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Reminder that Busquets called Marcelo a monkey and nothing happened, and that Mourinho tried to gauge Tito's eye out and also nothing happened. Suarez will feel right at home in Spain.
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It's great how one of the least likable teams in Europe just became incredibly more unlikable.
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Jul 11, 2014 17:52
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EvilHawk posted:Suarez is a very very good player and I will miss his creativity and general insanity "If we can buy two 15-goal strikers we should be alright", great analysis there
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Jul 11, 2014 17:56
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tbp posted:*apologizes to Jerome at work* LOL
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Jul 11, 2014 18:00
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Hopefully the first thing that happens is Suarez and Alves sit down and watch "Babershop" together and they all realize we're just not that different from each other.
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Jul 11, 2014 18:01
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Literally the only regret I have about this is that Suarez will now not get another chance to break Shearer's scoring record.
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Jul 11, 2014 18:19
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I believe Suarez could perform well in front if he gets his incisors involved. He is also flexible enough to be in the center with his bicuspids, and even to use his molars in back.
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Jul 11, 2014 18:28
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vyelkin posted:Literally the only regret I have about this is that Suarez will now not get another chance to break Shearer's scoring record. He was never going to do it with a self imposed 11 game handicap anyway
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Jul 11, 2014 18:54
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Earthy Ape Unit posted:As an unironic lover of racism I am p happy he's off to mes que un club as opposed to being stuck as some club (pronounced clooouuuub) I would have rather seen him with the Whites of Real tbh. Imagine Ronaldo leading an attack line of Suarez and Bale with Modric getting some passes in, whoa, Suarez is already a great player but they'd get him on that Ballon d'Or tech so he'd get real big and imposing and they would play on his aggressiveness and cuntiness and get him all riled up for their matches against Barca and he'd go loving crazy on the field trying to rip out Messi's throat, drat I'm all hot and bothered now gotta calm down...
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Jul 11, 2014 19:58
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Shoren posted:It's ironic that Suarez stuck around at Liverpool for so long because he wanted CL football with them, yet jumps ship as soon as he secures it. He only stuck around because his agent put him in the window for a big move and the only club that came in was Arsenal I can officially confirm, however, that he will disappoint at Barcelona
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Jul 11, 2014 20:09
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EvilHawk posted:Suarez is a very very good player and I will miss his creativity and general insanity Missing out on Sanchez was a big blow for Liverpool. He would have slotted right in and made up a bunch of the goals.
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Jul 11, 2014 20:10
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blue footed boobie posted:Missing out on Sanchez was a big blow for Liverpool. He would have slotted right in and made up a bunch of the goals. It was and I'm fairly annoyed but if Sanchez preferred Arsenal I don't think there was really anything we could do.
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Jul 11, 2014 20:31
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quote:June 2014 Banned for four months from any football-related activity, plus nine international matches, for biting Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini
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Jul 11, 2014 20:35
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Mean Bean Machine posted:I would have rather seen him with the Whites of Real tbh. Imagine Ronaldo leading an attack line of Suarez and Bale with Modric getting some passes in, whoa, Suarez is already a great player but they'd get him on that Ballon d'Or tech so he'd get real big and imposing and they would play on his aggressiveness and cuntiness and get him all riled up for their matches against Barca and he'd go loving crazy on the field trying to rip out Messi's throat, drat I'm all hot and bothered now gotta calm down... no actually please keep going, I am almost there
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Jul 11, 2014 20:42
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Hoops posted:It still stuns me how often the word "biting" appears in this timeline. It amuses me that his handling of the ball is on the list. That was a supremely rational decision on his part, and it payed off in the end. It all right to hate him for it, but it's in no way comparable to him biting or abusing people.
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Jul 11, 2014 21:33
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Why would Liverpool settle on ~£58m for him? If Neymar and Bale are around £100m, Suarez has to be worth well more, damaged goods or not. Wasn't he also only a year into a 5 year contract?
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Jul 11, 2014 21:40
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corpuscollossus posted:Why would Liverpool settle on ~£58m for him? If Neymar and Bale are around £100m, Suarez has to be worth well more, damaged goods or not. Wasn't he also only a year into a 5 year contract? He's also 27, though. holy poo poo i just looked it up and he's actually six months younger than me but still considered old, time to die
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corpuscollossus posted:Why would Liverpool settle on ~£58m for him? If Neymar and Bale are around £100m, Suarez has to be worth well more, damaged goods or not. Wasn't he also only a year into a 5 year contract? Hoops fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Jul 11, 2014 |
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corpuscollossus posted:Why would Liverpool settle on ~£58m for him? If Neymar and Bale are around £100m, Suarez has to be worth well more, damaged goods or not. Wasn't he also only a year into a 5 year contract? It's not confirmed to be £58m. There's currently some confusion over whether it's £75m or €75m (I think a lot of English sites are reporting Pounds and Spanish sites are reporting Euros). "Settle" is the wrong word anyway. Regardless of the currency, Suarez had a release clause built into the latest contract, trigger that and there's no reason to go any higher. It's probably a lot more cast-iron than the last one he had as well.
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Jul 11, 2014 21:58
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I hope there's a really, really good centre mid coming 
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Jul 11, 2014 22:13
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Hoops posted:I hope there's a really, really good centre mid coming i believe Lionel Messi can be deployed in that area
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Jul 11, 2014 23:02
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Has Suarez said anything about the English press writing about how he's a racist biter and they're racists for doing so?
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Jul 11, 2014 23:06
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Seltzer posted:It's great how one of the least likable teams in Europe just became incredibly more unlikable. But Liverpool just sold Suarez?
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Jul 11, 2014 23:32
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I still love Luis, and don't resent him for escaping from the British media.
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Jul 12, 2014 02:47
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Suarez is going to be great even when he's old. Unlike Bale. Bale is going to be so poo poo when he loses that engine of his.
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Jul 12, 2014 08:57
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Vegetable posted:Suarez is going to be great even when he's old. Unlike Bale. Bale is going to be so poo poo when he loses that engine of his. what about when suarez has to use false teeth
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Jul 12, 2014 09:26
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tbp posted:*deletes iphone background saying "racism is good"* gently caress suarez *tears down poster of a big set of chompers* i hate him *apologizes to Jerome at work* how about that Rickie Lambert *calls my orthodontist for a three year late scheduling issue* cor big rick lmao
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Jul 12, 2014 11:35
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It's all worked out rather well IMO. At least Liverpool will get a season in the CL.
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Jul 12, 2014 13:35
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My Suarez bottle openers got delayed by customs. 
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Dirk Pitt posted:My Suarez bottle openers got delayed by customs. Ha, I got the same email today. I doubt we'll ever get them.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:28
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They're probably made from plutonium or something.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:30
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Suarez's ban was upheld for playing football matches, but he can attend training, and go look at footballs in the wild.
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Aug 14, 2014 14:09
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quote:According to Suarez's legal team, the new terms of the suspension will also allow the striker to play in friendly matches. That could free him to play Uruguay's upcoming internationals against Japan and South Korea in September and Saudi Arabia in October. That sounds like a fantastic idea and definitely the thing he should do.
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Aug 14, 2014 14:50
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Edmund Honda posted:That sounds like a fantastic idea and definitely the thing he should do. I'm not sure how an international biting incident means he can go do internationals but not domestic matches.
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Aug 14, 2014 15:38
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Von Linus posted:I'm not sure how an international biting incident means he can go do internationals but not domestic matches. Because no one would want to see Uruguay without Suarez playing and someone needs to make money from ticket sales
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Aug 14, 2014 15:40
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Von Linus posted:I'm not sure how an international biting incident means he can go do internationals but not domestic matches. Biting is not a big deal.
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Aug 14, 2014 17:26
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Von Linus posted:I'm not sure how an international biting incident means he can go do internationals but not domestic matches.
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Aug 14, 2014 18:24
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All I learned with this is that racism is not as bad as biting which is ok in my book.
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Aug 14, 2014 18:25
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it would literally be better for uruguay if friendlies counted towards the ban
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