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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Before and After Mission Rap
Colby Ferrin
Produced By Colby Ferrin
BEFORE AND AFTER MISSION RAP LYRICS

[Before - Verse 1]
I take a look at my childhood and wonder where it went
I’m on the front lines of this younger age experiment
I still remember when I entered with a letter
From the Church of Jesus Christ that stated where this infant Elder’s sent
It said, “Elder, you’re called to serve
Go share the joy that you have that we all deserve
You’ll leave your home and pack your bags, say your goodbyes to Mom and Dad
Because it’s time to teach the plan until they all have heard.”
Until they have joy and they know why
Until they have joy because they know Christ
And I’m preparing and I’m counting down the days until I’m leaving
Man it’s crazy how quickly the time can go by
I’m saying goodbyes to my close friends
When we next meet, I don’t know when
I’ve been living with guidance - holding onto my parents like a rope
But it’s looking like this is where the rope ends
From here it’s - “Do good.” That’s all
“We knew that you would stand tall.”
I’ve had my hands around my family but I’m leaving so now I feel
The pain of being alone as my hands fall
I won’t get paid, but it’s the toughest job
Man I can’t wait to share my love of God
I’ll be bold with my song till the top of the hills sing
And hold to the rod so I don’t drop with the building
I’m not going to sit down - till every person in my sight has heard
That He lives now - and is still king
There’s a big “How?” - But I will witness even if
My bones are ripped out - if it kills me

[PreChorus]
Send me now - with cheer I go
In Christ, there’s no fear I know
Goodbye to the 18 years I’ve known
Watch out world, here I go

[Chorus 1]
I believe
And I will defeat
For the people with me
I’ll get on my feet

[After - Verse 2]
It’s been 2 years, it’s been 2 years
I’ve taught a few people and conquered a few fears
And I’ve seen miracles - yes I’ve seen miracles
Oh I’ve seen miracles...But man
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
Preached love and peace and received pain and offense?
Have you ever looked at the sky, like “it’s raining again?”
But you walk those miles because they need the Savior of men?
See I gave up sleep so they could find rest
Shed tears so they could cry less
My family gave up 2 years of being together
So that other families could be joined together forever
And for He who paid the ransom -
I gave up first world life to help others find their heavenly mansion
And though we taught what Christ said we should and should not be
Still some people simply could not, or would not see
They didn’t get why salvation is a big deal at all
Or how Christ saves us from an actual fall
They don’t see we’re heirs of promise born to raise with the dawn
And we’re more than just smart monkeys that were made from a bomb
BUT
On occasions, there was an amazing
Person who was searching for the voice we were raising
And they made our trials seem like minor pains
When compared to our smiles as their lives were changed
And….wow…..now it’s over
Although when I think about it it isn’t over
This is just the start, and this part is better
My name tag’s written on my heart forever
So here I pledge to light a spark in this people
To raise a loud voice against darkness and evil
And to shine light glowing with the splendor of youth
As a soldier of Christ - a Defender of Truth

[PreChorus]
So send me now - with cheer I go
In Christ, there’s no fear I know
Goodbye to the best 2 years I’ve known
Watch out world, here I go

[Chorus 2]
Now I know
The painful road
I’ve learned to love
When life gets tough

[Chorus 1 & 2 (Before and After) Combined]
I believe
Now I know
And I will defeat
The painful road
For the people with me
I’ve learned to love
I’ll get on my feet
When life gets tough

e: ed ballsatire

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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

i never thought "christian ______" music could ever be beaten in terms of something that should never happen

but then came mormon rap

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

lol this reminds me that putin is collecting a group of has-beens/wash ups for his little collection of hangers-on

he has steven seagal, gerard depardieu and now trump

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Karl Sharks posted:

i never thought "christian ______" music could ever be beaten in terms of something that should never happen

but then came mormon rap

just wait til mormon death metal

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jazerus posted:

just wait til mormon death metal

death mormon \m/

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Melania

Guy DeBorgore
Apr 6, 1994

Catnip is the opiate of the masses
Soiled Meat

Jazerus posted:

just wait til mormon death metal

i've been waiting my entire life

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

FrensaGeran posted:

The idea that the almanac would remain perfectly accurate even shortly after Biff started making his money is absurd.

Biff's money came from somewhere, and that money would've been in other people's pockets in the original timeline.

Each and every cent of it is like a butterfly flapping its wings. Add that poo poo up over a few years and tell me whether that college basketball game in 1976 ends with the exact same score. Bullshit. Why are sports results somehow Objective and static and immune to the effects of time travel?

Also it was like 20 pages thick. Did they write the results at the atomic scale?

bro im p sure the absurd part was old rear end biff traveling back in time to give himself the almanac. all other mental masturbation past this point is for naught

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

cams posted:

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/810235986726756352

you don't need to read more than one sentence of this article to start laughing about how stupid it is

its not a ridiculous argument. more productivity means more wealth which means more consumption which means more jobs

the problem is when those extra jobs you made are also automated

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

babypolis posted:

its not a ridiculous argument. more productivity means more wealth which means more consumption which means more jobs

the problem is when those extra jobs you made are also automated

well, and the fact that more wealth to the top 1%, the people who actually make money off the automation, doesn't mean more consumption

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

lol this reminds me that putin is collecting a group of has-beens/wash ups for his little collection of hangers-on

he has steven seagal, gerard depardieu and now trump

trump is a has-been/wash up???

let me remind everyone for a second that there is definitely going to be a

Donald J. Trump Presidential Library and Museum



let that sink in and wash over you like the blood from a slit wrist

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Guy DeBorgore posted:

i've been waiting my entire life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPq-Sde6AR8

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jeb is a big fat mess!

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Leviathan posted:

bro im p sure the absurd part was old rear end biff traveling back in time to give himself the almanac. all other mental masturbation past this point is for naught

and then after he gives young Biff the almanac he gets back in the time machine to 2015 and it's not a hellscape it's the original timeline like wtf is this poo poo Zemeckis

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush could handle Trump insults but China melts down? What a disappointment I would have thought Jeb was a bigger bitch made than China.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Karl Sharks posted:

well, and the fact that more wealth to the top 1%, the people who actually make money off the automation, doesn't mean more consumption

not according to economics because economists are loving retarded

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


DrPlump posted:

Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush could handle Trump insults but China melts down? What a disappointment I would have thought Jeb was a bigger bitch made than China.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/810286713499226116

gee i wonder why

and the way people treat the 80's now like how they treated the 50's in the 80's yes the bttf parallels are endless

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Karl Sharks posted:

well, and the fact that more wealth to the top 1%, the people who actually make money off the automation, doesn't mean more consumption

Yeah but you're not accounting for, and I'm just spitballing here, a thing I am calling

"Trumped-up trickle down economics"

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

sup

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/810288321880555520

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

im the pills somebody dropped off their RAP PLATE

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



http://i.imgur.com/EpmGUr6.gifv

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

saw the blue checkmark. checks out. this is fine.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



the 80s will be just as alien to kids being born around now as the 50s were to me watching that film for the first time

actually the more that i think about it that makes a lot of sense

cams
Mar 28, 2003


https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/810289772283527168

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Okay Baloogan, explain this.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

:wow:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

How unpesidented.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


are there any ways to explain that tweet beyond blatantly wanting to force conflict with china

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

the goddam dog got into my slo mo stash again gently caress!

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

Leviathan posted:


let me remind everyone for a second that there is definitely going to be a

[b]Donald J. Trump President/b]


coulda stopped right there. Although, I'd say odds are good that poo poo'll get so hosed up that we'll never allow a library.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



how the gently caress are we going to survive this

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
"lol like I care that you nuked Seattle. Full of gaywads anyway. Did me a favor. Sad!"

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Okay Baloogan, explain this.

We're reaching persuasion levels that shouldn't ev-

*gets interrupted by nuclear inferno*

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAxgpHWtLC0

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

LordoftheScheisse posted:

coulda stopped right there. Although, I'd say odds are good that poo poo'll get so hosed up that we'll all be dead.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Jericho was a good show

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Rex-Goliath posted:

how the gently caress are we going to survive this

Booze and the understand that death is certain

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

What is he even trying to do here

Please tell me

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
In the year 20,016...

https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/810271634628153346

Roger stone is still a dick

e: #jail

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