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Who will win the Super Bowl?
This poll is closed.
Kansas City Chiefs 65 0.71%
San Francisco 49ers 42 0.46%
Goku 9016 98.52%
Lamar is the MVP 28 0.31%
Total: 9151 votes
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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

3 DONG HORSE posted:

This is how I felt before the Seahawks

That was one of the funniest Super Bowls ever living in Colorado as not a bronco fan. The entire state was stone cold certain they were gonna win, lock of the millennium, Print The Shirts.

Then... that happened.

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GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Yeah maybe McNabb isn’t the best choice for Super Bowl pep talks

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Grittybeard posted:

He throws a terrible interception and does the sheepish smile that guys do when they do something really bad is on the table.

That would require him to throw though, so I'm not entirely sure that would be necessary.

Jimmy does nothing sheepishly, and I thank you to rethink your opinions that led to the idea that he would do that

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Feb 2, 2020

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
The longest morning....a short afternoon....

Go Team Reid.

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

If the Pats don’t resign Brady rumors are that they’re getting some shithead like Andy Dalton for a year while Stidham continues to learn as the backup. Which is dumb I’d rather tank for a year than do that.

The Pats weren’t as good as their record but I don’t think they are so bad that losing Brady would mean tanking. The defense was legit good and their division is still bad enough that they should still be favoured over Buffalo even with Andy Dalton at QB.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Android Apocalypse posted:

Lil Nas X is a drat treasure. Gay black hip hop artist that crossed over into country appeal using a Nine Inch Nails track is a good thing in the hell world we live in. May he ride that horse the full 15 minutes.

Hey, I like Lil Nas X as much as the next guy (I have kids so I've heard OTR approximately 2.7 million times). But that Doritos ad is pretty cringeworthy.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1224019742081671175?s=21

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
:pray:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So is Mayweather gonna put down another one of his million dollar bet on the Super Bowl?

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008



https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nbryureKsq1qbvqhjo1_r1.mp3

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1224021931344715776?s=19

this is dumb.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Spoeank posted:

QUICK REMINDER ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL AND YOUR ROOTING INTERESTS


There is only one outcome that results in seeing Jimmy Garoppolo's smile. I'm not telling people to root for the Niners, just reminding them what's at stake today.

Seeing him frown is life's simple pleasure

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Dangerllama posted:

I honestly don’t know who’s gonna win and it’s killing me. Where do I register my support for the 1849 forty niners of San Francisco, California?

edit: This Doritos ad is just :wtc:

https://youtu.be/9OpuHa2vwdk

I :lol: at the Moustache wave.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1224019742081671175

I love how much his own team hates Derek Carr.

e: oops beaten in another thread. But as a Chiefs fan I will say I am all for this.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Feb 2, 2020

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
For no good reason I threw together a spreadsheet of super bowl matchups with overall / offensive / defensive dvoa, and compared them with today's, just looking for the most similar. Very reductionist but easy to throw together in the time I had.

The most similar matchup was 2005's Seahawks-Steelers. Seattle had 28.4/28.5/-0.7, Pittsburgh had 27.2/12.0/-13.5 - compared to KC's 30.2/22.7/-3.4 and SF's 27.9/7.2/-19.8. (Total differential of 22.1).

A close second was 1990's Bills-Giants, with a differential of 22.9. The two others below 30 were Broncos-Packers and Bengals-49ers.

In other words: expect a close game! Unless a bunch of extremely ill-timed holding calls affect one team.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it ended up being high scoring like niners-saints

chefs defense will probably just be kind of a speedbump against the niners, but the chefs offense has the right tools to effectively deal with bosa and company

"there will be many points" he says before another slog where no one scores over 15 somehow

e.martin
Jun 22, 2018

Spoeank posted:

Jimmy does nothing sheepishly, and I thank you to rethink your opinions that led to the idea that he would do that

I hope Jimmy wins big and bangs a bunch of C rated porn stars tonight!

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

e.martin posted:

I hope Jimmy wins big and bangs a bunch of C rated porn stars tonight!
Where can I find this porn star rating system.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Spring Break My Heart posted:

Where can I find this porn star rating system.

Pornhub comment section?

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Rob Ryan in studio for Sky in the UK and in full on pimp mode

https://twitter.com/Jeff_Reinebold/status/1224052936558379009

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
I'm strangely calm about the game tonight. I'm super excited to eat some good bbq and I'm sure that helps.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



fknlo posted:

I'm strangely calm about the game tonight. I'm super excited to eat some good bbq and I'm sure that helps.

I'm just happy to finally be here. Of course, I want us to win but I'm satisfied.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

fknlo posted:

I'm strangely calm about the game tonight. I'm super excited to eat some good bbq and I'm sure that helps.

Why be worried? Both teams are overall pretty likable. Mahomes is a good qb not named Tom Brady or Drew Brees. 49ers have THE RUN.

Sit back and enjoy.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/eric_d_williams/status/1224056272984715264?s=19

Cool

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/1223735148069314560

lol

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


I know this is the dumbest thing to complain about and I'm so glad the Chiefs are in but man is the Super Bowl is in some ways more fun when there are zero stakes involved. Like I literally couldn't sleep because of nerves and it's not like I'm doing poo poo other than throwing a party.

Brb gonna start drinking

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*



Also this is a good move by the Chargers, Lynn seems hella competent.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


can't wait to watch patrick mahomes and the boys throw the 'ol pigskin around!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

FizFashizzle posted:

look at this bullshit


Real NFL person Bom Trady is reporting the patriots are going to give Brady 30 mil and all new receivers and a pony

Saying "Andy Dalton leading the New England Patriots to a Super Bowl" is... Something.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Grittybeard posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1224019742081671175

I love how much his own team hates Derek Carr.

e: oops beaten in another thread. But as a Chiefs fan I will say I am all for this.

If you don’t wanna see Gruden and Brady screaming at each on the sidelines in Las Vegas, you don’t like football.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


the las vegas braiders

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
I mean, Brady in Vegas is an obvious marketing choice, but play-wise? I guess Carr is more cooked than I thought...

e.martin
Jun 22, 2018

Spring Break My Heart posted:

Where can I find this porn star rating system.

Its more of a "you know it when you see it" type of system.

spencer for hire
Jan 27, 2006

we just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
they call us irresponsible, write us off the page
T minus 3 hours and I’m fully tumescent. Jimmy G about to drop 300+ and 3 tuddies feel free to quote this at midnight after he wins MVP

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I could have gone to the game but I'm buying a place so I had to say no... It's the right choice but :smith:

Major Ryan
May 11, 2008

Completely blank

fartknocker posted:

If you don’t wanna see Gruden and Brady screaming at each on the sidelines in Las Vegas, you don’t like football.

Give Brady 8 years at $80/million so him and Gruden can be bros for life.

I... this is less funny now I've typed it. I can't believe there's still 8 years left on that deal, I mean, Jesus...

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1224067433675264001

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
It both seems like it wasn't that long ago that Vernon Davis was a monster and also loving forever ago.

Looked it up, 2013 was his last good year, although he did okish in 2017.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Feb 2, 2020

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I didn’t know Vernon Davis was not already retired.

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


gotta come clean: i don't really know what the whole "print the shirts" thing is about

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