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Propaniac posted:My (24F) boyfriend (32M) told me he was a doctor. I walked in on him behind the counter at Taco Bell. no, I'm sorry, people in the history of humanity have never lied or made poo poo up to get laid, you're the first, congratulations
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AceClown posted:no, I'm sorry, people in the history of humanity have never lied or made poo poo up to get laid, you're the first, congratulations holy poo poo is that true
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AceClown posted:no, I'm sorry, people in the history of humanity have never lied or made poo poo up to get laid, you're the first, congratulations The really great thing is her going "what should I do, should I dump him?" when he is 100% never going to be seen again.
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# ? May 19, 2024 10:08 |
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I always find it funny when guys lie to get laid but then that turns into an actual relationship and they have to live with that lie, forever (or until they get busted).
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AITA for offering my kids nanny more money/hours so she won't work for my SIL?quote:My husband and I have 3 kids (10mo f, 4m, 10f). We currently have a nanny, Isabelle (22f) 3 days a week.
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ApplesandOranges posted:AITA for offering my kids nanny more money/hours so she won't work for my SIL? "How dare you pay her more money to keep her after I tried to pay her more money to steal her away?"
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# ? May 19, 2024 10:25 |
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This is a very smart Nannie who knows how to negotiate. Open up the bidding next year as well!
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# ? May 19, 2024 10:29 |
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True, but for the nannys sake, little concerned it sounds like ops offer starts "next year." Hope it actually is serious, but if so, why not already?
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# ? May 19, 2024 10:29 |
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Sounds like Isabelle is about to get caught in the middle of a stupid family pissing match.
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AITA for walking out of the bridal salon when I found out my friends were making fun of me behind my back?quote:I have two friends: Gaby and Shelly. All of us are 23, if that matters. We were roommates in college and stayed in the same city after graduation. While the three of us are close, I’ve always known that Gaby and Shelly are the closest. They have a really sweet friendship.
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# ? May 19, 2024 10:52 |
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r/relationships: do Canadian men often do this with their body?
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# ? May 19, 2024 10:57 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for walking out of the bridal salon when I found out my friends were making fun of me behind my back? You only got hurt because you found the hurtful things I said, clearly this is your fault.
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wheatpuppy posted:That year at school I learned about something called "face blindness." Lol several years ago all the bastards and I were walking in a park and I noticed a set of adult identical twins. And then another, and then another. The town was hosting a convention for identical twins. By the time we finished our walk I'd say a third of all the people we passed in this park were identical twins. When we got back to the van and were driving home Mrs Bastard idly comments, sure were a lot of people dressed alike in the park today.
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AITA for saying penguins are not ducksquote:I have two daughters, and one of them has, since she was tiny, loved ducks. She's obsessed with them. Every day, she tells me a new duck fact. The main thing she's missing about the pandemic is being able to go to the park to watch the ducks. Not feed them, just sit there and stare adoringly at them. She sleeps with a cuddly toy duck. She shouts "it's a good day to be a duck" when things are going well. It's a bit odd, but there's no harm in it. She is technically my stepdaughter and has had to put up with a *lot* in her short life- her birth mother being abusive, her father remarrying me and then walking out on us, me starting a new relationship, and then a pandemic, and anything which gives her a bit of comfort and joy is good by me.
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# ? May 19, 2024 13:50 |
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Obviously you explain to your children that some ducks (like wood ducks) are a form of penguin but strangely, some penguins (like emperor) are technically ducks due to the strange state of science and biology in the 1800s.
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Moon Slayer posted:TIFU by showing my dick to my wife's grandparents. The Sentinelese, famously known as one of the last uncontacted primitive peoples left on the planet, have been seen waving their dicks at the observers, ironically sometimes at actual helicopters. There's probably nothing closer to a universal gesture, except for maybe this (from Wikipedia): quote:...sometimes they turned their backs and assumed a "defecating" posture, which Pandit took as a sign of their not being welcome.
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Moon Slayer posted:TIFU by showing my dick to my wife's grandparents. Too bad we just got a new thread title
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edgeman83 posted:I have two completely opposite Dr. title stories. The first was the high school principal we had for a year. She required everyone, students parents and teachers, to call her by her full title. She was just as pleasant as she sounded and I think the teachers had a fun night out when she was finally shitcanned. The school district I was in required an EdD to become a principal, so they all had the title of "Doctor". Extra degrees coincided with pay bumps for teachers as well, so basically any teacher who had been there for over 10 years had an EdD, because teachers had continuing education requirements that were paid for by the district, so standard practice was to slowly grind out the courses until they fulfilled the requirements.
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# ? May 19, 2024 14:38 |
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There was a Spanish teacher at my high school who had a PhD and insisted on being addressed as Dr. I never had her but I heard she wasn't a great teacher. She disappeared halfway through my junior year and it turned out her husband had been declared missing but really he'd died at home and she was just living with the body. FWIW I also have a PhD (neuroscience) and only invoke the title for comedy purposes. I like to annoy my partner by referring to him as Mr. Dr. Coro
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I have a phd and anyone who insists on being called Dr sucks. Also I hate academic departments that refer to each other as Dr.
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trickybiscuits posted:This was my cousin's wedding last month. Beautiful ceremony, then dinner, dancing, drinking, and loads of fun. It was wonderful. Hell yeah. When it goes off right and it's all a big joyous celebration with friends, weddings are one of the absolute top-notch examples of a party
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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:AITA for saying penguins are not ducks r/relationships: it's a good day to be a duck
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Moon Slayer posted:TIFU by showing my dick to my wife's grandparents. A lot of people seem to say "instinctively' when they mean 'impulsively'. Can't control the biological instinct to be a loving idiot, nope can't be blamed for my behavior because
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idiotsavant posted:Hell yeah. When it goes off right and it's all a big joyous celebration with friends, weddings are one of the absolute top-notch examples of a party If a wedding is treated as The Bride's Very Special Day, well, then you start getting stories like in this thread.
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This story from LegalAdvice is short, but I just like how well the even shorter title sums it up. And while I'm not exactly a police fan, a guy like this getting arrested for sucker-punching a cop who actually wasn't doing anything wrong works for me. quote:Friend started a fight at a bar. The guy said he was a federal agent and he was.
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Upgrade posted:I have a phd and anyone who insists on being called Dr sucks. Also I hate academic departments that refer to each other as Dr. My wife has an MD, and she only refers to herself as doctor (outside of work) so she can make the occasional "just what the doctor ordered" joke at restaurants.
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:This story from LegalAdvice is short, but I just like how well the even shorter title sums it up. And while I'm not exactly a police fan, a guy like this getting arrested for sucker-punching a cop who actually wasn't doing anything wrong works for me. lol hope your friend enjoys jail
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Yeah that guy is hosed even without considering who his victim was
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# ? May 19, 2024 16:51 |
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:This story from LegalAdvice is short, but I just like how well the even shorter title sums it up. And while I'm not exactly a police fan, a guy like this getting arrested for sucker-punching a cop who actually wasn't doing anything wrong works for me. Lmfao. "How much trouble is he in?" Probably a lot, bud
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# ? May 19, 2024 16:55 |
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I recall interactions with the police in Rio de Janeiro, that they're chiefs are "doctor" rather than "captain", I believe because they have to pass the bar exam They also gave Prince Andrew an all-female motorcycle escort, though I can't say whether that was their idea or his.
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wheatpuppy posted:"How dare you pay her more money to keep her after I tried to pay her more money to steal her away?" Not remotely what she said.... She said, "How dare you pay her more money to steal her away from me after I tried to pay her more money to steal her away." She's blaming the OP for stealing away the sitter that she never actually employed, just tried to hire away. From the interactions and even the Husband's reaction get the feeling SIL is the golden child used to getting her way.
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Hughlander posted:Not remotely what she said....
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Technocrat posted:I recall interactions with the police in Rio de Janeiro, that they're chiefs are "doctor" rather than "captain", I believe because they have to pass the bar exam All Women Biker Police sounds like an Alan Partridge pitch.
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Fil5000 posted:All Women Biker Police sounds like an Alan Partridge pitch. The 'In Rio' part absolutely sells this
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BrigadierSensible posted:This one is easy. You will address me by my husband's rank
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Mx. posted:AITA For refusing to draw my nieces artwork for an assignment/contest she had at school? Not that this lady did the wrong thing, but "The world isn't fair so I'm not going to help you cheat at this art contest" is a confusing thread.
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idiotsavant posted:r/relationships: it's a good day to be a duck
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I’m stuck between the windmill dick and the penguin duck.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I’m stuck between the windmill dick and the penguin duck. An illustration, please.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I’m stuck between the windmill dick and the penguin duck. Ducks' are corkscrew shaped, so it'd be more a turbine.
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