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git apologist posted:remember when dave mustaine was in that metallica movie crying that he got kicked out of the band, lol I remember when mustaine kicked Rotting Christ off the bill because he thought their name was too mean to Jesus Dave is more faithful to Jesus than hrnngh DIANA edit: also falling asleep on your arm so hard it stops working is up there for embarrassing, I didn't even know that was possible until he pulled it off Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 22:28 on May 14, 2024 |
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ccubed posted:In 2013, Tom Service, also of The Guardian, wrote: "Sussudio brings me out in a cold sweat; the production, the drum machine, the inane sincerity of the lyrics; there's no colder or more superficial sound in popular music, precisely because it takes itself so seriously." He misspelled Land of Confusion
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Sussudio sucks but consider this. Just.. why? https://youtu.be/C9IwBJYTwQ0?si=DduRc606f6soeAJJ
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Zero VGS posted:I remember when mustaine kicked Rotting Christ off the bill because he thought their name was too mean to Jesus I'm prety sure that happened to someone in TCC
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Enderzero posted:Uncle Kracker - Follow Me appeared in my head the other day. Just a boring rear end ballad by a kid rock adjacent shithead. I'm with you, goon friend. Rupert Buttermilk posted:There are a LOT of possibilities, and I remember the first time I heard Wannabe, and being unable to understand how anyone found it good. That was my first experience with an embarrassing hit. But I've made peace with it. At least it's not boring.
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I didn't know Steven Seagal not only released an album, not only 'sang' in a very fake Jamaican accent, but started off his big 'hit' with the line "me want da poonani". I wish this knowledge was still hidden from me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I didn't know Steven Seagal not only released an album, not only 'sang' in a very fake Jamaican accent, but started off his big 'hit' with the line "me want da poonani". funniest poo poo i've ever heard
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Apprentice Dick posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSkFygPCTwE This song is especially egregious because it tricks you into thinking it's a good song before smacking you with kid rock
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Steven Seagal is incapable of being embarrassed.
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That's why he's an aikido master. Oh you think I should feel embarrassed for my song? Wrong. No. You feel embarrassed for my song.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I didn't know Steven Seagal not only released an album, not only 'sang' in a very fake Jamaican accent, but started off his big 'hit' with the line "me want da poonani". This is kind of great because he’s fully going for it. This is not like like the Clash or the Police or Blondie or whoever where they’re inserting ideas they borrowed heavily or outright stole from Jamaican music into their punk/new wave music, this is Stephen Seagal in a loving dreadlock wig spitting patois and drat near pulling off legit dancehall reggae, tasteless and ill advised as that is. lol Punanni.
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free hubcaps posted:This song is especially egregious because it tricks you into thinking it's a good song before smacking you with kid rock I felt this way when Eminem hosed up the single decent Aerosmith song. edit: Now I'm thinking about Revolution X... take Aerosmith's worst songs, compress them to fit on consoles, then put them on short endless loops Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 23:37 on May 15, 2024 |
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I ran this thread through a series of complex algorithms and have determined the most embarrassing "hit" to be posted thus far is Starship - We Built This City on Rock and Roll and the most embarrassing thing posted so far is the isolated David Lee Roth vocals from Running with the Devil.
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The video for Runnin with the Devil is pretty embarrassing too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5txwFv-zYM
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All of Van Halen is deeply cringe
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I've listened to Temporary Secretary several times since learning about it in this thread, and honestly it loving rules. It reminded me in spirit of the weird rear end theremin song from the beginning of Bill and Ted 3, which was also kind of awesome. Edit: Yeah my vote for most embarassing hit song is Kid Rock - All Summer Long. Trash music for trash people.
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I said in another thread that "Video Games" by Lana Del Rey sucked rear end, and a goon immediately said it must be because I'm misogynistic. So yeah, I nominate that and also "Hallelujah" by whichever poo poo-hipster is covering it this year. Who wants to listen to sadsack slogs like those?!
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:All of Van Halen is deeply cringe not eruption
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Zero VGS posted:I said in another thread that "Video Games" by Lana Del Rey sucked rear end, and a goon immediately said it must be because I'm misogynistic. It's good when it's Leonard Cohen but literally ever other cover of it suuuuucckks.
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Cyril Sneer posted:It's good when it's Leonard Cohen but literally ever other cover of it suuuuucckks. Even Jeff Buckley?
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Cyril Sneer posted:It's good when it's Leonard Cohen but literally ever other cover of it suuuuucckks. I was in a basement cover band with these guys and we played a sissy punk version of this. Actually we played a sissy punk version of everything. Our guitarist/singer was aggressively mediocre. One mutual friend once said she's never seen someone try so hard and be so proud of being so average.
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He's a good dude, though. I think he has several bands in Wisconsin now. One of them is called the Frumpy Bumpkins or some poo poo.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I didn't know Steven Seagal not only released an album, not only 'sang' in a very fake Jamaican accent, but started off his big 'hit' with the line "me want da poonani". Please tell me there is no track on that album that features a guitar of any sort
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DemihumanResources posted:Please tell me there is no track on that album that features a guitar of any sort its all steve all the time
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Zero VGS posted:I said in another thread that "Video Games" by Lana Del Rey sucked rear end, and a goon immediately said it must be because I'm misogynistic. Lana can do no wrong. This is fact.
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Call Your Grandma posted:Lana can do no wrong. This is fact. gently caress that, if you name a song Video Games it had better sound like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_EeFZUBbog
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Zero VGS posted:gently caress that, if you name a song Video Games it had better sound like this: I see the bit you’re doing but no. 🙂↔️
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Zero VGS posted:I said in another thread that "Video Games" by Lana Del Rey sucked rear end, and a goon immediately said it must be because I'm misogynistic.
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i won't call you misogynistic. i will call you gay.
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Somehow the country of Ireland found out about this thread and weren't about to let it slide without participating. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV6uRftA-hM I can't wait for them to start a beef with Kids Bop. The potato themed diss tracks will make Drake and Kendrick Lamar look like friendly old church ladies.
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DemihumanResources posted:ok but what about Christmas Shoes? I don't know anything about shoes. This is the best christmas song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DTwLqR071M
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to clear the palate, her is a good song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uc3ZrmhDN4
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Man I have a soft spot for at least half of these songs, also 21 entire pages and not even a whisper about Float On, the greatest scourge the Pacific Northwest has ever suffered? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk
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it's not that bad, just massively overplayed especially by those who have literally never heard a better song in their lives
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I knew a cute girl in grad school who had a crush on fat guys who could sing because of Modest Mouse. That's all I have to say about Modest Mouse.
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