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Poo In An Alleyway posted:Actually lol'd at this one though
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 14:40 |
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Yeah, some of those were actually lol worthy
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 14:43 |
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Simply Simon posted:Can you please explain this one I don't get it. He was dead the whole time? More like he was blindsided by a twist ending.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 16:24 |
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The phrasing on this is so loving bad and awkward. It's an awful joke anyway but jesus loving christ dude. E: Just off the top of my head in a few seconds: "I had an AirBnB guest staying at my place recently, and now she's saying I stole some shoes she tried to have delivered there. I told her 'look, lady, why would I steal your size 8 women's Converses? They didn't even fit me!'" Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Nov 14, 2023 |
# ? Nov 14, 2023 16:48 |
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And, uh, anyways, let's see what else I-I, uh It was Coney Island They called Coney Island the playground of the world There was no place like it in the whole world Like Coney Island, when I was a youngster No place in the world like it, it was so fabulous Now it's shrunk down to almost nothing, you see And I still remember in my mind how things used to be And, you know, I feel very bad But people from all over the world came here From all over the world It was the playground They called it the playground of the world over here Anyways, uh, you see, I, uh, you know I even got, when I was, uh, when I was very small I even got lost at Coney Island, but they found me On the, on, on the beach And we used to sleep on the beach here, sleep overnight They, uh, they don't do that anymore Things changed, you see They don't sleep anymore on the beach
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 21:23 |
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Simply Simon posted:Can you please explain this one I don't get it. He was dead the whole time? Kevin DuBrow posted:More like he was blindsided by a twist ending. Both, IMO. He felt dead inside because the marriage wasn't working, but was in denial about that until it was revealed to him near the end of the marriage. An intelligent and rather deep joke, perhaps too intelligent and deep. I wonder how it played to a roomful of people in various stages of inebriation.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 01:12 |
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Simply Simon posted:Can you please explain this one I don't get it. He was dead the whole time? He realized Bruce Willis was dead during the whole marriage
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 01:53 |
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The marriage was dead the whole time, he didn't know until the end.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 05:25 |
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R.L. Stine posted:And, uh, anyways, let's see what else I-I, uh i open up my wallet, and pay for seven hot dogs
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 07:54 |
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:The phrasing on this is so loving bad and awkward. It's an awful joke anyway but jesus loving christ dude. He’s just full of irrelevant information, why even put in the delivery part or what size they were? "I had an AirBnB guest staying at my place recently, and now she's saying I stole some shoes she left behind. I told her 'look, lady, why would I steal your shoes? They didn't even fit me!'" The whole joke’s “i wear womens shoes,lol” but I guess he’s gotta fill five minutes somehow. Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Nov 15, 2023 |
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:The phrasing on this is so loving bad and awkward. It's an awful joke anyway but jesus loving christ dude. Best part of the thread is when goons try and fail to rewrite the jokes
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 09:54 |
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Off the top of my head, no preparation: What's the difference between me and 8 people? Nothing, the eight people mentioned previously combined to eat 8 hot dogs for lunch and i also had eight hot dogs for lunch
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 10:00 |
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Sex Farm posted:Off the top of my head, no preparation: What's the difference between me and 8 people? Nothing, the eight people mentioned previously combined to eat 8 hot dogs for lunch and i also had eight hot dogs for lunch This would be a good standup bit for you if you're really fat.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 20:01 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:it works if you just cut everything after line 2 better punchline than any of these jpgs
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:19 |
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So I had a funny joke on a standup shot, and these... GOONS... (pause for audience laughter/applause) on this internet chatboard called... Something AWFUL... (pause for audience laughter/applause) edited the joke to 'make it better'... YEAH, REALLY HILARIOUS, GUYS, AMIRIGHT! (pause for audience laughter/applause)
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:50 |
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literal serial killer vibes lol haha boobs... amiright???
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# ? Nov 27, 2023 04:36 |
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slaughtermelons e. ah, of course. enhance: epic slaughtermelons ftw, etc
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# ? Nov 27, 2023 06:53 |
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the slaughter melons at midnight
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 06:45 |
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i feel so tired, wizard master
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 06:58 |
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Those are all terrible
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 07:09 |
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This thread has reached a weird point where I know several of these people and have heard some of these jokes. They’re honestly average on a lineup, not the worst - the only people I can’t stand are the ones like big ben who seem to legitimately hate their spouse and the hatred consumes them before they finish a punchline- but I will say I had to mute one of them for using Dalle & ChatGPT to generate dozens of childrens books and attempting to resell the printed copies, so I’m unsurprised to see him here.
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 08:20 |
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I would heckle all of these people except for Bryce
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 10:49 |
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:I would heckle all of these people except for Bryce Yeah, gotta love the Santa cums joke. Also IMO the incest joke wasn't bad.
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 11:35 |
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A galaxy... Of puppies???
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 12:06 |
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(I hate puppies!)
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 12:34 |
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Somebody else definitely did that mein kampf joke at least a decade ago
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 13:49 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Somebody else definitely did that mein kampf joke at least a decade ago Yeah that’s not original at all. I’ve definitely heard it before
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 17:29 |
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I love this thread because it's a very distilled version of the Reddit thread. it's so fascinating
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 17:31 |
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like i've met basically this guy before and it was as insufferable and awful as you can imagine
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 17:32 |
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How do you fill out a job interview
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 17:44 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:How do you fill out a job interview If he was good at job interviews, then he wouldn't be doing standup.
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 17:46 |
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Badboy Anzer's was so bad I just about gave up but hey I like Santa joke
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 19:30 |
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Does anyone remember that dude from like 2008-2014 who would pose in front of a chalkboard that has a similar "witty" joke. He wore a lab coat sometimes, had a little tiny beard patch on his chin. These give the same vibe. I think that dude eventually got bullied into stopping, but he was popular for awhile
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 19:36 |
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the mom dog walking joke is fine, maybe the out of order bathroom stalls as well. just simple jokes. the rest though
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 21:51 |
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A group of Jews are being herded into the Gas Chamber. Screaming and crying can be heard as the door is locked. The operator fills the room with gas, and there is a moment of silence. Suddenly giggling can be heard from inside the chamber. It's a miracle, nobody has died! Furious the commandant points his gun at the operator. "WHAT DID YOU DO?!" "I'm so sorry commandant!" The operator spits out in a panic "I must have given them a bong hit transplant!"
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# ? Dec 28, 2023 09:36 |
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[quote="Wizard Master" [/quote] LMAO
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# ? Dec 28, 2023 11:21 |
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Yeah that one was chuckle-worthy
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# ? Dec 28, 2023 13:44 |
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I thought maybe my sense of humor was finally adjusting to the quality of the stand-up shots and being way too generous, but I agree that bathroom stalls one is OK. It could work as a Steven Wright/Mitch Hedberg style deadpan non-sequitur.
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yeah i'd argue it could be a good joke with the right delivery but given the delivery in the standupshots post lol no
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