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Metal gear is like... just simultaneously so stupid but also surprisingly fun and the story is similar, just spectacularly stupid but you can't help but enjoy it when you play the drat thing.
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Um is that a rooster taking on an eagle? Pretty badass
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I assumed this was a rooster but then I noticed how the rooster A) doesn't have a comb and B) has a bunch of cute little chicks at its feet when you first see it, and it became a lot cooler. gently caress him up, mom, you little badass you
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Dec 4, 2020 16:50
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Chickens occasionally kill people. Don't gently caress with them.
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Chicken vs Eagle is the modern day Velociraptor vs T-Rex
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And the humble species of mostly vegetarian velociraptor won the day.
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Dec 4, 2020 17:26
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The eagle looks very shook at the end.
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By popular demand posted:And the humble species of mostly vegetarian velociraptor won the day. That mostly is doing a LOT of heavy lifting.
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ultrafilter posted:Chickens occasionally kill people. Don't gently caress with them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT2hx1Czmg4
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Dec 4, 2020 18:44
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OwlFancier posted:The eagle looks very shook at the end. I imagine when you spend your days being king of the sky, getting your rear end beat by some chicken nuggets is an ego breaker.
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dpack_1 posted:Chicken vs Eagle is the modern day Velociraptor vs T-Rex  checks out
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VanSandman posted:That mostly is doing a LOT of heavy lifting. Ask the chicken thread in Pet Island - chickens will eat anything they can grab and tear apart into bite-size chunks. Plenty of stories in that thread about things like a mouse infestation ending with the chickens ripping the mice apart and eating them all.
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Cythereal posted:Ask the chicken thread in Pet Island - chickens will eat anything they can grab and tear apart into bite-size chunks. Plenty of stories in that thread about things like a mouse infestation ending with the chickens ripping the mice apart and eating them all. <MP4 of cat looking at a mouse, and then chicken darting right past the cat and eating the mouse>
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Assorted Gubbins posted:<MP4 of cat looking at a mouse, and then chicken darting right past the cat and eating the mouse> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwy4X4F3mB4
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Chickens are horrible animals but man do I hate eagles.
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Chickens are just dinosaurs in modern times and for that they rule
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Chickens are great in every way
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freeedr posted:Chickens are great in every way Chickens are decent people
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Chickens can gently caress up a person and that's after literal millenia of us breeding them to be as stupid and delicious as possible.
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Son of Rodney posted:Chickens can gently caress up a person and that's after literal millenia of us breeding them to be as stupid and delicious as possible. We keep forgetting to comment out the 'is a dinosaur' flag.
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Son of Rodney posted:Chickens can gently caress up a person and that's after literal millenia of us breeding them to be as stupid and delicious as possible. Well, if that person does not overcome the thought that this is a doofy lil chicken and punts it to the horizon. I'm always a tad amused by the unwarranted humbleness of people when they talk about how geese and stuff can mess you up. You don't have to feel bad just because you can theoretically kill a chicken with a kick.
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Grendels Dad posted:Well, if that person does not overcome the thought that this is a doofy lil chicken and punts it to the horizon. Pardon? 
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Grendels Dad posted:Well, if that person does not overcome the thought that this is a doofy lil chicken and punts it to the horizon. Have you ever seen someone try to kick a football, and miss the ball? This is a thing that happens. Now imagine the ball can move, and is currently attacking you, instead of staying still at optimal kicking-reach. Good luck!
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Phosphine posted:Have you ever seen someone try to kick a football, and miss the ball? This is a thing that happens. Now imagine the ball can move, and is currently attacking you, instead of staying still at optimal kicking-reach. Good luck! I would hope that most people pull a full Charlie Brown when they miss. If they did, yeah the chicken would gently caress them up.
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The Lone Badger posted:We keep forgetting to comment out the 'is a dinosaur' flag. We never learn that commenting out self‐modifying code is a bad idea.
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Geese have a handle that extends towards you when they attack, and it don't matter who you are, vertebrae ain't tough. I firmly believe you should always avoid wildlife if possible, but if they're biting and hitting you, I have never seen them fail to back down once they've been tossed by the neck back onto their turf. I'm not an expert but I have done this because I didn't know what else to do; the goose was definitely still very defensive and after I removed him from my zone, I did my best to convey "hey I'm backing off if you back off" with my body language after; we ended up working it out. Turns out there's not a lot of "official" advice for what to do when being actively attacked by a goose. Btw I still think geese are good birbs. Just territorial and pushy as gently caress, and people free-feeding them (intentionally or not, with litter) doesn't help at all.
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Wasabi the J posted:I still think geese are good birbs. Most hosed up part of the post imho
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I once saw a chicken kill a baby duck for fun.
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OwlFancier posted:I once saw a chicken kill a baby duck for fun. At the same time chickens are bred to squat down when people come near them so it's easy to pick them up. Chickens are adorable.
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I have about thirty chickens and most of them are docile idiot birbs but occasionally you get one rooster who decides he’s king of poo poo mountain and will actively gently caress up your day if you even step out of the house in his eyeline. Our first rooster, Bo Derek was like that. He attacked my son and my wife and then me (who he had actively deferred to and skirted around previously), so his life was cut tragically short. I like to let all my animals have great stress-free lives and the chickens are all free-range mouse-and-vole-and-garden goody-eating dum dums but a violent rooster can’t stay around. TL:DR - the eagle has the right reaction.
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Imperador do Brasil posted:I have about thirty chickens and most of them are docile idiot birbs but occasionally you get one rooster who decides he’s king of poo poo mountain and will actively gently caress up your day if you even step out of the house in his eyeline. When I was a young kid our neighbour had a roosted named Claude who was like that. We had to have "Claude sticks" at strategic points throughout our yard so we could fend it off when it attacked.
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Geese are terrific in a sandwich or with some sauerkraut. Cocks are revolting.
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Duck smokes really well, I haven't had the chance to try goose
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You definitely should, it's possibly the best kosher substitute for bacon.
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Birds have taken over "gently caress the ocean" for goons feigning terror over something mostly benign.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Birds have taken over "gently caress the ocean" for goons feigning terror over something mostly benign. That poo poo can be traumatic when you're a really little kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_iOhnZl5as Also sometimes for some adults. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdrmfjAhn0 Also sometimes for entire neighbourhoods.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEWyXtA1AVs
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A bird shat on my head in keswick once and I have never forgiven them, I swear vendetta against all of birdkind to this day. All shall perish and be consumed.
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OwlFancier posted:A bird shat on my head in keswick once and I have never forgiven them, I swear vendetta against all of birdkind to this day. All shall perish and be consumed. That’s supposed to bring good luck though.
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It happened about five years ago so you be the loving judge.
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