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A lot of them get disqualified for griefing
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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A lot of them get disqualified for griefing
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Feb 2, 2022 17:05
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- Karate Bastard
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Boooooo
Hooooo
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Feb 2, 2022 17:25
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A little fellow in a waistcoat. Oh wait, that's just a hobbit.
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Feb 2, 2022 19:46
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A lot of them get disqualified for griefing
ahahahaha
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Feb 3, 2022 23:21
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Can I get some recognition for my Booooo Hoooooo griefing please? No?
*gets banned*
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Feb 5, 2022 13:53
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit go in for family therapy.
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Feb 5, 2022 18:44
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit go in for family therapy.
https://youtu.be/MERhCpsY650
If you are jonesing to see it, this might scratch an itch
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Feb 5, 2022 23:43
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The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit go in for family therapy.
Ok can we take one minute to recognize how hosed up this whole situation is, have you no shame? exclaims the Holy Mother, transfixing the three of them with one accusatory finger.
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Feb 6, 2022 00:53
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
-Carl Sagan
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We're boomers sitting in the pickup parking spot out the grocery but they aren't bringing out the groceries
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Feb 6, 2022 01:51
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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We're boomers sitting in the pickup parking spot out the grocery but they aren't bringing out the groceries
Shot by tarkovsky
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Feb 6, 2022 07:04
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the portrait of dorian gray, except it's rudy giuliani and the painting looks like danny devito
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Feb 6, 2022 07:24
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Donald Duck welcomes in his brother in law, Donald Fucks.
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Feb 6, 2022 13:14
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
-Carl Sagan
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Omg I love it
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Feb 6, 2022 15:03
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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Reminiscing, but it’s really bittersweet memories, so lemoniscing.
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Feb 6, 2022 15:43
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A high quality improvised repair is a James rig
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Feb 7, 2022 18:13
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A high quality improvised repair is a James rig
I like that. I might have to use that.
Or a Gerald rig.
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Feb 7, 2022 19:45
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- for fucks sake
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The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit go in for family therapy.
Hi dad, it's me, you.
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Feb 7, 2022 21:24
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- Scaly Haylie
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It's The Juneteenth, Charlie Brown
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Feb 8, 2022 10:43
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Somewhere, in an alternate universe, a novelty t-shirt salesman known as Burt "The Shirtman" Ford still can't figure out why his sales suddenly picked up a couple of years ago
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Feb 8, 2022 13:53
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The sexually arousing cube.
Japanese news reports pixilate it.
Schools ban textbooks with pictures of the cube.
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Feb 8, 2022 22:33
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Baby
yeah I compare you to a kiss from a seal on the bay, ooooh
the more I get of you the stranger it feels yeah
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Feb 8, 2022 22:43
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Aware-wolf.
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Feb 9, 2022 19:55
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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An old man with an overcoat and umbrella gets the hook caught in a ski lift.
"Let me down from here, this is an outrage"
[Laugh Track]
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Feb 9, 2022 20:29
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There there wolf.
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Feb 9, 2022 22:35
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Firmware wolf renders every device you own unusable until you install an Important Update, at least once every full moon
I'm positive he is real
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Feb 9, 2022 22:57
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- deep dish peat moss
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Identified Aerial Phenomenon, like clouds, birds, the moon, and howling wolves
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Feb 10, 2022 08:52
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wokeanthrope
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Feb 10, 2022 13:56
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Late one night at the hunt camp:
"Dale, you feelin' alright buddy? You don't look too good..."
*panting* "it's nothing, Jake. Just, this moon, it's so bright... GrrrrrLGBTQrightsarehumanrights"
"What's that Dale? You comin' on to me? Heh heh this ain't no Brokeback mountain, buddy!"
"gently caress you Jake *Grrrrrowl* why are there so few female CEOs or politicians? *Grrrrr* misogyny Jake! It's *panting* it's misoginy!"
"Mis-uh-whut Dale? Dale something ain't right with you..."
*the full moon appears from behind a cloud*
*Dale suddenly undergoes a rapid, monstrous transformation*
"AWOOOOOOOO INSTITUTIONAL RACISM KEEPS PEOPLE OF COLOR AN UNDERCLASS IN SOCIETY AND SUPPRESSES SOCIAL PROGRESS!!" *Dale eviscerates Jake with a swipe of his claw*
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Feb 10, 2022 19:38
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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During the brightest of full moons wokeanthrope draws shocking but daring portraits of our modern society that will haunt you.
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Feb 10, 2022 19:47
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- Scaly Haylie
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what if the sims had enemy characters
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Feb 10, 2022 20:13
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Reproducing asexually, but in a gay way.
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Feb 10, 2022 20:41
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I am running through a dense woods, scrambling over fallen logs, breathing heavily, looking back over my shoulder. I catch my breath briefly before pushing forward, trying not to step on branches or dry leaves to announce my presence.
50 yards behind me, the Olson twins, their faces locked in a rictus, tight-lipped grin, hunt and peck through the brambles and bushes, using all seven of their senses to locate me, checking occasionally between themselves by locking gazes to keep the net spread wide as they close around me.
My adrenaline is running low, my stamina short. I duck behind a tight knit copse of saplings, doing all I can to not make a sound as Mary Kate crashes through the undergrowth to my left. She stops and raises her head, still grinning that damned toothless smirk, twisting her neck this way and that, seeking my scent, my fear.
I turn to duck down out of sight, and pivot directly into the steady gaze of Ashley, less than a meter away. She has cocked her head sideways, curious about my predicament, with the same crazed grin as her sibling.
I am torn between utter terror and frustration - “You’d be a lot prettier if you smiled,” I mutter hopelessly, resigned to my fate. She straightens her head, eyes firmly locked on mine, and slowly and deliberately unhinges her jaw. Four concentric rows of teeth, like a lamprey, appear before me, and the sound that utters forth is no roar or hiss, but the unmistakable laugh track of a studio audience.
Mary Kate has now slithered up behind and mimics the actions of her twin, and the echo of laughter doubles throughout the forest. As the first bits of flesh are torn from me, my screams are drowned out by the new audio effect of the audience hooting and hollering, emitting from Ashley’s gaping maw, as if Uncle Joey himself had just delivered a wondrous zinger.
The sacrifice has been made. Filming on the show Fullest House begins on Thursday.
I just wanted to cast back and point out that this excellent post was made mere hours before Bob Saget was found dead 
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Feb 11, 2022 16:16
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The first priest to teach at a high school for satans.
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- Yinlock
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one of those post-apocalyptic towns with a dark secret where everything is perfect and everyone is super friendly but speak solely in sinister double-entendres, except there's actually nothing sinister at all going on and they're just left alone because they weird people out
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