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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Can we not just douse Hillary in a mixture of horse piss and gasoline already? We don't want her. I'd rather have her than Cheetoh Benito, but she's not much better and relies too much on :decorum:

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Powered Descent posted:

Hmm. I'm kind of getting a "decent human being" vibe here, but being a decent human being pretty much guarantees being a totally ineffective president. See: Carter, Jimmy.

comparing cory fuckin booker to jimmy carter? You can't be first against the wall but you can be next.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Powered Descent posted:

Hmm. I'm kind of getting a "decent human being" vibe here, but being a decent human being pretty much guarantees being a totally ineffective president. See: Carter, Jimmy.

don't worry he's actually a terrible human being so he'd do a better job than carter

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/CATargetBot/status/1067216860779753472?s=20

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


drat, you beat me.

Let's loving go.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


im glad the republican lost but i wish the dem who beat him didnt look like he was formed from old hamburger meat

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1067157750214463501

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Hungry for another flip in CA (state-level legislature):

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Minnesota isn't a rust belt state. :colbert:

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Zeroisanumber posted:

Minnesota isn't a rust belt state. :colbert:

Sorry, 2016 happened and now it is.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Vox Nihili posted:

Sorry, 2016 happened and now it is.

We didn't go Trump. We haven't gone red since Nixon.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Zeroisanumber posted:

We didn't go Trump. We haven't gone red since Nixon.

Clinton won the state by 1.5%

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Vox Nihili posted:

Clinton won the state by 1.5%

Yeah, but we made up for it with Ilhan Omar.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

never go full trump

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



hillary didnt campaign there therefore its a rust belt state

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Powered Descent posted:

Hmm. I'm kind of getting a "decent human being" vibe here, but being a decent human being pretty much guarantees being a totally ineffective president. See: Carter, Jimmy.

*slaps u with the Jimmy Carter defended Bill Calley stick*

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Is this gonna be the thread for the Mississippi run off

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Lawman 0 posted:

Is this gonna be the thread for the Mississippi run off

It's a midterm, ain't it?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Lawman 0 posted:

Is this gonna be the thread for the Mississippi run off

spoiler: the nazi wins

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Lawman 0 posted:

Is this gonna be the thread for the Mississippi run off

cindy publicHanger is gonna win wut's the point

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

nooneofconsequence posted:

spoiler: the nazi wins

https://twitter.com/MaraGay/status/1065992588191252480?s=20

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/FiveThirtyEight/status/1067594251268177922

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

It's criminal the NYT doesn't have a needle for this.

double negative
Jul 7, 2003



lmao if you've ever spent any time in mississippi you know how hilarious and absurd it is that republicans even have a chance of losing this

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

double negative posted:

lmao if you've ever spent any time in mississippi you know how hilarious and absurd it is that republicans even have a chance of losing this

Every state bordering Mississippi: "Thank god for Mississippi". Because every time quality of life rankings come out, none of them have to worry about being dead last.

"Oh, our literacy rate is dropping? Don't worry, it'll drop more in Mississippi"

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/MulcahyOran/status/1067590065524748289?s=20

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/ameya_pa/status/1067595477212745729?s=20

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Literally nothing good can happen in Mississippi. Lol if you get your hopes up.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Literally nothing good can happen in Mississippi. Lol if you get your hopes up.

That's why I need a needle!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

nooneofconsequence posted:

That's why I need a needle!

https://twitter.com/STLLeftWing/status/1067597857996324864?s=20

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


good as hell finale for this thread, thank you Mississippi for delivering

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
They don't have data for which precincts have reported, so they cant do a needle

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Literally nothing good can happen in Mississippi. Lol if you get your hopes up.

listen I just want my lols is that too much to ask

this guy would only be slightly better than a chud I’m sure but I need those tears

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

The Glumslinger posted:

They don't have data for which precincts have reported, so they cant do a needle

You shut your face

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/Tricia_Braun/status/1067600051323703296?s=20

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


PostNouveau posted:

Every state bordering Mississippi: "Thank god for Mississippi". Because every time quality of life rankings come out, none of them have to worry about being dead last.

"Oh, our literacy rate is dropping? Don't worry, it'll drop more in Mississippi"

yeah, it even has its own wiki article

my greatgrandfather and a bunch of my family are from that town where those civil rights workers got murdered, so i got a real good chance to stare into the abyss. too bad

Zeroisanumber posted:

Literally nothing good can happen in Mississippi. Lol if you get your hopes up.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




nice try, i won't be fooled

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003


Narrator: "It wasn't a long night"

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

:lol:

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U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





lmao

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