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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

this needs to be done on a human scale, in a bar, at 1:42am, in Cleveland

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

SynthOrange posted:

Scientists studying penguins have found a way to prevent their remote rovers causing stress/attack reactions.



Should have seen the BBC Spy In Huddle documentary, they had like 4 types of robot penguins designed to look safe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXY-3Cuo9pE

HeadcrabPie
Oct 6, 2009
Here is a kitten from the shelter I work at!

:catstare:

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Safari Disco Lion posted:

Oh good gourd, the image of all those penguindads singing to it and being sad that it wasn't responding. :3:

Clearly they're gonna have to build speakers into it.

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

SynthOrange posted:

Scientists studying penguins have found a way to prevent their remote rovers causing stress/attack reactions.



Man, if you had told teenager me that 'penguin scientist' was a thing I could actually be, I may have tried worth a drat.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Leper Residue posted:

Man, if you had told teenager me that 'penguin scientist' was a thing I could actually be, I may have tried worth a drat.

Trying to work with charismatic megafauna is a sucker's game. It's what they use to draw you in - there are like a dozen of those jobs in the world. You'll go to school for the penguins and before you know it you're sifting through formalin-soaked squirrel intestines trying to determine whether or not crickets are a part of their diet. The real hell of it is that the system will have bent your brain so badly that you'll find this work fascinating and be so insanely passionate about it that you will fail to understand how anyone can NOT see this as the most important question of our era. When people ask you about penguins, you will scoff knowingly; those are organisms for television shows, not real science. You will be intolerable to all but a few similarly twisted autists. And for all this, your paycheck will be smaller than the janitor who dumps out your bucket of squirrel poo poo every night.

Ahem, sorry. Here are my cats acting like they have no idea whose fur this is, nor which cats were doing all of that screaming and hissing a moment ago.

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Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

Trig Discipline posted:

Trying to work with charismatic megafauna is a sucker's game. It's what they use to draw you in - there are like a dozen of those jobs in the world. You'll go to school for the penguins and before you know it you're sifting through formalin-soaked squirrel intestines trying to determine whether or not crickets are a part of their diet. The real hell of it is that the system will have bent your brain so badly that you'll find this work fascinating and be so insanely passionate about it that you will fail to understand how anyone can NOT see this as the most important question of our era. You will be intolerable to all but a few similarly twisted autists. And for all this, your paycheck will be smaller than the janitor who dumps out your bucket of squirrel poo poo every night.

ok so I'm glad I did terrible in high school?

Stop ruining my dreams about penguin scientists.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Leper Residue posted:

ok so I'm glad I did terrible in high school?

Stop ruining my dreams about penguin scientists.

I'm just screwing around. I work on coral reef fish and it's pretty great. :q:

I do spend a lot more time programming and writing grants and less time actually working with fish than I ever intended to, though.

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.
I would honestly take a minimum wage job cleaning penguin poo poo out of a pen if it meant I actually got to be near penguins.

Like how Battlemaster is with capybara? That's me with penguin.

There was a picture I used to have that was of a young penguin that had befriended a stuffed penguin. It was like the most adorable thing I had ever seen. I had it saved on my old computer, but I can't find it now.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Well as long as we're on the subject, here are some cute pictures of penguins.





MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Trig Discipline posted:

I do spend a lot more time programming and writing grants and less time actually working with fish than I ever intended to, though.

Science!

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.


and thank you for penguins!

Edit: The penguins chasing the girl made me laugh.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Trig Discipline posted:

Ahem, sorry. Here are my cats acting like they have no idea whose fur this is, nor which cats were doing all of that screaming and hissing a moment ago.



Oh, so you have the invisible fighting cats, too? My cats are always scrupulously far away from each other, licking their paws, when I barge in to find out what was making the horrible noises.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies



Did someone say Penguins?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Whoever said it, it damned sure wasn't Benedict Cumberbatch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GnLDJAgrws

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
http://seaworldparks.com/en/seaworld-orlando/animalvision/viewanimals/penguins/
The live penguin cam is pretty cute. Just a bunch of cute penguins doing penguin stuff.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

canyoneer posted:

http://seaworldparks.com/en/seaworld-orlando/animalvision/viewanimals/penguins/
The live penguin cam is pretty cute. Just a bunch of cute penguins doing penguin stuff.

I used to go to that exhibit every time when I had my SeaWorld pass. Good times.

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Leper Residue posted:



and thank you for penguins!

Edit: The penguins chasing the girl made me laugh.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Penguins gather in groups, hang out in water, and always look unimpressed with whatever it is that humans are doing around them.

They are the capybaras of the bird world :3:

NarkyBark
Dec 7, 2003

one funky chicken
A Door Monster giving out Halloween candy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCe3tVbg058&t=189s

EVG
Dec 17, 2005

If I Saw It, Here's How It Happened.

Best part at the very end. "I love dat monster!"

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

This whole drat gallery

but mainly this



also, thanks for all the penguins, here's one I took at Melbourne Zoo

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

My favorite penguin related media

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.




Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Florida goon here, and gently caress it I need cute stuff to sustain me until I can get home from work and drink myself to sleep. Some to get started.






KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet
Chickens, you say?!

I hope this hasn't been posted yet. I can't remember where I found it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUE9j8TD6kU&t=27s

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Leper Residue posted:

I would honestly take a minimum wage job cleaning penguin poo poo out of a pen if it meant I actually got to be near penguins.

Like how Battlemaster is with capybara? That's me with penguin.

There was a picture I used to have that was of a young penguin that had befriended a stuffed penguin. It was like the most adorable thing I had ever seen. I had it saved on my old computer, but I can't find it now.

Yeah know joke I'd give up my nuclear engineering career if I could get a job taking care of capys. That isn't going to happen, though, because the only places with capybara exhibits big enough to need dedicated keepers are in Japan.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Cats are nature's perfect narcissists. It could probably sit there, gazing at an infinity of mirror images of itself, forever.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Bulldog being silly http://i.imgur.com/WBc20wg.gifv
(Linked since its like 4 mb)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Police Dog Forced to Give Statement on Arrest



:3:

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Barking Bread: The Best Thing Since Sliced

Malkamar
Mar 15, 2009
MY DEAD HUSBAND WAS FULL OF SHIT

quote:


It makes me unreasonably happy to think that somebody at some point said "Oh boy, three o'clock! Time to water the penguins!"

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.

Cythereal posted:

Florida goon here, and gently caress it I need cute stuff to sustain me until I can get home from work and drink myself to sleep. Some to get started.

:smith::respek::smith:




fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

KIT HAGS posted:

Chickens, you say?!

I hope this hasn't been posted yet. I can't remember where I found it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUE9j8TD6kU&t=27s

Haha even with the video title I wasn't expecting that.

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Everybody likes How It's Made, right?

What if it was narrated by Mr. Rogers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xhbctEcAAA

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I had no idea that's how they made crains.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Triskelli posted:

Everybody likes How It's Made, right?

What if it was narrated by Mr. Rogers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xhbctEcAAA

:3: That was absolutely lovely.

Torix
Nov 9, 2005

Meet Pig, the squooshed, but happy dog:



Yes, there's video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1cVJje9PwQ

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

RandomFerret posted:

I had no idea that's how they made crains.

Hey.

HEY.

Don't make fun of Mr. Rogers, rear end in a top hat.

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