhhh

Bannon... good?

stopped clock, etc.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVd6NKODzAI

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