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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

chitoryu12 posted:

We also went a long time with barter being the main method of economy in rural areas. One of the reasons for the Whiskey Rebellion is the farmer distillers literally couldn’t pay. People would just trade labor or inherently valuable commodities like grain or whiskey for other goods or labor. They sustained their living with little or no exchange of cash and simply living the same subsistence and community-oriented way of life that existed among peasants for centuries, which meant they had no sales to pay a tax.

It also works well when the economy is either lovely or the currency is poo poo.

During the crisis of the third century Diocletian brought the empire back towards bartering to make taxes easier and more useful. If you produce boots you where taxed in boots. Then instead of paying the soldiers they just gave them the boots they would have bought.

Sadly it didn’t work for building buildings so they stopped it once things stabilized somewhat

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Grand Prize Winner posted:

You're probably a good person to ask then: why did the ancient Greeks drink wine out of bowls? This seems like a bad idea for any liquid but an even worse one for alcohol.

So a lot of kylikes seem unusually large because they’re in photographs. While huge bowls holding up to 2 liters existed, the typical kylix was a few inches across and held about 7 oz. of liquid. Some University of Pennsylvania students recreated the lees-flinging game of kottabos with them.



They also had drinking cups that looked like vases in pictures but were only 3 or 4 inches tall, like the skyphos.



The handles were used to hang cups up for storage.

The Greeks and Romans also considered unmixed wine barbaric. They would drink 1:1 or 3:1 water to wine ratios, with more water being added if you intended serious discussion. A pint of 3:1 mixture looks like wine but just tastes like water with a winey aftertaste and has as much alcohol as a single modern glass of wine. I’ve actually adopted cheap red wine watered down as a drink for historical drinking writing.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Herodotus posted:

If an important decision is to be made, they [the Persians] discuss the question when they are drunk, and the following day the master of the house where the discussion was held submits their decision for reconsideration when they are sober. If they still approve it, it is adopted; if not, it is abandoned. Conversely, any decision they make when they are sober, is reconsidered afterwards when they are drunk.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Honestly sounds like the perfect way to do things.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

That’s basically how I do all my creative work.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Same, but I skip the sober part.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Fun fact: Modern Canadian Politics operate the same way

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

ToxicSlurpee posted:

One of my favorite little pottery facts was that the ancient Egyptians actually had pottery that could cool water down even in the middle of the summer in the harshest summer sun. Normally you don't want your pottery to be porous so you glaze it and fire it as hot as you can. In Egypt they had deliberately underfired pots that weren't glazed. They'd fill them with water but leave them out in the sun as the pots would then sweat. The water would evaporate slowly and take heat with it which let them have cooler water than what you got out of most water available sources.
You can buy wine bottle coolers like that today. Fill with water, let soak, empty, put bottle in. I doubt the leaving in the sun part, that would just add heat.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

The Zambian Judo Team participating at the 1980 Moscow Olympics was coached by Jude McKenna, a former Northern Irish middle weight boxer who had become a Catholic monk and learned Judo while serving as a missionary in Japan. Talk about a global village :v:

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

chitoryu12 posted:

So a lot of kylikes seem unusually large because they’re in photographs. While huge bowls holding up to 2 liters existed, the typical kylix was a few inches across and held about 7 oz. of liquid. Some University of Pennsylvania students recreated the lees-flinging game of kottabos with them.



They also had drinking cups that looked like vases in pictures but were only 3 or 4 inches tall, like the skyphos.



The handles were used to hang cups up for storage.

The Greeks and Romans also considered unmixed wine barbaric. They would drink 1:1 or 3:1 water to wine ratios, with more water being added if you intended serious discussion. A pint of 3:1 mixture looks like wine but just tastes like water with a winey aftertaste and has as much alcohol as a single modern glass of wine. I’ve actually adopted cheap red wine watered down as a drink for historical drinking writing.

Also, if I had to guess, the whole game of kottabos kinda implies an answer as well: all the wine they consumed was unfined/unfiltered, so, since they did not have transparent glass, a shallow bowl makes it easier to see and avoid all the schmutz lurking down towards the bottom of your kylix.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

I am seriously informed by a Spanish gentleman who resided for many years in Mexico and was an officer in Maximilian's army, that while the wolves would feed upon the dead bodies of the French that lay all night upon the battlefield, they never touched the bodies of the Mexicans, because the flesh was completely impregnated with chile. Which, if true, may be thought to show that wolves do not object to a diet seasoned with garlic.

https://books.google.com/books?id=WwwTAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA175&lpg=PA175#v=onepage&q&f=false

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

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Anti urination devices dating to the late 19th century in Norwich. The idea was to deflect streams from pissers to make them do their business elsewhere. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti_urination_devices_in_Norwich

What’s also interesting is how history repeats itself:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-35120259

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Step back and turn left or right. :ssh:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Just pee in the middle of the street.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Just pee in your neighbor's kylix when he's not looking.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kevin DuBrow posted:




Anti urination devices dating to the late 19th century in Norwich. The idea was to deflect streams from pissers to make them do their business elsewhere. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti_urination_devices_in_Norwich

What’s also interesting is how history repeats itself:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-35120259

we need these, but for people who post on the somethingawfuldotcom forums

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Kevin DuBrow posted:


Anti urination devices dating to the late 19th century in Norwich. The idea was to deflect streams from pissers to make them do their business elsewhere. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti_urination_devices_in_Norwich

Looking at the differential weathering on that brick one it looks like people still pissed against it.

Related historical story: Not long after the nuclear reprocessing plant at Windscale (now Sellafield) started operation it was noticed that one of the concrete troughs for moving radioactive slurry around was degrading noticeably faster than others, it was eventually discovered that during construction the workers had been using it as an ad hoc urinal, rather than walk all the way to the provided toilets, and had effectively added a bunch of extra chemical weathering.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




In the 17th century urine was actually really valuable. Urine contains saltpetre which was used to to make gunpowder. The english king hired men to dig after urine and gave them right to dig anywhere except in private homes. It was said that the soil in churches was especially rich with urine. King James 1. even made it illegal to cover the floor in outhouses to make it easier to dig for urine. In 1646 Benjamin Worsley suggested that England should round up the poor and collect their urine and feces, he estimated that this would produce ten tons of saltpetre each year. Thomas Russell launched an idea that the poor should collect people's urine and then let the urine mature in saltpetre farms, he even got a royal decree that said that opposition to this would be seen as a rebellion against the crown.

There was a time where pissing in the streets was an act of patriotism.

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Jan 2, 2015





Alhazred posted:

In 1646 Benjamin Worsley suggested that England should round up the poor and collect their urine and feces

iirc some manufacturers of lead white (the paint pigment) preferred the use of human feces as the fermenting substance in the ancient recipe of 1. lead carved into strips + 2. vinegar (or urine) diluted in water + 3. a thing that ferments (either a manure, grapeskins or tanned bark) mixed in a wooden chest (reusable) or a pot (you have to break it) and ideally buried completely in dung, all left to fester for a week or 2 so you can scrape/grind off the wet pigment later

green copper pigments similarly potentially used manure as well, at least in eraclius/theophilus' recipes for them

incidentally the lead white in venetian ceruse, a skin whitener that was a major staple of 16th century cosmetics, was sometimes made in this way - unfortunately venetian ceruse caused, along with the expected lead poisoning, significant skin damage which led to an awful cycle of make up to conceal imperfections ---> more imperfections ----> heavier make up

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

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Alhazred posted:

In the 17th century urine was actually really valuable. Urine contains saltpetre which was used to to make gunpowder. The english king hired men to dig after urine and gave them right to dig anywhere except in private homes. It was said that the soil in churches was especially rich with urine. King James 1. even made it illegal to cover the floor in outhouses to make it easier to dig for urine. In 1646 Benjamin Worsley suggested that England should round up the poor and collect their urine and feces, he estimated that this would produce ten tons of saltpetre each year. Thomas Russell launched an idea that the poor should collect people's urine and then let the urine mature in saltpetre farms, he even got a royal decree that said that opposition to this would be seen as a rebellion against the crown.

There was a time where pissing in the streets was an act of patriotism.

“Saltpetremen” were understandably a cause for resentment among the populace. These men were empowered by the crown to enter private property and disturb such depositories as fields, henhouses, sheds, stables, pigeon lofts, and outhouses, setting up their operations without any recompense to the owners of the land. One man of the cloth had this to say under the rule of Charles I:

""in all places without distinction, as in parlours, bed-chambers, threshing floors, malting houses and shops; yeah, God’s own house they have not forborne, but have digged in churches, hallowed chapels and churchyards, tearing men’s bones and ashes out of their graves to make gunpowder of."

The saltpetermen defended their actions, rightly pointing out that all this was in service of the crown. Of their digging under churches, one man said, "The ladies pisse in their seats, which causes excellent gunpowder".

Saltpeter was used for gunpowder until almost the end of the 19th century. During the American Civil War, the southern chemist John Haralson found a way to extract saltpeter directly from urine, which was significant given that the Union outclassed them when it came to chemical manufacturing. The following advertisement was ran in the Alabama Sentinel of Selma, Alabama:

"The ladies of Selma are respectfully requested to preserve all their chamber lye collected about their premises for the purpose of making Nitre. Wagons with barrels will be sent around to gather up the lotion.
Signed, Jonathan Haralson, Agent Nitre and Mining Bureau. Confederate States Army"

There was an amusing Confederate ditty about this new development.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUG2U5AYVpk

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

People used to just piss where they sat in church?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I came across a guy in a Danish cadastre from around 1600 and he's named like "John Salpetre-acid"

Probably he made gunpowder or something, but I like to think he was just a real sour type of guy that nobody liked.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

hard counter posted:

an awful cycle of make up to conceal imperfections ---> more imperfections ----> heavier make up

Buddy you say awful, I say profitable

:capitalism:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I read a study that current plastic surgery is also self-reinforcing and even addictive, which kinda makes sense cause it's all stopgaps. Everybody's gonna look like poo poo at some point, but some of the things you do to postpone it are short term gains for some heavy long term losses.

Note simon & garfunkel's ears in central park:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JUbFj0BIc4

That's early facelift tech right there. Just pull your whole face back by the ears, but the ear canals still need to be connected so the ears get stuck in really weird positions. The first time it gets done probably isn't noticeable unless they know what to look for or know you as a person, but you're still gonna get wrinkly. There's a bunch of celebs who were kinda old in the 1980s who now have super weird low turned ears now (unless they had corrective surgery afterwards lol), probably because some had it done multiple times and their ears are now sitting down behind the jaw, its hosed up.

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Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

People used to just piss where they sat in church?

That line baffled me as well. I think it’s a humorous remark as I can’t imagine that such behavior would be acceptable, but I’m no historian.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Krankenstyle posted:

I read a study that current plastic surgery is also self-reinforcing and even addictive, which kinda makes sense cause it's all stopgaps. Everybody's gonna look like poo poo at some point, but some of the things you do to postpone it are short term gains for some heavy long term losses.

Note simon & garfunkel's ears in central park:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JUbFj0BIc4

That's early facelift tech right there. Just pull your whole face back by the ears, but the ear canals still need to be connected so the ears get stuck in really weird positions. The first time it gets done probably isn't noticeable unless they know what to look for or know you as a person, but you're still gonna get wrinkly. There's a bunch of celebs who were kinda old in the 1980s who now have super weird low turned ears now (unless they had corrective surgery afterwards lol), probably because some had it done multiple times and their ears are now sitting down behind the jaw, its hosed up.

There's a famous picture of Trump Sr where you can see this that I don't have on hand unfortunately

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Scaramouche posted:

There's a famous picture of Trump Sr where you can see this that I don't have on hand unfortunately

Quality username/post combo.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

He was always ugly, but I bet he looked at least passably human before the surgery.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Yeah that's a perfect example :barf:

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010

Platystemon posted:

Quality username/post combo.



HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS

WANT TO HANG OUT AT THE GIANT ANT NEST OUTSIDE OF TOWN?

COME ON IT'LL BE FUN DON'T BRING ANY GUNS

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I see that you have flesh.

I like flesh.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



he takes off his hairpiece and rubs his bald jaw/temple/ear area on your face until you succumb with fear

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid
Wasn't Fred Trump's weird ear/jaw thing due to some kind of cancer surgery?

I'd much rather prefer to believe it was vanity, but I'd heard otherwise.

[edit]
This Metro article has a different angle that seems to show a chunk of the guy's skull or jaw is gone.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/26/doctor-helped-donald-trump-avoid-vietnam-war-as-favor-to-his-dad-8284951/

But I didn't see anything about cancer in a cursory scan of his wikipedia article and google isn't giving me anything for 'Fred Trump weird-rear end ear and jaw'

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hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Bertrand Hustle posted:

People used to just piss where they sat in church?

well, they are called pews

Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

People used to just piss where they sat in church?

Really long sermons.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Bertrand Hustle posted:

People used to just piss where they sat in church?

For the most part people just pissed wherever they were. This is one reason theaters handed out fruits or vegetables with a rind to theatergoers; it soaked up all the piss when they just threw the rind on the ground.

Piss was also used in leather tanning. This is why the phrase "piss poor" exists. You could sell you piss to the tannery for a pittance. Most people wouldn't bother as it probably wasn't worth the walk and who the hell wants to deliberately save their piss? This is also why "can't even afford a pot to piss in" is a thing; it meant that you were so poor you'd normally sell your piss but you couldn't even afford the tools to do that.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Christ, people are* disgusting. They hadn't quite hit on the concept of not wallowing in their own filth yet, huh?

* present tense because as the internet has shown us, people are still loving nasty.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Any recommended reading on the history of piss?

pisstory :haw:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Christ, people are* disgusting. They hadn't quite hit on the concept of not wallowing in their own filth yet, huh?

* present tense because as the internet has shown us, people are still loving nasty.

It was only really an issue in the cities. Compost toilets and outhouses have existed forever and even just making GBS threads on the ground in the same place all the time is good enough if you aren't crowded. Nature breaks that stuff down pretty readily and mostly well enough that you don't get sick by just being near it. Do remember though that running water and plumbing goes back to ancient Rome. Hygiene isn't really a new invention. At the time people also did like bath houses and what have you. Various forces did want to remove a lot of Roman influences after the empire fell but, well, people like laying around in hot water so it wasn't like you were going to stop it entirely. Even so we do have immune systems so a certain level of filth around just doesn't accomplish anything.

Things were only really an issue in cities where people were packed in pretty tightly and mostly shat in buckets they dumped out of the window. That is where things got horrid.

But yes, people are gross. Biology is gross. We're a bunch of gross, weird apes.

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Traditional women‘s clothing in Bavaria doesn’t really lend itself well to quickly doing your business. I was told that until like the 60s and 70s you could sometimes see old ladies in my hometown who still wore that getup as their everyday attire just stopping whatever they were doing, standing still for a while and then going on, leaving a pee puddle behind


Women in my Bavarian hometown, sometime during the 1950s or 60s

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